LB massage in Pattaya

[Rickshaw]

There are many requests on other fora for LB massage recommendations and there is already a thread on this one titled "Ladyboy massage in Pattaya" which, whether intended or not, is more a paean to Ice.

She's great, lovely, sweet and reliable and well worth checking out (note: her "barfine" for leaving her massage parlour and coming to your hotel is 400 baht. Please add that to your payment - before now, I have given her 500 baht without realising that her take was only 100 baht - and she was too shy to tell me to give her more. A mistake that I have made up for since).

Ice's link

However, there are others available and these are a couple of my favourites with another couple who come with warnings!

[Rickshaw]

Number one is Kookai who works out of Ratree massage parlour half way down 13/2, opposite another massage with a couple of lb masseurs as well, but not tested by your 'umble servant.

The picture is taken from Deepthroat's visit report - as far as I know, he did not roadtest her since she isn't really his type as far as I can work out.

Unlike many, she can actually do a reasonable massage, although I had to persuade her to give me a massage before the added extras. The first time I went to see her, I spent 15 minutes chatting to her outside her shop before we went inside. I stripped off, lay face down on the massage table, she very quietly entered the room and the first indication that I had of her presence was her tongue licking my arse! She has a reasonably sized cock and is keen to use it - you need to make that clear early on if that is not your scene. She is a very nice lady, good implants, tall, quite reasonable English and is a good looker as well. Recommended. Highly.

[Rickshaw]

Number two is Nina who works out of a flea pit massage parlour cum bar on Soi Bukhao between Soi Diana and Soi LK Metro on the opposite side of the road. The massage parlour normally has a couple of old ladies trying to entice customers. Nina stands out like a beacon. She looks spectacular. However, don't use the facilities - phone her to come to your hotel or some other place.

Now, Nina cannot massage to save her life; however, her other talents and enthusiasm more than make up for this omission unless you actually want a massage. Great body, OK English, no conversation and the reason for this is that she is only 17. You have been warned - I realised this when I looked at her ID card when I escorted her back to the security booth at my condos. Up to you but many hotels won't let her in.

In theory, she starts work at about 5pm; when I talked to her, she was pissed off that she had a customer at 5am, but nobody was around at 6am, so presumably she works 12 hour days as a mimimum with a variable getting up time as a result.

She is happy to take phone bookings, but she won't go to grotty hotels for safety reasons and good hotels won't let her in, so you might be in a bit of a quandry how to meet her if you are staying at either end of the spectrum of accommodation.

Nice kid - out of action until about 20 April 'cos she is having her nose done. God knows why.

Her phone number is 0834528377 (she is happy for me to post this number)

[Rickshaw]

Number 3 is Na; she works out of the massage parlour which you reach by coming out of 13/2 onto Second Road, turn right and after the corner bar, there is a seating area for masseurs. She works there. The parlour is actually quite nice, unlike most.

Na is a little bit beefy (although the photo emphasises this aspect too much - she is much better looking than this photo indicates). Very nice tits. More importantly, she gives a good massage, will happily give any variety of happy endings (although she does not top), her English is average and she is a sweet lady. She is also available for take away!

Oh yes - the room is in the Penthouse Hotel; get the pink artex with a dancing pole in the room (there was also one in the bathroom complete with flashing lights.....). Whilst staying there, I got the worst chest infection that I have had for many years. Possibly coincidental, but I think not.

[Rickshaw]

Finally for the time being, I must report on an lb massage parlour on Second road, just before the Pattaya Tai crossroads. Facing Pattaya Tai i.e. facing the on-coming traffic, it is on the right hand hand side, just before Mike's something or rather (not mall).

An absolutely stunning girl named Beer (no photos I am afraid - I didn't have my camera with me and I didn't go back for reasons which might become clear). Nice body i.e. slim with boobs, young, sweet face.

I went in, stripped off and she joined me. After a perfunctary back massage, she threw herself onto the mattress (no table) and announced that she didn't like massage and I should massage her instead. "Different" I said to myself as I peeled her kit off. I grabbed the oil bottle, but she stopped me with "I don't like oil". OK, so a rub. I get horny and decide to grab a condom, whereupon she said that she didn't do bom-bom.

So there you have it. A massage girl who doesn't like massage, oil or bom-bom. I suggested to her that she might be in the wrong job, but that comment went over her head.

