soiboy

Tuscon, Modesto, and Fresno. A westerner, but off by a bit, as I grew up in Colorado but now live in the east. My mom was from Texas and my dad was from Rhode Island (how's that for a mix?). They both sounded funny to me!

I've been going to Phuket regularly for the last 13 years to scuba dive and generally laze out. So, that is where I have told my friends and colleagues that I will be for a whole month over the holidays. And I did spend several days there over Christmas, but for the last two weeks I have been in Pattaya. Google "Phuket" and you get informed about what a beautiful island vacation place it is. Google "Pattaya" and you get informed about...well, what Pattaya is! I'd rather that people I know google "Phuket" instead of "Pattaya."

A few days ago I bought a Toshiba Satellite B40-A at tukcom. It’s for my current sweetie’s little sister. (An item for educational purposes is NOT sponsorship, dammit! lol) The sales clerk spoke English, so I asked her what is a good basic laptop for a high school student. The B40 is entry-level, and costs 9,900 baht. It has everything that a first-time or casual user would need. I had a copy of Windows 7 installed, as well as a copy of MS Office installed (for Word to do homework). Very cheap compared to the cost of legitimate purchase of Windows and Office software, but of course no factory support! Also an AIS thingy for internet when a hotspot is not available, and a screen protector film. It comes with a carrying case, and basic mouse and headphones. Keyboard with Thai and English characters. It seems to work fine. About 11,000 baht all told. Really, today the more expensive features are mainly for media purposes, etc. This ~$300 USD laptop has the same specs as my 7 year old Sony Vaio (that I still use at home) that cost $2000 at the time! The name of the place is Wattana Systemation Co Ltd. Go into tukcom and take the escalator up to the 3rd level, do a right-hand U-turn and walk about 50 feet; the store will be just off to your right in the center area. It has a display of Toshiba laptops. It seems like a good store that sells mostly Toshiba products. They have a complete line of products if you want more RAM, disc space, and other features. (The store was recommended to my sweetie by a guy’s store on the first floor that she bought a tablet from a few months ago. Tukcom is quite a place!)

I enjoy the mixed bars more than the LB-only bars. The LB-only bars can sometimes have a "gang"-like atmosphere among the girls. A bit of a loud edge to them. More pronounced aggression being played out; jockying for position in the hierarchy. The mixed bars tend to have a bit of a nicer atmosphere. Maybe the presence of GGs has a "feminizing' influence on the demeanor of the LBs there? In almost all instances when I've barfined a LB from a mixed bar she has said before I paid up, "You know I ladyboy?" I love that because I get to play my "shocked monger" role: "What?! (mouth agape and eyes wide) You ladyboy?" Nervous look on her face, a carefully stated, "Yes, I ladyboy." To which I reply (still with shocked expression), "You have cock?!" Reply, "Yes" usually with a growingly serious expression in her eyes. "You have hard cock?" "Um, yes. It hard." "I suck your hard cock?" Typically at this point the jig is up. Much hilarity and subsequent debauchery ensues...The End.

I'm thinking that those small "fun rooms" at the new Soi Yamato place, The House, might be good for that very thing. I might give that a try next trip. Anybody use those rooms yet? I love LB cock, and I've found it a real turn on to give head but save my own spillage of seed for later, either with that particular LB or another as the night wears on. What has been people's experiences with giving head but not getting off yourself at that time? That is, what have the LB's thought of this? The couple of times I've done this they have enjoyed it (needless to say...I am the soiboy, after all! lol) but been somewhat amused.

This is a very troubling case. This person was clearly psychologically disturbed and did not get the proper counseling/pharmaceutical help he needed, both before and after SRS. Shame on his health care providers. And, I'm sure this particular case of assisted suicide was not the intent of Belgian law with regard to euthanasia. Assisted suicide is sure to be more and more discussed, at least in the US, as the baby boomers get older. I hate to see situations like this because opponents of assisted suicide will use it to mock the very idea.

I got a email from one of my sweeties a few hours ago. She said the rain and street flooding was so bad she was just staying in her room tonight surfing the internet and watching music videos. I replied that that was all she did at work anyway. Her reply? "No! That not true! You not funny! Kiss!" God I can't wait to get back, flooded streets and all!

Yes! That's the place, then.

Thank you for this post, I've been getting a chuckle out of it for a day now. (You did leave the plastic wrap on the mattress just like the finer hotels on soi 4, right?). You not only literally, but also drunkenly, fucked the diarrhea out of an LB. Man, that is both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Kudos!

