Rukki

Ok..Wild rover! This girl that keeps looking back at me! I know she knows me or she wouldn't look at me like that! Where did you find her? Great thread! I have been missing the 'panty bulge' thread I think from stoogie days, that was my favorite thread. Now this comes along. I love it! Butts and Nuts! Perfect! I am compelled to make a contribution!

These are great stories! I love hearing this stuff! I was just replaying how exciting it was my first time, in my head, 2 nights ago, as I was walking from Nana plaza to Nana Disco and you couldn't punch the smile off my face. I wish I could have a 'first trip to BKK' again and again. Or once a week. I guess this is what happened with the crack epidemic in the states in the 90's. At least that's how a good friend described it. (I stay away from the 'heavy' party favors). I will add my trip later. I am not good at writing stories late at night. Too bad, I could be like Bukowski! Looking forward to reading more beginner stuff! Great thread!

On the first hand, wouldn't you like to know what people would say about you after you're gone before hand? Or, maybe McGrath is trying to get fired...and doesn't know how to tell The Prez he is over it... Or, he is expecting death, has the statement read to go, and sent from the 'draft' box by accident...

This girl number 47. When I saw her I wanted to ask why a GG was working a LB bar, but I realized I can't be that dumb, she's just freakin' cute!

Wow! I haven't got on this thread in a while. And haven't been to GB in a few months, maybe almost a year, so I had no idea it wasn't so cool anymore. I talked to Bee a few weeks ago and she mentioned that she stopped working there, but wouldn't tell me why... Sad. Hope it turns around.

The short time room in Nana on the 2nd floor is back open as of tonight. It is where you see the 59 baht drinks, next to Mercury.

Thanks for the help! I may go to mukdahan! I met a lb that lives there (while she was in BKK) and she won't stop sms'ing me. Maybe she has a car!

Ok, this girl Christie is probably the sexiest LB I have seen in a long time. And I'm talking fuckin' sexy hot! WOW! These pics don't do her justice at all. Hopefully their FB photo guy will get some more of her. Or you can go see for yourself.

Sa is working at Cockatoo... She wanted a change. I saw a girl outside Temptations tonight that looked like a GG. But she had on the uniform. Fuckin' cute! I will go back and find out a number for YOU.

I need to make a visa run this week. I have done 2, 15 day extensions and now I think I have to fly out for a 30 day extension if I am correct. I will do some more research on the subject. Assuming I have to do this run, before Friday, I would love to hear what are some good affordable options from you guys that know. Not really sure if I have to fly, since I did this a few months back and it was a bus ride out of Patts to vientiane. Had an amazing time with a nice LB, but no name, no number. It actually very well may have sucked, I don't remember much from the drunkeness and assume it was good. Hopefully this time I can keep it together. So looking to save some baht! It's 9000 for a visa run service, but I can get a round trip flight for 3500 baht. Throw in a 1000 baht for hotel and 1900 for visa and I save 2000 for the do-it-yourself factor. That = (in my wacky way of thinking) 3 ladyboys at 700 baht each in my room for a big sword fight. This isn't even factoring the not sitting on a bus for 12 hours! Any other suggestion?

But more to the topic. I read some study that says milk (cow and dairy) is not for human consumption. Then I read some stuff that shows why it is beneficial for us. It's so hard to decide what to consume or not, with all the conflicting things we hear or read or learn. I saw a health show that pointed to how bad eating swine is, but pig is a main staple of Thai diet. I think it boils down to moderation. Too much of anything can't be good. How much is too much? I was cuddling with a girl one drunken night and she wouldn't give me any, so of course I couldn't sleep. She had in the past few hours downed 6 cans of red bull that I saw. I think she had been drinking them all night. She was wacked on X I think. So she passed out cold and I could hear her heart pounding and her breathing was fast, I thought her heart would explode out of her chest. I don't understand how she could sleep.

What's AOL? Man! I forgot about 5 hour energy! I used to drink those before going mountain biking. But since I moved to BKK haven't had any biking in my life. Just work booze and sex. Horrible way to live.