You might have better luck than me, but there again, you might not.

[redrock]

Nice report rikhshaw. Nina looks really familiar to me. I think I walked by her gaff a few times on my last trip. Only 17? I can wait.

[bumblebee]

Good to see you are still pounding the pavement and doing some wonderful research for the guys Rick. Some interesting reviews there, thanks.

[RocketSquirrel]

Great info Rickshaw. Thanks!

[duke007]

You didnt get to find out when Nina's birthday was did you Rick? :D

Hope its before November as she will be handily placed around the corner from where I'll be staying

Great reporting mate :goodjob:

[Rickshaw]

Good to see you are still pounding the pavement and doing some wonderful research for the guys Rick. Some interesting reviews there, thanks.

Funnily enough, it wasn't exactly the pavement I was pounding.....As for research, having met many of the forum members, I am now prepared to sacrifice my time and body to advance the collective information pool. It is only through personal sacrifice that civilisation as we know it will advance and if I won't do it, who would?

You didnt get to find out when Nina's birthday was did you Rick? :D Hope its before November as she will be handily placed around the corner from where I'll be staying :spiteful:Great reporting mate :goodjob:

And the answer is November 17! (unless I am getting her confused with some other person - I do remember thinking when I saw her ID card that November was a long way away, so I think that this is correct). Anyway, just check her ID card. Don't ask her - she told me that she was 22 and I believed her, naughty little minx!

I'm going back in a week's time (2 weeks at home, grey, damp, miserable. More than enough) and if I get the chance, I'll check and report back. Yet another example of my altruism coming out. If I carry on like this, I'll be eligible for canonisation.

[Rickshaw]

You didnt get to find out when Nina's birthday was did you Rick? :D Hope its before November as she will be handily placed around the corner from where I'll be staying :spiteful:Great reporting mate :goodjob:

Well, there's good news and better news...

Her birthday is 12 November 1993 which makes her 18 already. Sorry for the bum information, I guess I forgot what year it was (wait 'till you get old before waving brickbats!). Apologies to anyone who missed out because I said she was only 17.

The better news is that her mother refused to pay for the nose job so she remains both cute and available to any monger in town now. That is, after me, of course.

[dexter66]

Great report Rickshaw, I will have to look Nina up on my upcoming visit

[donnykey]

Top class reporting Rick. The place Nina works is that the one almost directly opposite soi LK ?

Cheers DK

http://www.pattayaphotoguide.com/?dPvRUM2rkcjA

[Rickshaw]

Top class reporting Rick. The place Nina works is that the one almost directly opposite soi LK ?Cheers DKhttp://www.pattayaphotoguide.com/?dPvRUM2rkcjA

Yes - looks and is grotty although there is a bar next door which looks promising about 7 at night. Nina starts about 5 at night usually, but appears to be erratic in her timekeeping!

[steveo941]

Number two is Nina who works out of a flea pit massage parlour cum bar on Soi Bukhao between Soi Diana and Soi LK Metro on the opposite side of the road. The massage parlour normally has a couple of old ladies trying to entice customers. Nina stands out like a beacon. She looks spectacular. However, don't use the facilities - phone her to come to your hotel or some other place

I agree do not use the rooms they are very bad, not clean

[thaibound]

coming late to this thread i was about to comment that april suites had no problem allowing Nina to visit me so she must have had a different i.d.--but then you have already corrected that....

but my real point would be to concur that while she is a real cutie, she does not appear to be an outstanding masseuse. i spotted her at her roost on the curb of bukaow and hired her to do a massage, took her back to my room, spread out on the top sheet, had her climb up beside me and after about 2 1/2 minutes, she flopped down on the bed saying she was "too tired". she said if i let her sleep a few hours she'd be happy to massage me "later".

ok. sure. why not. it must have been around midnight anyway by this time. she didn't ask for anything more for turning the 1 hr massage for which she'd been hired into what was looking like a sleep-over. so ok.

unfortunately the massage never happened. actually nothing ever happened. she pretty much turned my planned erotic massage adventure into a long sleepless blue balls night before she --still tired in that uniquely ladyboy kind of way in the morning-- quietly left me alone in the room. if i'd been on a quickie holiday here i might have been seriously upset, but as it was, i just chalked it up to a young hottie who thought she could muster more energy than she had and figured why would a farang complain if she just took advantage of his king-size bed and his air-con and hot shower, in return for which he got to---well, look at her. because looking was all i did. that and wonder when she would get to work. or invite me closer. but then she was gone.

though she still looked good. so definitely a ymmv. and since i saw her a week later with mr. shaw (actually we all had dinner) and there were no apparent negative after-affects from our less-than-stellar earlier rendezvous, i'd have to give her a reserved 'go for it'.

