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Arch has had some time off the loading docks and I found my way to pattaya. Made the journey to the wilds of Jomtien a few days ago. Got there rather early, about 800pm. i was with two other reprobates. I had a previous engagement and caught up with them. It was dead. There were only two girls there and no customers. The thing that saved the day was that the two girls that were there were superb. We plied them with drinks and had a right laugh. they were quite charming. we made our own little party. it was Sonny and teya (Teva) I forget which. I tell you both girls were cute as buttons and i would ahve taken wither or. i ended up taking one, Sonny, upstairs later. We had numerous drinks and stayed a couple of hours. My other two buddies wanted to check out K R Us but I was content where I was. Guys split and things went from fun to more fun. Lets just say it things got a bit frisky. I ended up taking Sonny upstairs for a great session. by the time we finished Emmy got to the bar. Had a quick chat and made my way back to Chez Arch for two nights. I had blown a load earlier in the day at ZAZA massage so i was, well, drained!!!! Loved the time at Katty Bar but the lack of girls was a downer. Having saod that those two girls were dynamite and well worth paying a visit!! they saved the day. Could be a very fun place with at least 4-6 regular girls there. I guess if there are no punters, then its tough to attract the girls and vice versa. We were very happy to spend our time and money and support the bar. However, if the two girls there were duds and only interested in their phones i am sure we would have taken a powder quickly!!! Thank goodness they were great!!!

Binman comes to a house with no bin. Sees a Chinese guy leaving the front door. Binman: Hey mate, where's your bin? Chinese guy: ...I bin Hong Kong. Binman: No mate, where's your wheelie bin? Chinese guy: ...No, I wrealy bin Hong Kong!!