555! Great new pics Fatcat! I love that bar!

I wouldn't be to sure. I'm not saying he isn't either, I'm just thinking that he wants traffic on his website. Then he can sell more ads and make money. Talking about LBs is a great traffic generator. For reason we are all well aware.... I am only making an educated assumption. I haven't seen his 'google analytics'

Yes! Beer is super fuckin cute! Terrible english and not the greatest in bed. She is quite fun but not amazing as, dare I say...most LBs are. But better than the average GG. That being said I think (hope) she gets better with age. (in bed and in english) I was hanging out at Famous a few years ago and Guitar who was fresh on the scene was studying a Thai-English phrase book for bar girls. It said all the things we BMs want to hear like: 'I love you long time'; 'I miss you'; I can go to your hotel'; 'barfine me only xxx$'; 'yes I like to fuck in the ass' Genius to say the least, and I think every Bar should hand this book to every new girl to study while she is waiting for customer to show up. And to send us SMS that are understandable. Like, 'come barfine me I am horny! Not fuck for 3 day!' Lies yes, but still love to hear it!

Well...looks like we beat this topic down to a pulp. Except for updated experiences. (hopefully I will have one soon) Has anyone tried this new place The Vault? It seems to have dance poles and good things to fuck with and a DVD player....bring your own porn while you make your own porn! http://www.thevaultpattaya.com/index.html Check out the site! Although it seems more expensive than the Penthouse at first, after the Penthouses 'extra charges' that no other hotel has it is about the same price. Now I don't know if the Vault has 'extra charges' so maybe I'm wrong.

LOL! This is spot on! But, I still say go for one night. It's like 70's american swinger stuff. Worth the experience, unless you're allergic to cats. Swedeman do tell... what accommodations have you found? Would be nice to find a place cheaper with porn on the tube! Let alone cleaner!

RXpharm you probably know more than me with the 50+ posties you have encountered, but the other thing is, alot of them still look like ladyboys. Which brings the subject of many of my straight(er) buddies wonder. What's the point on fucking an lb without a cock. When you can fuck a hot GG? And I must admit, as a lb fan, I wonder the same. I have had an 'affair' with a quite beautiful postie back in Los Angeles, but she was, to any Thai or gay or lb fan, an lb. So, I wouldn't want to deal with the baggage that goes along with dating her in public. That being the case if you hang out in Nana plaza, Voodoo bar is the postie bar. It never has a large customer counts, when compared to Obsession, Cascade and the others. Even though posties have little difficulty looking feminine and amazing as their cock carrying counter clan. I have been wanting to fuck a postie for some time now, since it has been so long since that chic in LA....any recommends? feel free to inbox, post or otherwise!

She is down right yummy BB!! Here is one of mine. But, alas I am sure time has rendered these girls not so OMG anymore. Not that they wouldn't be hot now, just saying we desired someone from 10 years ago....

This is so sad...

Okay! I will tell my friends here on LBR that Sa (72) is amazing girl with a great big fun wand. It's magic! And she has decent sized hormone boobs that are very bitable. And a great ass! It's what first grabbed my attention..

'Ball purse' hahaha Granted she has an attractive meat-stick, and I would throw money down to have a roll in the sakura leaves with her, but she doesn't blow up my skirt as much as others have.... Like the broad in my avatar

I thought the handle 'stoolpusher' was funny! What ever does it mean?

My thoughts exactly! Here I was, thinking of staying in for the night! Now I see this pic and the ass and I have to ask myself if staying home alone is the best use of my limited time on the planet....

Haha! wow! I hope I didn't throw anyone off! I meant to post NO!! Bars are not open! Or- 'Yes they are (closed)' My mind must have been on whatever pictures I was looking at on another thread. I think it was the Japan Newhalf thread. Alternatively I believe hotel bars don't have to close, since they are taking care of foreigners that may not practice Buddha. Can anyone verify this?