Ladyboys Emmy Emmy Posted September 4, 2021 Author Ladyboys Share Posted September 4, 2021 Hello everyone. On Sunday Night Sep 5th , Emmy's Bar will have a live stream at 10 p.m thai time. Theme Sexy dress night. Come and have fun with us. I will post livestream on my personal Facebook page as follows. - My Facebook https://www.facebook.com/tutu.wattanasiri -Page facebook Emmy's bar https://www.facebook.com/Emmybarladyboy Website : LBR (Here) You can support us via paypal. Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink Pay at this link http://paypal.me/KattyRoomforRent or My Paypal = tutubas85@gmail.com Even if you are not in the mood to buy drinks i am happy that you watch the show and visit Emmy's Bar when you comeback. The kittens and myself hope to meet you all one day Thank you very much for support us Hope to See you all Emmy and the kittens. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 I couldn't access the livestream last week. I hope I can today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 On 9/2/2021 at 4:57 PM, blind boy grunt said: i have been reading so much recently about when all will open again, when you can all head back this way. Last night i even dreamed about it. So to give you all hope, here's the tale of that dream: Ode for The Cowpoke and Jimmy 'The Kid' Cargo [ High Noon ] In the night I had a dream, it could have been a movie scene, Lockdown/shutdown had all ended, or maybe it was ending soon, in Emmy’s bar at High Noon. All the boys made their way Back to Emmy’s day by day. Some by plane or boat of course One came back upon a horse. The Cowpoke tied his nag to the nearest post, went in to see the one he loved most. In walked Sunny from Big C Cowpoke yee-hawed constantly, “Sunny dear with all accord, will you please, stroke my pork sword”, Said Sunny, with much solemnity, “But I don’t have a magnifying glass on me” “Okay then, my trouser snake? Won’t you please give it a shake?” “Cowpoke, will you never learn? It’s not a snake, it’s a worm” truth is told at high Noon, in Emmy’s bar and saloon. PD walked in quietly, but PD he was pissed, He sat down in his favourite chair, but PD went and missed, he banged his head upon the floor, but quickly smiled, when he saw: What a boon! It hadn’t hurt, he could see up Teya’s skirt! A rocket ship and two moons, and Uranus good lord i'll be in heaven soon! all on show in Emmy’s Bar and Saloon. Said Grunt to Quinn “I heard kid Cargo’s coming do you remember him?” “Surely do” Quinn replied “I think I see, that he’s just walking down soi 3.” The soi was crowded but the silence deafenin’ Kid Cargo walked so mean and threatenin’ Then, he yelled from down the street, “Cowpoke, come out from wherever you are I see your hoss outside Emmy’s bar, come face me down if you will I’m sending you to boot hill, you been a-messin’ with my Sheila you’re gonna need some kinda healer, yes, you been messin’ with my woman, for you now, armageddon’s comin’ ” He then pulled out his 11 inch Women moistened and men did flinch, The ones who saw… said: that’s peculiar! one more and he would have a ruler! “Get your cock out Poke” cried he come and fight with what you got, though folks tell me it’s not a lot” The Cowpoke heard and started quiverin’ Trying to crawl and slide and hide, Out of sight, under the pool table, But, being porky, he wasn’t able. Emmy pulled him back by the ankles, “Cowpoke something here rankles, Get out there and fight, you could win, But, just in case you don’t, please pay your check bin” A Cowgal knows which side her bread is buttered To the Cowpoke, Sunny muttered “Cowpoke you are toast Jimmy the kid I love the most”. Cowpoke blanched and said in gloom “Sunny darlin’ stop your talkin’ to my death I could be walkin’ purty soon I could be in my tomb”. So he went with great reflection To face down Cargo and his erection, but, he knew his chances zero But faced his fate with his sombrero, Emmy cried “Poke, you are my hero” So walkin’ tall to face his rival He knew it was all about survival. They came together, two deadly foes to face each other toes to toes. Cargo cried ‘you varmint! you been messing with my gal, are you confessin’? You bin doin’ sumpin’ funny with my true love Sunny. I’m a six times a day man, you know Gonna put you down as fast as you’ll go So Jimmy jerked once and then twice And then to no one’s big surprise blasted Cowpoke, right between the eyes. To calm things down at Teya’s urging, Sunny cried “Jimmy, I’m still a virgin!” BB laughed, “to be sure, to be sure, bejasus! I’ve