I'm an 80's baby so I didn't use much magazines. My thing was buying bootleg DVD's from a Chinese dude that I would always see walking the streets. This guy had everything and it was actually how I got turned on to LB. One day going through a stack of DVD's I saw this hot Brazilian chick on the cover, then looked at the back and she had a cock. The rest is history. I amassed an impressive stack of LB DVD's and I used to just stack them next to my T.V. in my room. I thought I was slick by putting 2 or 3 regular movies on top of the stack. Well, my mom is also the spring cleaning type and one day she decided to clean the whole house. When I came home my stack of DVD's where missing, my heart instantly sank into my chest, I really thought I was going to pass out from the shock "My mom thinks I'm gay!". I sat in my room thinking of what the fuck am I going to tell her? "I'm holding it for a friend" That never worked for pot and it sure as shit isn't going to work now. My mom called me in for dinner, I walked in the dining room and I couldn't even make eye contact with her. She started off with casual conversation "How was your day? school? blah blah blah" My mom is a bit of a meanie (and really cool, to be fair) and I know she could see me squirm because she knew that I knew that she knew. All through dinner, not a word about the DVD's. As I'm leaving the table to go back to my room my mom says "Oh, and by the way I put all your DVD's in a box under your bed." I turned around, eyes looking at the ground and mumbled "Thanks". I felt like the lowest scum of the earth, I was close to being sick. However, as I looked up at her she flashed a smile and said "Your Welcome." Not an evil smile, just that smile a mom can give to make everything all right. From that day since not a word of this has ever been discussed and she never cleaned my room again. I held onto them DVD's for a few more years until the internet got popular then I just threw them out.