I think I know the place you are talking about, globetrotter, but I don't know the name. If so, you're right, the same side of soi 4 as NEP, but it's a good block or so further away from NEP (going away from Sukhumvit)? Across the street from those open beer bars? It is definitely a bar, kind of a lot of dark wood, almost a British "pubish" feel inside? I had a burger there a couple of years ago. It was OK, but you just can't beat a burger from a good sports bar in the US. I remember thinking that I wish I had an Idaho plate to give them, since they did have pretty decent fries. The motto on Idaho plates is "Famous Potatoes" so bars in the US with good fries (yes, "fries", not "chips"! lol) and license plates on the wall often make it a point to have Idaho plates on display. Then again, I could be completely wrong since I'm generally looking at LBs on soi 4 not taverns!

My first trip to Thailand nearly 20 years ago was a very short two day stay in BKK because of an airline connection problem going back to the US from India. I knew nothing of Thailand at the time, but fortunately was directed to a hotel on Sukhumvit. I walked around almost the whole time just exploring. One vivid memory from then is saying to my preternaturally youthful self, "Man, there sure are a lot of elderly gentlemen with amazingly young wives here." I was starting to continue the inner dialogue with, "Hmm, I wonder why they let them go around dressed so scantilly?", but within a second stopped short and gave my inner self a dope-slap...Doh! "They're not their wives. Why, they're just out on a date." A second later, a second dope-slap...Doh! Date indeed! lol Two years would pass before I spent any significant time in Thailand, but the die had been cast. Now the middle-aged soiboy strolls happily with his own amazingly youthful dates. They tell me how handsome I am and how much they love me. And I believe them, because I remain hopelessly naive...thank God!

OK, fried chicken! Now we're talking. Nothing can come close to my grandmother's fried chicken. She was from east Texas, which is sort of the Issan of the US. Needless to say, she knew how to fry a chicken, even the weird internal bits (just like in Issan!). But, that small market about maybe 3/4 of a km north of the LK Metro area on the west side of Soi Buakhao (I think it is shown in pics 8-10, but I'm not entirely sure) has some fried chicken stands with some of the best chicken I've had. Each one even seems to specialize in different parts of the chicken. I only just recently discovered it when one of my two-night LT LB sweetie-pies took me one evening to one of her favorite noodle stalls further back in the market. I got a bowl of noodles too, but went over to "chicken leg lady" and got a couple of drumsticks. That was a meal that cost a little over 100 baht for the two of us, but was one of the best meals I had that week. That market food stall area is a favorite not only of working girls, but motorbike taxi drivers, store keepers, etc. Needless to say, I became a regular of chicken leg lady! (Nana, is that you? Reincarnated?)

Well, the Soiboy is loved and adored by all LBs he encounters. That is the Soiboy's curse...OK, OK...kidding. Ideal situation? My sweetie sucking my abnormally large member while her friend has her outrageously hard cock in my mouth...OK, OK... I've been regularly travelling through Thailand for 15 years and partaking of it's joys of the flesh, the last 10 exclusively with LBs. Indeed, there is no going back once you have been with them! My holiday behavior has changed over that time. Initially, when I was in my early 40s, it was a couple of STs a night, typically at NEP. I spent so much money there I think I must have financed their recent renovation. Then I discovered the joys of being on safari for freelancers. Yes, stalking the beauties as they ply their trade on the open savanna...Soi 4. Then I discovered Pattaya several years ago and really have come to like the open beer bar scene. Far more easy going and freestyle than the typical rushed protocols of the NEP estabishments. At first it was STs. (Here I'll be honest and confess that I've never had more than 2 in one day. Some guys claim to have several. Whatever. As my sweeties often say to me after I've whispered something tender in their ear, "I no believe!"). For the past 5 years it has increasingly been LTs, and often multi-day LTs with particular favorites. I never go to the well-known bars, and never have anything to do with the superstars that get written up about on the forums. Frankly, that is a wierd fetish that some guys have about fucking the same LB. The fact is, there are hundreds of beer bars in Pattaya with an ever-increasing number having at least 1 or 2 LBs. And every day the bus from Khon Kaen drops off fresh talent. Fuck a superstar? Crazy. I've never been into "9"s or "10"s anyway; the "6" or "7" "LB next door" type is my favorite, for a host of reasons. As you allude to, friendly banter and an easy going demeanor is more important to me at this stage of my middle aged mongering. Now I spend half my stay in Pattaya doing extended LTs with one or two of my favorites, and the rest of the time "interviewing" new talent at the beer bars to see if they make it to the Soiboy's short list!