heard that before.” Said Ciobha, hale and hearty “I’ve never seen a Cowboy bukkake party! Emmy then, realizing all her fears, “oh my god! It’s in his eyes and ears!” Running to help with a tissue to clean the mess of Cargo’s issue. “QG, you’re not looking too enticing Your head’s like a cake with melting icing, No, you’re not looking very cute, You should have worn your hazmat suit” The women cried and baby’s wailed dogs a-howled and men high-tailed, Horses neighed, people prayed chickens clucked, donkey’s brayed Woodie woodied with Sophia Said to her “I’ve missed you dear, keep your head down ,as god’s my witness When cargo fires, he don’t take prisoners, When he shoots he knows no stopping, He’s not called The Melbourne Cock for nothing.” Rom was standing next to Lily He was back here on the hunt Said Lily “please don’t talk to me Surely you know I only love Grunt?” Chester arrived from his Laundromat next to Sara the kitten he sat' He took one look at QG Jeez! someone’s fed me L.S.D! They all knew it had gone too far, outside Emmy’s Saloon and Bar. Sunny fell and tore her dress Pleading for some understanding, Jimmy you are too demanding! Jimmy smiled, “I do confess, I’m going to sort out this mess, no-one mess’s with Kid Cargo, specially not that cowpoke desperado. All were hoping things didn’t worsen soon In Emmy’s bar and Saloon. The audience they all applauded, Curiosity, had been rewarded, Kid cargo sat down near a stranger “Don’t worry friend, no danger now it’s true, Are you okay? And who are you?” The stranger said “my name is Seven, and I’m fine, but could be finer I’m just booking my next holiday in China. In came Big Al from Normandy, appearing quite mysteriously. Zoot Alors! Mon Ami! Something is happening here I see.. Is it to do with my girl Sunny? And why is that man’s head all runny? Jimmy thought ‘this is strange’ He’s like a walking mountain range “Hi Big Al have we met before? And who are you looking for? If you are seeking Jimmy ‘the Kid’ He’s over there, that’s where he is I wouldn’t like you to be disappointed” And To Big Tel, he pointed. The cowpoke walked back inside to hide Muttering to himself a prayer, enough gun play now - I’ll barfine teya! “Surely pard “she said ‘your gun is empty? ‘shucks gal, I still have plenty, then walkin’out with a full sack He shot Kid Cargo in the back. It seemed right then to me, that it had ended honourably None had lost and none did win Grunt then said to Quinn “I’m going back home Maybe write a song or poem” Quinn replied, “yes do it soon you write the words I’ll write the tune, Why don’t you call it ‘High Noon down in Emmys bar and saloon’ “ So well I guess, in fact confess This poem could be seen as detrimental But that’s really inconsequential for any resemblance to anyone alive or dead, or Quietguy, is purely coincidental. He lived to fight another day So that’s all that’s left to say, This dream was told with great precision so, it is your decision, was it a dream? Or a vision? A masterpiece BBG. Surely you will be inducted into the Country Hall of Fame! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 hours ago, Pdoggg said: A masterpiece BBG. Surely you will be inducted into the Country Hall of Fame! As an addendum to this piece of peotry. If this scenario came to pass No way would you guys see Sophias ass We would be on the street Until the battle was complete Once it was over and Sunny was in her designated place And Emmy had cleaned up the targets face We would resume our seats And make comments on those amazing feats. Oh to return to those glory days That have nearly disappeared in a haze. Who knows when we can return to the scene I hope it is soon before I become a hasbeen Soph and I talk every day and sometimes reminisce And dream of when we can do more than blow a kiss 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyboys Emmy Emmy Posted September 5, 2021 Author Ladyboys Share Posted September 5, 2021 Hi everyone. Welcome to Emmy's Bar Livestream Tonight theme Sexy dress night. You can support us by tranfer via paypal Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink Pay at this link paypal.me/KattyRoomforRent or use our PayPal account: tutubas85@gmail.com Thank you very much. #Emmybar #Ladyboy #ladyboy_bar Emmy's Bar-Ladyboy bar 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pdoggg Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 It appears that Teya just helped the girl in purple tuck in her cock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 23 minutes ago, Pdoggg said: It appears that Teya just helped the girl in purple tuck in her cock! