Urinating On The Street

[Pdoggg]

I was talking to a guy the other night and the subject of pissing on the street came up.   He said that he had never, not even once, pissed on the street anywhere in the world.  I had just assumed that any guy who goes out for a night on he piss, has had nature call in an inconvenient location.

Has anyone here ever not taken a piss on the street? (for the record I have never cum on the street; I am not a perv)

 

  

[cobber32]

No, I've never pissed on the street. But many years ago after a solid drinking session, I pissed in the driveway of a farmer's place on my way home. Dark night, about 3.30 in the morning. My only excuse was that I'd never have made it home otherwise. 

[Quietguy]

I'm sorry to say I have. But it was many years ago in my younger days. I would not do that now - unless really desperate.

[Pdoggg]

27 minutes ago, Quietguy said:

I'm sorry to say I have. But it was many years ago in my younger days. I would not do that now - unless really desperate.

There's a C&W song in that!   

[stoolpusher]

Are we talking in an actual street or anywhere other than the public convenience 

[Pdoggg]

5 hours ago, stoolpusher said:

Are we talking in an actual street or anywhere other than the public convenience 

Off your back porch counts I reckon. 

[stoolpusher]

Well in that case , There is no way I am going to go all the way back home to do a #1 or 2 if  I am at the farm so ....

  YES 

 

[Pdoggg]

55 minutes ago, stoolpusher said:

or 2

Upping the ante!  

[stoolpusher]

A line Rodney Dangerfield used in a movie 

 

 " look out for number 1 and don't tread in number 2 " 

[Pdoggg]

1 hour ago, stoolpusher said:

A line Rodney Dangerfield used in a movie 

 

 " look out for number 1 and don't tread in number 2 " 

 

[Quietguy]

20 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

There's a C&W song in that!   

 

[Quinn]

Jerry Jeff Walker - went Buddha - October 23rd. 

[blind boy grunt]

On 11/2/2020 at 9:52 PM, Pdoggg said:

There's a C&W song in that!   

you spoke too soon PD! Here's a song from the forthcoming 'Quinn and Grunt sing the QG country album'

this track is called "The Ballad of Quietguy, Mary, a snake, a steer and big Bill" i think we may well change the title at some point before recording.

 

I was a- drinkin’ beer in Bill’s saloon, with my woman, Mary.

But, Mary she done treat me mean, so I rode home ‘cross the prairie.

My hoss done bolted when I got off, to do an urgent No.1

My pants came down, i looked around, to see my hoss was gone.

So I stood behind a rock, for to be a-doin’ my business

But lord I’m a swearin’ that it’s true, as god he is my witness….

 

Yee-Haw! a rattler bit me on my cock!

Yee-haw! the pain was drastic

Yee-haw! the swelling looked fantastic.

Yee-haw! but never fear because a steer

Came up to me and she sucked out the venom

I knew right then Pards, I swear it’s true

 no more to do with women.

 

Now Mary’s gone, she ran off with big Bill that night

Where they did go, I ain't a-knowin',

maybe Tupelo or Albuquerque, where the wind be blowin'

So be warned all you cowpoke folks, a piss can lead to many things,

sadness or true love and what true love brings.

This cowpoke he is happy now, for I a-wed that steer.

I know it’s so, can’t be denied, that I’m on a winner,

When my steer gets old and love dies,

I can have her for my dinner.

 

 Yee-Haw! a rattler bit me on my cock!

Yee-haw! the pain was drastic

Yee-haw! the swelling looked fantastic.

Yee-haw! but never fear because a steer,

Came up to me and sucked out the venom

I knew right then Pards, I swear it’s true

 no more to do with women

[Quinn]

Hold on Pardner - I made a commitment many years ago to never utter the name 'M--y' (Long gone Wife 3 - thank f**k). ! Carry on without me !

[blind boy grunt]

3 hours ago, Quinn said:

Hold on Pardner - I made a commitment many years ago to never utter the name 'M--y' (Long gone Wife 3 - thank f**k). ! Carry on without me !

i'll do the verses , you can do the chorus!..