Indeed Soi 6/1 is not for the timid. I'm glad I was completely naive about it when I accidentally stumbled down it the first time. (My recollection of that encounter is in another thread, but I've pasted it below also.) I have to admit, although somewhat traumatized by that initiation, I have been back twice - late at night, when the chemistry just didn't click with a sweetie at a bar beer, and I just wanted to be, umm, "man-handled"..? Ahh, yes, soi 6/1. Funny story. I had visited Thailand for several years (BKK and Phuket) before going to Pattaya. During my first trips there I would partake of the, at times quite literally, in your face joys of soi 6. After a ST at some bar I don't remember, I didn't feel like walking the gauntlet of soi 6 to beach road to have late night beer and gaze blankly out at the water trying to make sense of the debaucery that just happened, so I naively cut over to what I now know to be...pause...gasp, soi 6/1! A very attractive LB who could easily be a power forward on any women's college basketball team stepped right in front of me, forcefully grabbed my 19th century French author (Balzac), and breathily cooed in my ear in a decidedly masculine semi-whisper, "I want fuck you. I want you fuck me." Hmmm, what to do? One doesn't want to be impolite. I said how flattered I was, but that I had just cum, only 30 minutes ago. Just up the road. With a colleague of hers in the trade. Not missing a beat, she leaned in even further, hand still in a strangle hold on my goods, and said, "I make you cum again." Since the way she said it was more of an order than a promise, what choice did I have but to obey? But, knowing that I needed to scrub at least some speed off this impending shunt, I asked if we could have drinks to take to the room? She said, "Yes, I get." So we went to the room. There I worked the patented Soiboy charm on this 180 cm beauty (she really was striking...I just didn't want her to strike me!). We had our beers, and I asked her questions about where she was from, etc. Usually LBs like to talk. As we talked we both stripped down to nothing and laid in bed. Since our beers were almost finished, I asked if we could have more. "Sure" she said, and proceeded to rather forcefully bellow through the closed door to a maid or somebody. In a couple of minutes we had fresh beers and continued talking. Eventually I did cum again, as did my new flame. A good time was had by all. It just goes to show, that behind the facade of a soi 6/1 glamazon there beats the heart of a simple village boy/girl who just wants love and tender affection...or the heart of a psychopath who will bite your nuts off...

If you are into the beach, swimming, snorkeling, or scuba then you really need to go to Phuket. It was 15 years ago that I first went to Thailand, and it was to Phuket. I had always wanted to learn to dive, and I did, and I've been hooked ever since. I have always stayed in the Karon/Kata beach areas, not in Patong, which is really just a Pattaya but with a better clientele (somewhat) but MUCH better beach and water, needless to say! Funny, I've never mongered in Phuket. I'm there to dive every other day, sometimes a couple of days in a row. Partying and diving the next day? Well, you can try that. Once. A hangover on a dive boat is no fun. It is funny to puke underwater, though. Fish eat it! But having puke mouth and breathing through your regulator for the rest of the dive is pretty gross. But, I digress. So, I can't help with the mongering situation. But, I have noticed even in Karon and Kata there are some open bar areas that do tend to have a stray LB or two. (They've waved to me as I've ridden by on my rental motorbike. They say I'm a handsome man and ask where I'm from. Just like in Pattaya! Imagine that!) So, maybe Phuket has a tiny bit of a Pattaya feel in that regard. As for prices, yes it is a little more expensive than Pattaya, and a bit more than BKK, but not really that bad. I've had my bookings for a room in Kata for a couple of months now for the very heart of high season around Christmas (not my favorite time to go to Thailand, but since our office basically shuts down for two weeks then there is no sense in staying home), and I'm paying 1800 baht a night for a small but clean room in a newer small hotel with nice TV, wifi, etc. two blocks from the beach. Beer is typically around 80 baht. Food varies greatly in price like anywhere in Thailand. I generally hang with people in the dive business whom I've gotten to know, so they always know where to go for a good but (relatively) inexpensive meal. My daily budget in Phuket is not too much more than in BKK or Pattaya, but that is mostly due to dive expenses. For example, in Phuket I'll spend $100 USD for a day dive trip, in Pattaya basically the same amount for dinner and a LT with a sweetie companion. The perfect vacation? Two weeks in Phuket diving, followed by two weeks in Pattaya sucking and fucking. I've done that half a dozen times in recent years! Looking forward to it again!

