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I'll have anything, any age, animal, mineral, vegetable... Just so long as it's wearing something tight & it don't smell too much! :jackoff:

I voted Scott, because he's a good mate & easily the friendliest out of this bunch, & I also agree with Redrock & Ciobha, that Carl, whilst being mad as a balloon, was a whole load of fun if you caught him on a good day! However, we're talking about hosts, & to be honest, I wouldn't call any of this lot, 'a good host'... In spite of having my differences with the bloke in the past, Jimbo's a very natural raconteur & entertainer. And most definitely the only one short listed who really has any real, 'host' potential... If he wanted to use it? As for Lita... Well, she's the only one who I'd like to fuck, that's for sure... But host, NAH! She most definitely ain't!

555555555555555... Yes, sometimes things need to be put in perspective... I'm pretty sure that given a couple of months back home I'd be gaggin' to get nut deep into that darkie. I forget how grateful I should feel living in LOS & being able to just rip one of these alabaster skinned beauties from the herd, whenever I get the inclination. I feel for you mate... Hopefully we'll see you back here soon!

Yeah, admittedly, that was a bit direct, but I do have my reasons... Which I'd be very willing to share over a beer or a PM with anyone. I know where you're at with the bars, mate, it's becoming less & less my scene as time goes on

Karn & a whole host of other 'usual suspects' started at Minou, it was the breeding ground for a whole multitude of todays well known ladyboys. And I recollect a couple of other LB bars too, being in the vicinity over the years, but none of them really seemed to work & you couldn't always guarantee that you'd find any of them open, even if you did make the effort to hoof it over to that end of town. I think that the problem is simply that Sunee is just far too well known as a gay area, especially for those of us who are at the lesser pink end of our coulourful spectrum. I know that I always used to feel really uncomfortable wandering around there until I met PDogg & some of the others amongst our crowd... Especially, when I used to get these horrible little, gangsta, gay boys, cat calling to me up the road, asking if I want my bum fucked, it really used to make me want to dive for cover! So there it is... Sunee's just got way too much of a stigma attached to it for most of the LB loving community who like to think that they're getting stuck into chicks with dicks, rather than young lads in frocks. Oh crikey, I've just turned this into an, 'Am I gay thread', haven't I

I voted Sensations.... On reflection, I've decided to edit out the last part of this post, because past experiences have taught me that these sort of things can get out of hand really quickly & that the open forum is really not the right place to make harsh remarks about other B.M's. I will get back to everyone via PM, in due course.

I agree & disagree... The black lass looks like a geezer with tits, for sure... But even if you were to put up a photo of one of the more stunningly beautiful black TS's, how the fuck could they ever compare to Rina, she is just so mouthwateringly feminine. Ok, I'm bias, but this is a ladyboy site & a newhalf's more or less the same animal. Redrock, none of us are sure what way around you'll be tomorrow

BANGKOK: -- After having received numerous complaints from members of the public, the National Police Office has decided to stop the practice of police setting up of mobile roadblocks to catch traffic violators. Police spokesman Pol Lt-Gen Prawut Thavornsiri said Thursday that the police order took immediate effect as of Thursday and would be applied throughout the country. From now on, he said that if a roadblock is to be set up, it has to be manned by a police inspector and there must be a clearly visible sign to show the existence of the roadblock. Also, their superiors must be informed about the whereabouts of the roadblocks and what kind of roadblocks they are. Pol Lt-Gen Prawut told members of the public who happen to come across a mobile roadblock to take pictures or to VDO record it and have it sent to the police spokesman’s office or to dial 1197 to lodge a complaint. He warned that any police officers found to have set up roadblocks without authorization would face punishment. Source: http://englishnews.t...pped-nationwide Hope this helps some... But I won't be holding my breath???

Thanks for that, RX I'm pretty certain that bottom row, third in from the left, is one of my old favs from 'Friendly Corner'... She used to go by the name of 'Ice', but that's all changed now,,,, Anyway, full credit to her for holding down the new job & hopefully it'll change her life & launch her onto greater things! BTW, apart from the Anusarn market cabaret at the night bazar, this has now become the best place to go & hang around looking for nocturnal LB's; so long as you don't mind looking incredibly conspicuous amongst the hoards of Chinese tourists who this place was actually set up for. I remember this time last year one of the old co owners saying to me, "Get ready for about 35/50 ladyboy dancers to hit town"... So considering that there's enough local talent in there, that gives you some sort of idea of the size of the operation.

All the better for hearing from you, Big Boy 55555555... Working on it, Lance, I've been dishing out a few Chinese burns at immigration, but as you're well aware, they're a stubborn, mulish bunch... ..And as for the tourist, I just stay out of their way, nowdays... That tends to make them a little bit happier

Nice to see that the 'embassy' dodge worked for you, Sylvester ... But 'consulate' is the actual word that they respond to best, as there are many consulates in town & they're familiar with the word, but 'embassy' & 'my government' are both good too. Talking of which, if you're from the UK & you actually bother to read your travel advice, it will tell you not to give up your passport to anybody, but to always carry a photocopy on your person. Khun Gutsy & Sylvester, the chances of you getting pulled up at night in Chiang Mai are 77,000 squillion to 1... I piddle past night time road blocks in flip-flops with no crash hat riding on a sports racer motorbike, which should be an immediate pull, but they just leave me alone, because after the sun goes down it's no longer tea money time & they're expected to go after real criminal, especially kids donkeying Yabba or ice about. However, there is always the 1% of times, & I did actually get banged up for a D&D last year (as many of you know), but that was the only night time road block that I've been stopped at in fifteen years & I did nearly run over a handful of policemen.. Plus, it was quite a way out, in a Thai area, because they really don't want to stop tourists having a good time... Unless it's tea time, of course. The best thing to do is wear some funny Foo Man Choo mustache & squint your eyes up a bit & pretend you're Chinese ... You'll get away with what the fuck you want then, as the BIB have been told not to touch them.

