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Woodie

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  1. Soiboys posting about the F1 driver being tasty brought me to a shuddering halt re this subject. When I read it and saw his angle I took a complete 180 deg turn,(excuse the pun), and said to myself ,"no way am I attracted to that driver". End of story!. No I am not gay, just like Ladyboys!!!!!. Would sooner fly to the moon than visit Boystown.
  2. I wonder if those 8 girls are all that are on deck at TJ's at the moment?.
  3. It makes you wonder what happens to the staff when this happens. Jojo who I met there was no spring chicken. Nice girl but assigned to the scrap heap of LB's I guess as of now. Back to Isaan or somewhere like it and try and earn a few thousand baht a month doing whatever?.
  4. I needed to read this one. Very funny. Just had a phone call from NZ to say one of my best mates has passed away. Walked out to his car and just fell over!. I guess if you have to go, that is a good way. He was fit as a fiddle, skinny and still worked. He was 78 but looked like he was 60. You never know do you?.
  5. I wonder if she would mind if I gave her a pat down?. I could get a job as a trans patter downer.
  6. Woodie

    China

    I trade a little with China. Very hard for an ordinary citizen to send money offshore. Normally only to a relative.
  7. The thing about the old porn movies that I found amusing was the music attached to it. God knows who composed or played it??.
  8. Yes, it is the mechanical act they put on. The are not going for awards, but you would think that the filmmaker would actually suggest some moves or dialogue that would help it along?. There is very little arousal or petting. Just wham bam thank you maam!. Maybe thats what the prime audience asks for?. Maybe next time I am in LOS, I should give it a go. Or better still go and see how that guy Blade does it. Now there are some lessons to behold!.
  9. Something that has been bugging me for some time. Now I know you guys dont watch LB porn, or not much anyway. Does it occur to you that 9 out of 10 times the format is the same. Girl appears, looks at the camera, moves seductively around the room. Removes some clothing, then out of the left appears a guy, usually someone they have picked up at the local bar. The LB moves in and if he is lucky gets a peck on the cheek. Now this is where it gets even more repeatable. She goes down on her knees, undoes his belt and pulls down his thick as buggery jeans with much difficulty and noise. Once they are down around his ankles she pulls down the underwear and dives on his usually limp cock. With her head going 20 to the dozen she manges to get him hard and they flop down on the bed. After much puffing and panting, they get to the point of cumming,(some at the usual 6 to 7 minutes), others hang out for longer. Then the bloody video fades out without the money shot. Bastards!!!!. Is there any authority we can appeal to and have a change in storyline and get the money shot thrown in as a compulsory part as well?.
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    Beer Prices

    Yes, but as John Cleese said once,"countries apart from the USA play sport against other countries when staging a Championship!!!. And you say you watch ESPN to look at sport????????. You mean 1 hour of ads and promos interspersed with 15 minutes of actual game time!!!!. And yes maybe you are sore losers like Denis Conners!. Haha.
  11. Woodie

    Beer Prices

    Ok, so it puts in the middle ranking. That should satisfy those down under drinkers now they know they are not letting the side down.
  12. Yes, I doubt there will ever be another establishment like Baby Boom. A real one off!.
  13. Thanks. I had seen her before but could not tag her.
  14. What is the name of the girl bottom right?.
  15. Woodie

    Beer Prices

    They are changing the name to The New Zealand Cup!
  16. Woodie

    Beer Prices

    NZ hardly ever exists on a world map. But they still won the Americas Cup!
  17. Woodie

    Beer Prices

    Good to see that Australia and New Zealand don't drink beer!
  18. I have gone the fully LB route. Met many fine specimens too, along with a few that did not pass muster. Tend to go the long haul with most. Not into one nighters. For a change I had a challenge. Was going to spend my last few days of one trip in BKK after my time in Pattaya, or as a lot of the English say, Pattire!.. Was catching the bus up saving myself a bit of dosh. While waiting in the bus terminal I sat next to a GG. A good looker. We chatted a bit then got on the bus. She sat next to me still chatting away. Mmmm I thought, wonder where this is going. She got a bit cosy, so I popped the question. Want to go out tonight?. Sure, so we arranged a time to meet at a bar on Soi 4. Turned up right on time looking like a real stunner!. Had a great night. How about coming back to my room says me?. Sure. Well off we trot. Now I am no Romeo as some of you might know, so that was a surprise. Up to the room, I dim the lights a bit and whammo, the clothes come off. To say I was dissappointed is an understatement. Everything went south. What had been a 9/10 changed into a 3/10. Biggest letdown in my sexual life. I tried to act the part but ended up saying I think it best if you leave. Off she went. That was the last time I ventured into gg land. It was the only diversion I had in 5 years, 4 months and 2 weeks when I first dove into lb land. I am sure there many fine gg's around but I only have eyes for lb's now. My eyes do survey the gg's in the bars but I have to say that very few do anything for me. Most have now hit the tubby side of good. Turns me off. As does the thought of looking at a fanny with big flaps. Yuk. Also the smells like fish, tastes like chicken bit. Not always true!. I can also say that I have no thoughts of doing an excursion to Boystown. The thought repels me.
  19. Are these two for real?????? The crackly voices and the use of the word like every second. They are like two 14 year olds like! Geez!!.
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    Coronavirus

    Seven, I have stayed out of this debate re covid for some time, but I think this latest posting of yours sums up your's and a lot of other peoples attitude to the virus. Your second paragraph is probably a good example. My Danish doctor friend could not understand Swedens approach to covid and always thought it would backfire. I think it proved to be the case?. There seems to be only a few countries in the world that have what could be classed as a successful approach to the virus, ie. New Zealand, Australia,Taiwan etc. The common theme there is that they are islands, but they also have strict controls on people coming in. The exception to that theme is the UK. God knows what has happened there. That at the moment is where the few cases are appearing. Returning travellers etc. Even though they are in lockdown it is sometimes hard to control those people. With the vaccine being given in a lot of countries, the infection rate appears to be dropping rapidly. We can only hope that this continues. In Australia we have been promised it will be soon, but coming from the mouths of politicians, who knows?. How long before we can travel is anyones guess. I must admit I am becoming less hopeful that it will be this year. Fingers crossed.
  21. Not being one of the one nighter types with LB's, preferring to have a long term experience, I am getting more and more frustrated. My long term lb gf is stuck over there and I am stuck here. I cannot travel as our government will not allow us to fly. I talk to her every day but you can imagine how that goes down???. Really cannot see regular flights happening until the end of the year, maybe longer. Where I live the choices are what you would call minimal, zip, zero, in finding a sexual partner. Mrs Palmer and her daughters are getting a good workout!!!!. As for activity on the forum being less, I think that is logical due to most members being stuck at home. We could discuss cake recipes I suppose. There is a theory that maybe our governements are prolonging this whole thing to keep money inside the country and stop it being spent overseas. Businesses that do get affected by that policy of course are airlines and the travel business. Qantas lost 1 Billion in 6 months. Mind you the CEO gave up his salary during that period. The 24 million that he was paid in the previous 12 months would have helped!!. By the way, does that salary seem obscene to you guys?. Lets hope that we can get back to LOS and help out their economy very soon.
  22. One by Clark and Dawes. These guys are clever. This relates to Texas as well as Australia!.
  23. Pertains to a few of us!. HealthIndicatorVideo.mp4
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