Man’s Genitals Stolen During Trip To Thailand

[pdogg]

 

Bangkok | What started as a pleasant holiday in Thailand rapidly turned into a nightmarish situation when Josh Brown, a 58-year old American tourist, woke up in excruciating pain to notice his genitals had been removed during his sleep.

The victim was allegedly drugged unwittingly before he woke up hours later in a pool of blood in his hotel room while his genitals had been completely removed, leaving him in critical condition.

Fortunately, the hotel staff were alarmed by the distress calls of the man who was quickly taken to the Bangkok Hospital so he could receive emergency care while the man suffered from severe bleeding that could have cost him his life.

 “We are in the presence of a growing trend on the black market for the illegal traffic of human genitals into China” said an officer in charge of operations. “Large sized genitals can fetch prices in the tens of thousands of dollars for their alleged aphrodisiac qualities when consumed as food” he says.

The health of the 58-year old man is stable and he should be out of the hospital in a few days.

Thai authorities warn tourists to be very conscious when traveling alone and meeting ‘friendly’ strangers in the streets of Bangkok.

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/mans-genitals-stolen-during-trip-to-thailand/

[SiamSam]

What God!!!! Is there nothing the Chinese won't eat?!

[rxpharm]

Please don't take this report seriously - see the disclaimer attached below which is directly from the World News Daily website. We don't need anyone starting more rants about how terrible Thailand is.

 

 

 

[saab1]

What is it lately with bad press about Thailand, if its not murder, its muggings, if its not muggings its tourists getting assaulted, now it comes to waking up after a night out, and your Genitals are cut off, I noticed it said, Large sized Genitals can fetch tens of thousands of dollars, so basically, if you gotta Big Cock, Watch Out !  there's a Cock Thief about !

[Hefe]

I hope this wasn't Major Cox!

[strocube]

I call bullshit on this one.

[xyzzy]

Should have saved this one for April 1.

[pdogg]

Should have saved this one for April 1.

However this next one is real:

 

Man breaks into women's clinic, steals vaginal douches

Security footage from a Khon Kaen women's clinic confirmed it was a 30-something man who broke in this morning and stole all their vaginal products.

 

The man apparently acted alone when he broke into a gynecology clinic at 3am early this morning, as CCTV cameras caught him raiding the first floor of the clinic for a its bounty of vaginal health products.

 

The burglar got away with some vaginal douches, vaginal cleanser, vaginal medications, two mobile phones and THB300 cash, according to police.

 

Police noted it was odd the burglar ignored all of the clinic’s office equipment which held much higher value and could have been sold for cash.

 

Poiice will track track down the man, whose face was clearly visible in the footage, INN News reported.

 

http://bangkok.coconuts.co//2014/11/26/man-breaks-womens-clinic-steals-vaginal-douches

[Hefe]

There's probably an all points bulletin out now for a man who smells springtime fresh.

[xyzzy]

Perhaps these products being out and available will help. I have run into some nasty cunts in Thailand...

[Kahuna]

If you steal a cock and balls is that considered jewel theft.............

 

Of course it's a joke........

 

Cause we know that the only real true jewel thief was Lorena Bobbitt who stole John Wayne's jewels......

[xyzzy]

If you steal a cock and balls is that considered jewel theft.............

 

Of course it's a joke........

 

Cause we know that the only real true jewel thief was Lorena Bobbitt who stole John Wayne's jewels......

 

  She left the jewels and just took the sceptre...