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I know that Thais believe some crazy things, but these two were thrown at me yesterday: You can't take antibiotics AND drink soda soon after, as soda will stop the meds from working. Don't give chocolate (chocolate brownie, to be precise) to dogs - their hair will fall out. I'm sure these will probably prove to be the least crazy before long...

I met one with only one tit, she was in Moalboal, Cebu Philippines. One of the silicone bags (or whatever you call them) get infected, so she had it removed (not sure why they didn't replace it). I jokingly offered her half price. :) I ended up fucking her and instead of being cheap, I payed the full rate of 800 PHP. I got a half-hour blowjob from one that worked in Pook Bar Soi 6 that had no balls. BB, you were there when I met her. I remember telling her before the deed that I needed to pay her partly in Philippine pesos for some odd reason (I think that was what was in my wallet). She said OK. My quest for the one-balled LB continues.

Stuff like this unfortunately isn't all that unusual. A guy I know was a passenger in a car near Pattaya. A Thai girl on a motorbike merged onto the road and ran into the side of the car. It was completely her fault. The driver of the car had to pay for the damage to her bike and her medical bills but was given the opportunity to personally tell her she was a bad driver...

Lets hope the Thai bar gals don't subscribed to this type of logic. Imagine walking into a bar and being forced to buy all of them a drink just because I walked in and was there. Their reasoning would be, if I hadn't walked in there would be no one to ask.

I was told years a go if your in a Thai taxi and it has a smash get out and run away because it is your fault , If he didn't stop to pick you up he would not have been there at that time....Its all in the timing.

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My favourite Thaism involved a friend of mine who was going down the street on his bike when a car pulled out in front of him, giving him no option but to hit it. Luckily he wasn't hurt seriously; the police attended and having got all the information from him, the other driver and a crowd of onlookers, went over to him and said. "This accident. Your fault" My friend explained again that no way was it his fault - the other driver pulled out in front of him. "Oh yes" said the policeman dismissively "but if you were not here, there would be no accident". As my friend said, you couldn't argue against the logic.

Chocolate contains a stimulant called theobromine (a bit like caffeine) that is poisonous to dogs. The amount of theobromide differs in the different types of chocolate (dark chocolate has the most in it). Theobromide mainly affects the heart, central nervous system and kidneys. Symptoms will occur from 4-24 hours after the dog has eaten chocolate and will vary depending on the amount of chocolate (theobromine) eaten and include: Vomiting (may include blood) Diarrhoea Restlessness and hyperactivity Rapid breathing Muscle tension, incoordination Increased heart rate Seizures And death in which case, the hair often falls out. So they are right after all! You can get dog chocolate which does not contain theobromine. Personal experience allows me to say that it is not one of the culinary highlights of the world.

Only takes few like minded guys ..say 10.000 bath from each on the counter ..I'll bet Lita will shut the doors for one big private orgy...

They don't think they need to use condoms as they can't get pregnant anyways

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The tempting twins...ahem. #labambalovelies

I do believe that you Khun BigTel and your pal Khun KenW drew the map and posted the road signs........

I have always wanted to, but have never been able to achieve it. Probably just as well, as I'd never leave the house.

Gulf Power... (Source Airlineroue.com) ETIHAD Adds 4th Daily Bangkok Service from July 2015 ETIHAD from 01JUL15 is boosting operations on Abu Dhabi Bangkok, with overall operation increases from 21 to 27 weekly. From 01JUL15 to 08SEP15 (AUH departure), EY406/405 service will be operated by Jet Airways Boeing 777-300ER aircraft, and this will switch to ETIHAD A330-200 from 09SEP15. EY408 AUH0840 1820BKK 77W D EY404 AUH1010 1950BKK 77W D EY402 AUH2130 0710+1BKK 77W D EY406 AUH2330 0910+1BKK 332 x6 EY407 BKK0250 0620AUH 77W D EY403 BKK0840 1210AUH 77W D EY405 BKK1820 2200AUH 332 x7 EY401 BKK2035 0005+1AUH 77W D Emirates Adds 2-class A380 to Bangkok from Dec 2015 Emirates announced further capacity expansion on Dubai Bangkok route, which sees the introduction of 4th Airbus A380 operation, starting 01DEC15. The 4th daily A380 flight, EK376/377, will be operated with 2-class 615-seater configuration. EK384 DXB0305 1205BKK 388 D EK376 DXB0330 1235BKK 388 D EK418 DXB0905 1805BKK 77W D EK372 DXB0935 1840BKK 388 D EK370 DXB1520 0020+1BKK 77W D EK374 DXB2230 0730+1BKK 388 D EK385 BKK0105 0500DXB 388 D EK371 BKK0155 0545DXB 77W D EK419 BKK0225 0605DXB 77W D EK375 BKK0920 1315DXB 388 D EK377 BKK1600 1955DXB 388 D EK373 BKK2035 0050+1DXB 388 D EK376/377 2-class A380 will replace planned 3-class 777-300ER. QATAR Airways Expands A380 Bangkok Service from late-Oct 2015 QATAR Airways from 25OCT15 continues to expand capacity to Thailand, as the airline plans 3rd daily (selected) Airbus A380 operation on Doha Bangkok route. QR832/837 will be operated by A380 on 5 of 7 weekly flights, replacing 777-300ER. QR currently operates 4 daily flights on this route. QR834 DOH0125 1135BKK 77W D QR836 DOH0155 1210BKK 388 D QR832 DOH0830 1845BKK 388 x12 QR832 DOH0830 1845BKK 77W 12 QR830 DOH2100 0710+1BKK 388 D QR837 BKK0140 0440DOH 388 x23 QR837 BKK0140 0440DOH 77W 23 QR831 BKK0835 1150DOH 388 D QR835 BKK1955 2310DOH 77W D QR833 BKK2045 2355DOH 388 D Currently, QR operates A380 service to Bangkok 7 weekly. Planned increase from 16SEP15 remains unchanged as QR830/831 is scheduled to be operated by A380. However, QR830/831 on Day 1 from DOH, Day 2 from BKK (as well as certain dates), will continue to be operated by 777-300ER until 24OCT15.

And what a glorious road that is, young Man