(emoticoniphobia)

[duke007]

Like it TB

[Rukki]

(emoticoniphobia)

Haha! Nice report! I'm sure we've all had the girl that doesn't want to leave your nice room and AC to get back to her (not so nice??) room. At least she left in the morning! (although a BJ first would have been better) Hate when girls don't leave. Or never wake up!

[Bocuse]

Number one is Kookai who works out of Ratree massage parlour half way down 13/2, opposite another massage with a couple of lb masseurs as well, but not tested by your 'umble servant.

The picture is taken from Deepthroat's visit report - as far as I know, he did not roadtest her since she isn't really his type as far as I can work out.

Unlike many, she can actually do a reasonable massage, although I had to persuade her to give me a massage before the added extras. The first time I went to see her, I spent 15 minutes chatting to her outside her shop before we went inside. I stripped off, lay face down on the massage table, she very quietly entered the room and the first indication that I had of her presence was her tongue licking my arse! She has a reasonably sized cock and is keen to use it - you need to make that clear early on if that is not your scene. She is a very nice lady, good implants, tall, quite reasonable English and is a good looker as well. Recommended. Highly.

Thanks for your report, I met Kookai for a very good time.

Just to precise, her massage salon is on Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato) on the right going to the beach

Soi 13/2 is soi Post Office but I didn't see any salon with LB there.

[bumblebee]

Thanks for your report, I met Kookai for a very good time.

Just to precise, her massage salon is on Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato) on the right going to the beach

Soi 13/2 is soi Post Office but I didn't see any salon with LB there.

Thanks for the info Bocuse and welcome to the forum.

[Rickshaw]

Thanks for your report, I met Kookai for a very good time.

Just to precise, her massage salon is on Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato) on the right going to the beach

Soi 13/2 is soi Post Office but I didn't see any salon with LB there.

Sorry - you are absolutely right; it's just past Stringfellows heading towards the beach.

Kookai is also fun to take out after hours - just don't believe her when she says that she wants to go to an LB bar!

[Dabbler]

Thanks for your report, I met Kookai for a very good time.

Just to precise, her massage salon is on Soi 13/1 (Soi Yamato) on the right going to the beach

Soi 13/2 is soi Post Office but I didn't see any salon with LB there.

Hey Bocuse, what's cookin'?

(I know, I know... But someone had to do the joke and it might as well be me)

[Rickshaw]

Just to let everyone know - Ice is the proud owner of a pair of silicon tits. And when I say proud, I mean proud.

[deepthroat]

Glad to see you back in The Kingdom and reporting from the streets. Please give my best regards to Thaibound if you see him too!

[Rickshaw]

And then there is Natcha as described in X-ray spec's TR. Technically, she does not belong here since she does not work in a massage parlour, but in a bar. However, she gave me the best massage (1 hour plus) I have had in Pattaya and then stayed in my room for another 3 hours for the extras.

She has a killer body for those who like the tall atheletic type, but not anorexic (although ThaiBound, whose tastes verge on the girls who appear to be on the point of starvation, he liked her body), her English is better than a lot of English girls I know (for example, she understood and used the phrase "water based lubricants" in general conversation), she is bright ( I play Suddoku and at the level I am at, it takes me between 10 and 15 minutes to finish a game. She did the next unstarted game in 7 minutes and, whilst I was still in the shower, finished a game that had stumped me for 2 days. It is rare that I meet someone who makes me feel so slow and stupid!). I can highly recommend her.Her only downside is that she has a very poor self image, even for a ladyboy. She would make a great GF. A lovely lady.

She can be found at her bar in Soi 10 (I think - it's the next soi to Central Festival heading towards Pattaya Tai and is the soi that runs past Page 10) in the bar complex near 2nd road. Her bar is the Lucky New Friend Bar.