colywob - The Utterly Shameless Monger

[Rom]

While the Romscars Hall of Legends was launched here at LBR when I joined in 2019, the concepts of “mongering excellence” and “legendary BMs” were pioneered at another ladyboy board in the context of the Annual Romscar Awards that used to be staged there.  Since moving the show to LBR, I have avoided awarding Romscars or Legendary status to sissy-mongers who are NOT BMs here, which had not been a problem as most of the top mongers in our field are BMs at multiple boards including this one.  But some are not and to exclude them from Romscar contention would not just deprive them of the peer recognition everybody needs to continue to want to excel, it would also devalue such recognition if some of the best sissy-chasers are excluded.  So this year we will finally acknowledge the star player of one of the other boards.  Precisely of that one board where the Romscars used to be awarded through the ONE BM-ONE VOTE rule, which was more than the autocrats and the cliquocrats there could stand.  All this to say that against such background of jealous pettiness and pressure to conform, the monger being recognized here as a legend is all the more remarkable for mongering by his own rules AND to the cheers of most his fellow BMs.  So here goes the induction:

I (Rom) am not one to be easily impressed by other mongers’ modus operandi or body counts, but there is one who used to dazzle me when he was exploding to the ladyboy scene, circa 2017.  His nom-de-guerre is colywob and when he posts-- the other board listens.  And gawks!  Because colywob is just shamelessly insatiable for sissies and wants the lads to see it.  Unlike most of us who post to ladyboy boards, he does not bother with elaborate TRs or staging photo shoots.  He just does what he does:  He sees a sissy he likes … he fucks him.  And then he reports on it without literary embellishment or identities dissimulation.  Just posts in a few lines what XXX-happened, posts 3 or 4 pics explicit ones including of himself.  Such self-exposure gentlemen is unmatched in our field.  While I credit myself for starting out the indiscretions at Baby Boom (circa 2015-16 and at first Josh was not agreeable) once colywob found that place he made it his own to the point that he had an area reserved for him: the soi Buakhao landmark previously known as “colywob corner”… he was also an MC of sorts there personally shaving the staff sissies dicks, balls and asses during the regular staged shower shows. At times he would not even wear pants (aka trousers) because it slowed him down.

Besides being a ladyboy fucking machine, colywob is a pretty congenial BM managing to stay above the fray at that other board without giving the haters any pretext to bring him down like they do to other BMs there who shine.  I only hear good things from BMs who met him in person and I hope to also meet him someday and challenge him to a Rom-colywob sissypalooza showdown, where he will have to do a lot better than his shaving act.

colywob is a Yorkshire Brit and I think he is a sexpat resident in Pattaya (he sure spends a lot of time there).  Below are pics of him posted here by snoopdawg, and at his home board you can find many more pics of him including the pornographic ones, which I did not feel at liberty to repost here.  As of lately, he has been less prolific in sharing his erotic adventures there, so perhaps he can share some here once in a while.

Well done colywob.  Welcome to the Romscars Hall of Legends.

R

[The-Sith]

Colywob is a Pattaya Original!!

 

I kiss his rings

[Woodie]

I used to follow his adventures on the "other " forum where he seemed to be the star of Baby Boom. I could never work out why.

Not exactly Brad Pitt and going by the photos that he showed, not that well endowed. Maybe it is his wallet!.

Whatever it was, he claimed to take 2 or 3 girls at a time and they all behaved like oversexed playthings. Good luck to him if it was all true.

I must be missing something?.

Apparently he is around Pattaya town right now.

[deleted]

On 12/11/2022 at 9:12 AM, The-Sith said:

Colywob is a Pattaya Original!!

 

I kiss his rings

 

8 minutes ago, Woodie said:

I used to follow his adventures on the "other " forum where he seemed to be the star of Baby Boom. I could never work out why.

Not exactly Brad Pitt and going by the photos that he showed, not that well endowed. Maybe it is his wallet!.

Whatever it was, he claimed to take 2 or 3 girls at a time and they all behaved like oversexed playthings. Good luck to him if it was all true.

I must be missing something?.

Apparently he is around Pattaya town right now.

Never met the man, but he seems to be one of the more upstanding BMs at the other forum. Anyone with the baht and desire can do what he does. What sets him apart is that he is shamelessly doing whatever the fuck he wants and clearly having a blast. Those of us in our 50s, 60s, 70s (fewer days ahead than behind) should be doing whatever the fuck we want if we have the means, and not give one flying fuck what anyone thinks about it.   

[Quietguy]

4 hours ago, Soju said:

Boy I miss Baby Boom

I only went there three times. Once with May from Horny Bar, she didn't like lb cocks on display. On a subsequent trip I barfined freelance lbs from there twice. Both were bad experiences. The second lb told me not to come back! And I didn't.

[Woodie]

12 hours ago, Quietguy said:

I only went there three times. Once with May from Horny Bar, she didn't like lb cocks on display. On a subsequent trip I barfined freelance lbs from there twice. Both were bad experiences. The second lb told me not to come back! And I didn't.

It certainly was a different place. Went there twice. First time with my lb gf at the time who challenged me to call one of the girls over to see what she would do. When it got a bit heated as the girl pulled her cock out and then was getting to mine, the gf said it was time to stop. Bloody spoil sport!.

The second time, I think I was the only customer there and got saddled with I think, Nokkie?. Went through the motions and that was it.

I am sure they had great nights there, but this was not one of them.

[The-Sith]

17 hours ago, Sylvester said:

 

Never met the man, but he seems to be one of the more upstanding BMs at the other forum. Anyone with the baht and desire can do what he does. What sets him apart is that he is shamelessly doing whatever the fuck he wants and clearly having a blast. Those of us in our 50s, 60s, 70s (fewer days ahead than behind) should be doing whatever the fuck we want if we have the means, and not give one flying fuck what anyone thinks about it.   

Amen to that!

 

"should be doing whatever the fuck we want if we have the means, and not give one flying fuck what anyone thinks about it."

 

one thing that we all have a similar playing field is TIME. Most have 60, 70, 80 maybe 90 years on this earth. Not much difference when compared to disparity of other items.

 

I met Colywob at the Boom where he was giving his famous show if shaving a femboy and a LB. They both were super sexy. Colywob took his craft so seriously. It's an art. It's a science. Shaving wisps around the rectum could result in nics.... never with Colywob.

He let me take close up photos.... with his face in the shots. He just doesnt give a fuck. I lost those photos but a bunch are posted somewhere on the net.

 

I kissed his rings on the spot.... just so I could sniff his busy fingers.

 

 

[Woodie]

21 hours ago, Sylvester said:

and not give one flying fuck what anyone thinks about it. 

Quite agree. You seem to have your knickers in a twist over what I said.

It was remarks questioning what he had to offer the girls at BB that other BM's didn't. Nothing more.

Half his luck!.

[deleted]

Just now, Woodie said:

Quite agree. You seem to have your knickers in a twist over what I said.

It was remarks questioning what he had to offer the girls at BB that other BM's didn't. Nothing more.

Half his luck!.

Not at all, mate. I liked your post, in fact. I was merely forcefully expressing myself in my crude and vulgar American vernacular English. 

[Woodie]

50 minutes ago, Sylvester said:

Not at all, mate. I liked your post, in fact. I was merely forcefully expressing myself in my crude and vulgar American vernacular English. 

All good