What Do Men Want For Christmas

[pdogg]

Got this email the other day:

 

 

Craft Beer Club won a spot in Fox News’s segment for their “Top 10 Gifts Men want for Christmas” to be aired on December 11^th  at 8:20 am EST

 

Now, I'd much rather get membership to the Beer Club than get another fookin sweater.

 

But what do men really want?

 

How about a blowjob? Duh

 

My best Christmas present of my life was when my girlfriend bought a parochial school uniform for her to wear while we got down and dirty.  

 

Wives, how about a  roundtrip ticket for only hubby (and not wifey) to Thailand or the PI along with a gross of condoms and bucket of lube.  How cool a wife is that!

 

But the Beer Club Membership is OK, to learn more about it you can watch the Fox segment or look here but I think they only ship to the USA:

 

http://www.asiahotelandtravel.com/index.php?/topic/98-beer-of-the-month-club/

 

So what do you guys want from Santa?  

[SiamSam]

I would like a different ladyboy with a perpetual hard on for each of the 12 days of Christmas. If that is too much for Santa to deliver I'd be happy with one. 

[stoolpusher]

For me I would like just enough money so I would never have to save up for my LOS trip. DID YOU HEAR ME THAT TIME SANTA. No good writing i cant spell. 

[JaiDee]

I just saw a cool, black Mercedes S550 eight-cylinder screamer; does THAT count??

 

 

[KenW]

O top shelf would be a chorus line of LBs.

 

But I suppose I'll have to be content with a ham and some cheap wine.

[strocube]

A nice bottle of single malt would be lovely.

[SiamSam]

O top shelf would be a chorus line of LBs.

 

But I suppose I'll have to be content with a ham and some cheap wine.

 

Mr. Ken as you eat your ham, drink your wine and watch the chorus line of LBs, what are they wearing and singing? Is it a private show or have you invited friends (me primarily) to share the food, drink and chorus line dessert? 

 

I wish you a healthy and happy holiday with or without the chorus line. If I could hitch a ride with Santa I'd ask him to drop me off on your roof. Now that would be something'!  Ho Ho Ho!!!

[KenW]

That would indeed be something Sam. My roof deck is big enough for a helicopter to land, so Santa should have no trouble.

 

Unfortunately the chorus line aint gunna happen.

 

But anyway, a healthy & happy holiday to you too my friend. I hope we get a chance to catch up in 2014.