Ahh, yes, soi 6/1. Funny story. I had visited Thailand for several years (BKK and Phuket) before going to Pattaya. During my first trips there I would partake of the, at times quite literally, in your face joys of soi 6. After a ST at some bar I don't remember, I didn't feel like walking the gauntlet of soi 6 to beach road to have late night beer and gaze blankly out at the water trying to make sense of the debaucery that just happened, so I naively cut over to what I now know to be...pause...gasp, soi 6/1! A very attractive LB who could easily be a power forward on any women's college basketball team stepped right in front of me, forcefully grabbed my 19th century French author (Balzac), and breathily cooed in my ear in a decidedly masculine semi-whisper, "I want fuck you. I want you fuck me." Hmmm, what to do? One doesn't want to be impolite. I said how flattered I was, but that I had just cum, only 30 minutes ago. Just up the road. With a colleague of hers in the trade. Not missing a beat, she leaned in even further, hand still in a strangle hold on my goods, and said, "I make you cum again." Since the way she said it was more of an order than a promise, what choice did I have but to obey? But, knowing that I needed to scrub at least some speed off this impending shunt, I asked if we could have drinks to take to the room? She said, "Yes, I get." So we went to the room. There I worked the patented Soiboy charm on this 180 cm beauty (she really was striking...I just didn't want her to strike me!). We had our beers, and I asked her questions about where she was from, etc. Usually LBs like to talk. As we talked we both stripped down to nothing and laid in bed. Since our beers were almost finished, I asked if we could have more. "Sure" she said, and proceeded to rather forcefully bellow through the closed door to a maid or somebody. In a couple of minutes we had fresh beers and continued talking. Eventually I did cum again, as did my new flame. A good time was had by all. It just goes to show, that behind the facade of a soi 6/1 glamazon there beats the heart of a simple village boy/girl who just wants love and tender affection...or the heart of a psychopath who will bite your nuts off...

I agree that staying in BKK for 4 days is just fine. Pattaya and BKK are two very, very different places. Where Pattaya wins is in lower prices all around (by about 30% or so, I'd say) and the sheer volume of bars and LBs with at least half a dozen distinct areas to explore, so it is better for a longer stay of at least a couple of weeks. Other than that, Pattaya is basically a shithole, whereas BKK is a happening, emerging major world city with a lot of interesting things to do during the day. There's really nothing to do in Pattaya during the day except have a mutual suck-fest with your LT LB for the umpteenth time, which is not a shabby way to spend the day, mind you, but still... For example, there are many museums and tours and such to do in BKK, and they are interesting. Places like Jim Thompson house, Wat Arun, the Royal Palace, the Royal Barge Museum, etc. etc. If you are there on a weekend, then try Chatuchak market. After at least a dozen times there I still find it a fun way to spend a few hours. I love LBs, but I also really enjoy just being in Thailand and learning a bit more about it each time I'm there. BKK offers that opportunity. It's my work travel 3 or 4 times a year that takes me through Thailand, and sometimes I can only spend a few days there. At those times I just stay in BKK, even though I really do like the beer bar (bar beer!) scene in Pattaya. Stay in the Nana area. There are many very reasonably priced hotels there that are perfectly fine for whoring purposes. I partake in the freelancer scene almost exclusively now when I stay in the Nana area. There are great places in Nana Plaza, but I grew tired of the LB go-go bar scene over the years, and just like the sheer tawdriness of leisurely strolling for a streetwalker on Soi 4. Plus, the freelancer scene is growing in the greater Nana area. If that is not to your taste, then by all means go to the bars in Nana Plaza.

Fair enough, garrydirty. You make a useful point. We'll just agree to disagree (at least a little bit) on this one. Cheers! (And yes, work that takes you to LOS is a sweet deal, isn't it!)

