The Limerick Thread

[donnykey]

she stood at her stall in a manner

that's sexy my eyes had to scan her

it's hot and I'm sweaty

as I'm served spaghetti

with hookers at top of diana

 

 

 

DC I reckon I ate there at least 10 times on my 30 day jaunt just past...great spaghetti either afternoon,night or early morning.

 

Cheers DK

 

P.S. Lanny is nice too

[dixon cox]

P.S. Lanny is nice too

 

 

a few nights ago it's uncanny

I was stood on diana with lanny

but names they have many

she called herself penny

but I think I'll just call her fanny

 

[JaiDee]

Not a big fan of limericks, but I found some dirty examples in a book from the 1940's!  Should keep you guys busy for a while.....

 

 

http://imgur.com/a/036wd

[dixon cox]

my hotel's quite far so we biked it

had drinks in my room and I spiked it

she's out like a light

I still fucked her inspite

she knew nothing but I really liked it

 

[williethepimp]

my hotel's quite far so we biked it

had drinks in my room and I spiked it

she's out like a light

I still fucked her inspite

she knew nothing but I really liked it

 

So,DC is not to be trusted

with Lb's with whom he has lusted

they went out like a light

and woke up with a fright

realising their arses were busted

[dixon cox]

not something I'd often condone
during sex that she answers the phone
on my face she is sat
while she's having a chat
with her boyfriend who's home all alone

 

[pdogg]

i was in a bit of a funk,

so went out and got very drunk

and saw a cute asian

rose to the occasion

and covered her face with spunk

 

[dixon cox]

she lays on the bed on her belly

holds iphone and watches the telly
I prepare her behind

with just one thing in mind

as her anus receives KY jelly

 

[dixon cox]

for one ladydrink she will tease me

for 1000 baht she will please me

so what happens next

she gets incoming text

from her sponsor and gets up and leaves me

 

[dixon cox]

I've purchased a thermal detector

which allows me to seek out the nectar

so if her load's shot

she shows cold not as hot

and I don't waste my time with conjecture

 

[dixon cox]

it always seems there's something missing

with pretty GG's when we're kissing

while fumbling around

as I seek out their mound

find no tool for the purpose of pissing

 

[glasswax]

I seriously think Dixon Cox needs to stop fooling around and get back to work.  signed the boss

[dixon cox]

she smiles and my heart melts like butter

I swoon as her eyelashes flutter

the barfine was paid

and sweet love we both made

then I kicked the whore back to the gutter

 

[dixon cox]

I walked around soi 6 a while

to see if there's something worthwhile

ended up with a skank

had a cheap alley wank

so at least I went home with a smile

 

[dixon cox]

in pattaya it's rather ironic

with choices on tap so hedonic

can sometimes get boresome

but options are awesome

I'm off to soi 6 for a tonic

 

[dixon cox]

in thailand it can be a struggle

to manage the favourites we juggle

with contact lists packed

'cos our wallets attract

all those ladyboy cocks that they smuggle

 

[guydesavoy]

I once met a girl called Noy

who turned out to be more a boy

I took her to bed

and met her 3rd leg

and knew I had found a new toy

[dixon cox]

she strokes on my cock with her fingers

her asshole receives analingus

just as we're enjoying

it's fucking annoying

her sponsor's decided to ring us

 

[dixon cox]

it's often suggested that gayness

is taking a cock up the anus

but no need to say

if you bottom you're gay

just let femboys in heels entertain us

 

[redrock]

The was a young man from Bangkok

Who looked kinda cute in a frock

He slipped on some heels 

To see how it feels

Then went down the street for a walk

[dixon cox]

this young girl was ever so shy

looked worried I thought she would cry

I played father figure

and made her cock bigger

incestual rules didn't apply

 

[dixon cox]

new year time and songkran gets weird
non-tourists this time can be feared
it's always farang
who abuse and harangue
I just wish that they all disappeared

 

[dixon cox]

I wonder if I've had enough

as living here starts to get rough

but I never get tired

it's the way that I'm wired

seeing heels on a boy in the buff

 

[dixon cox]

I miss Maggie now that she's dead

she did good for the country she led

although some didn't like

she caused miners to strike

every night I slept soundly in bed

 

[dixon cox]

for me now in pattaya it's freezing

I'll wait 'til the hi-jinks start easing

I wish them good cheer

with their happy new year

but I find throwing water displeasing