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 4 hours ago, Pdoggg said: It appears that Teya just helped the girl in purple tuck in her cock! Teya is a helpful girl. Always willing to lend a helping hand! The girl in purple said her name is Maki. Teya said Maki is her cousin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyboys Emmy Emmy Posted September 6, 2021 Author Ladyboys Share Posted September 6, 2021 Some pictures from last night's livestream. Thank you for all supporters . See you next Sunday 12th Sep. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 On 9/5/2021 at 9:41 PM, Quietguy said: The girl in purple said her name is Maki. Teya said Maki is her cousin. Apparently Maki is not Teya's cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 8 minutes ago, Quietguy said: Apparently Maki is not Teya's cousin. so why did ya tell us she is then? you read it in a certain paper didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 I asked Teya if Maki was her sister, and Teya said she was her cousin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Quietguy said: I asked Teya if Maki was her sister, and Teya said she was her cousin. Emmy...sort Quietguy out will you! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 21 minutes ago, Quietguy said: Apparently Maki is not Teya's cousin. so how do you know she isn't her cousin? you read it in a certain paper didn't you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, blind boy grunt said: Emmy...sort Quietguy out will you! 1 minute ago, blind boy grunt said: so how do you know she isn't her cousin? you read it in a certain paper didn't you? Emmy told me Maki is not Teya's cousin. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, Quietguy said: Emmy told me Maki is not Teya's cousin. you're just trying to get your post count up so you can be a 'rockstar with ladyboy groupies' ain't ya! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 As if I would do such a thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 4 minutes ago, Quietguy said: As if I would do such a thing. well i am.. so i can get rid of the bloody thing! only 490 points to go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 2 minutes ago, blind boy grunt said: well i am.. so i can get rid of the bloody thing! only 490 points to go. now only 480 to go........ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 15 minutes ago, blind boy grunt said: well i am.. You've always said you were a Rockstar. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind boy grunt Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Quietguy said: You've always said you were a Rockstar. you're getting better QG! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quietguy Posted September 8, 2021 Share Posted September 8, 2021 The early days. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyboys Emmy Emmy Posted September 11, 2021 Author Ladyboys Share Posted September 11, 2021 Hello everyone. On Sunday Night Sep 12th , Emmy's Bar will have a live stream at 10 p.m thai time. Theme The rain bunnies. Come and have fun with us. I will post livestream on my personal Facebook page as follows. - My Facebook https://www.facebook.com/tutu.wattanasiri -Page facebook Emmy's bar https://www.facebook.com/Emmybarladyboy Website : LBR (Here) You can support us via paypal. Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink Pay at this link http://paypal.me/KattyRoomforRent or My Paypal = tutubas85@gmail.com Even if you are not in the mood to buy drinks i am happy that you watch the show and visit Emmy's Bar when you comeback. The kittens and myself hope to meet you all one day Thank you very much for support us Hope to See you all Emmy and the kittens. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladyboys Emmy Emmy Posted September 12, 2021 Author Ladyboys Share Posted September 12, 2021 Hi everyone. Welcome to Emmy's Bar Livestream Tonight theme The rain bunnies. You can support us by tranfer via paypal Only € 3.5 or 120 Baht for 1 drink Pay at this link paypal.me/KattyRoomforRent or use our PayPal account: tutubas85@gmail.com Thank you very much. #Emmybar #Ladyboy #ladyboy_bar Emmy's Bar-Ladyboy bar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinn Posted September 12, 2021 Share Posted September 12, 2021 Drat - Missed it. I'm not on Face*uck. ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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