Freelancers on Soi Buakhao? Oh, my goodness, yes! I noticed especially that short stretch between the Soi Diana/Soi Buakhao intersection and the Soi Honey/Soi Buakhao intersection had at least a dozen LBs freelancing. Sometimes extending up a bit into Soi LK Metro. I didn't notice very many further up the road past Pook Swan, or toward Action Street, but I didn't venture much past there anyway. They seem to mostly be out past 11 pm or so. I was usually tucked away in my room or still at dinner with my sweetie of the day(s) by then, so I didn't see how long the street action lasted into the night. But, hazarding a wild guess, I'd guess it is until pretty late! The freelancer scene is definitely on the slow uptick on Soi Buakhao. I did notice an interesting dynamic between the freelancers and the food stall and store people on the street, and between the freelancers and the LBs at Pook or Nid Cha, etc. It seems like the freelancers keep moving a little bit at a time to find a place to stand! Poor dears, I really must offer them lodging at Hotel Soiboy next time so they don't wear out they're little(?) feet! It will be interesting how the freelancer scene plays out on Soi Buakhao. I will do my best, for the benefit of the forum, to personally investigate and monitor the situation...

Over the past three years on each trip to Pattaya I've stayed on Soi Buakhao or in very close proximity. Before that I'd stay at various places near the beach (bleech..such as it is...) or Walking Street. It is clear now that the LB action has made a decided move to Soi Buakhao. Each time I'm there (most recently this last May) this is more apparent. Walking Street is a joke now. There are a few good places, but it's just not worth putting up with all the tourists. Same same for Beach Road and Second Road. All Russian and Indian tourists (the main problem being that they're the ones who couldn't spring for a vacation in Phuket - i.e., not the higher ranks of Russian and Indian society...). Great pics! In fact, you could even ask, "How do you know when you've spent too much time on Soi Buakhao?" Answer, "When you recognize every single one of bumblebee's pics!"

garrydirty - Like you I've worked hard to get what I have in life, and that hard work has brought me success. Unlike you, though, I'm not bitter about having had to work hard to get what I have. To answer the original questions: 1) yes; 2) no. Sweet girl. I have very enjoyable extended LTs with her when I'm in Thailand, and she thanks me everytime. It's nice to be nice. Oh, and if I won the lottery tomorrow I'd be buying lots of tits. Maybe that's just me. Have a nice day.

Like many of us I've read the Stickman's weekly column with interest practically since it started. Lot's of timely and very useful information presented in a well-written and entertaining style. But, one thing that has irritated me is the frequency with which he brings up ladyboys. Ladyboys, ladyboys, ladyboys, often times when there is no particular reason to do so. Geez, what's with this guy? Well, I don't think a rocket surgeon is needed for this one - the guy has repressed desires for ladyboys. Simple as that. He seems like a straight-laced sort of person (in spite of covering the bar scene), so can't bring himself to act on his desires. Or, maybe he just doesn't want to get a stray shot of jizz on his starched khakis.

Great pics! Boy, I can feel the heat and smell the smells just by looking at them. I love the freelancer street scene on Sukhumvit.

If you just want to suck and fuck LBs on the cheap (that's how the soiboy rolls ), then stay at the Dynasty Inn (or the "Die Nasty" as I fondly refer to it, but don't let that put you off...). It's 200 feet from Nana Plaza, and has lots of freelancers right at your doorstep. Sure, Cascades et al. in NEP are great with lots of talent, but you end up paying big baht for that. Lot's of girls freelance because they don't get bar fined very much in a gogo bar, especially in low season. Too many girls and not enough customers. The Nana hotel is also right there and the same deal - lots of lovelies right outside in their parking lot. Nothing like picking out a beautiful, slutty LB streetwalker on a hot, sweltering Soi 4 BKK night for the first time. Nothing. It's a total rush. Both of these hotels are only about 1300 baht a night low season and no guest fee. They have room safes. Not great rooms but certainly suited for their purpose. Take your sweetie to your own room, don't use short time rooms - they are a real mood killer IMHO. Plus, if you fall in love you can turn a ST into a LT and have all night to propose marriage. Also, come prepared with your own condoms and lube. HIV prevalence is higher than many would like to believe. Read up on the risks of different activities. In any case, always use a condom. And without question have them wear one as well if you feel the need to be sodomized by a gorgeous creature seemingly from another universe. Nothing more to add, really. Just jump in the deep end and keep your head above water.

Perhaps now in Pattaya as well. One of my sweeties I met on my recent last trip just emailed me a couple of days ago a phonecam closeup pic of her new ID card. I can't really tell if she is wearing much makeup, or what she is wearing, but her decidedly female hairstyle is clearly visible, and it has her given (boy) name as required. I had teased her before about having an eight-year-old ID card. She said, yes, she really should get a new one because whenever she has to show it nobody believes it is her. I must say, she was a very cute 16-year-old boy...oh, God....I hope I'm not gay...