55555555... That's a hell of a lot of money to be keeping in a 200 Baht per night guest house, that doesn't even have room safes. So, I really don't think that this story ought to be taken too seriously, folks. However, it's well known for short time rooms, & muggings & robberies do take place at the Thailand Guesthouse. In fact, a couple of years back I had to physically go into a bar & pull out a skanky, 6' something kathoey who'd stolen some money & a camera from a really good old friend of mine in there.... ...And he happens to be a half blind, seventy two year old, Vietnam war veteran... So, the wheelchair bit definitely fits. Fucking cowards, they really know how to pick their victims. And by the way, they'll always say that the altercation was over a dispute regarding non or only partial payment for services provided... Then guess what, voilà!!! That's them off the hook with everyone (including the ladyboy sycophants, firmly behind them)!

Shit... I was really hoping someone was going to say that she's dead!

I'm with you globtrotter!.. This is an utter death knell for the Payttaya scene, because as far as I'm concerned the edginess of the Coconut bar's about the only thing that the place as got going for it nowdays... Or at least it was. Fuck, dam, blast! Well yeah I agree, but there was absolutely no mention of the jet ski operators (No1 on the tourist's hate list) & Cherry walked with a 500 baht fine & is now posing for pictures with the offending shoe, when she should be locked up in the monkey house and getting beaten up and bum fucked against her will by crazies... It's sickening. As per usual the BIB come down way too hard with a badly thought out & knee jerky reaction

Aghhr... Sorry, but I've had a couple of altercations with LB's over the years BB, but I tend to keep the stories to myself nowdays, as it's the type of stuff that as the screaming handbag brigade & the LB sycophants up in arms saying what a bad man I am, when the truth is that I'm just an ordinary bloke who'll stand his ground rather than take the shit that gets dished out to us from time to time. Anyway, I'm a lot older & slightly wiser now, so I'll just shuffle along rather than bite back, especially when booze, drugs, face or ego are involved.

I'd say that staying within the walls of the old city is a good start for any new comers visiting Chiang Mai, especially if you're a good walker, as it's an interesting part of town full of history & creativity, with a lot of the action being located down the small sois & there's just so much more to see when you're on foot. But once you've got used to the place & if you like to have your own transport at hand, I'd recommend getting yourself either somewhere along the river or on Doi Suthep mountain for a better experience. Essentially, Chiang Mai is far more about the scenic aspects of the region than it is the city centre, which can get pretty old after a fairly short amount of time & in addition to that much of Chiang Mai is now being rebuilt around the three outer ring roads & both businesses & potential residents are being given cash incentives to relocate there, so that's now where you'll find many of the larger restaurants, nightclubs & bars. Do you think I could be writing travel guides?

Well, the wisdom, if you want to call it that? Is the wisdom of experience... The experience of visiting Karl & Lita's various incarnations over the years... And I'm not going to start tearing bars apart on this open forum, so for now you'll just have to stay unenlightened...But to anyone playing with a full deck it should be fukin' obvious as to why this is... And no, as Lance says, "you're not a newbie", but a sad prat who's got himself so utterly lost in this scene that he can't even see the unsuitability for himself... Lita's stock in trade always has been, incrowders, forum Dandies, sycophants & "FRIENDS"! Do yourself a favour & just to see an example, go & read my posts on LBP, from when Famous Bar first started up... It's an honest account of how badly myself & another very well known BM were treated... BECASE WE WERN'T KNOWN & she wanted the equivalent of some fuckin' private drinkers club... Or the 'local Ladyboy C.I.U. Club', as we used to call it! PS. Thanks Lance =))

In spite of the fact that I was doing the boarder run with a view to getting a flexible non immigrant 'O' visa upon my return to CNX, a 60 day extension would have been an easier & less expensive option which would have done the job quite adequately, but I was told that I can only be stamped in for 30 days at the boarder. The next day I enquired about a 60 day visa extension at Chiang Mai immigration & this request was also turned down.. I was told to get another 30 days upon expiry of the 30 days that were just granted to me. The following day after that I was granted a flexible non 'O' visa by a more earnest & kind officer in the back office... It just cost me a hand job.

I think it's pretty irresponsible sending newbies to Lita's bar... Really!

In all seriousness, the thing that gets a real rise out of me is when they stubbornly refuse to talk about petty issues that could have otherwise been easily resolved... For some reason I find it so infuriating that it sends me right through the roof, especially when we end up with a silent & stubborn stand off situation over nothing! As for the no contact thing, I'd drop her like a bag of shit & wouldn't bat an eyelid... I know it sounds harsh, but if they're into you then they'll be on you like a ton of bricks & probably even having you stalked... So if they're incommunicado, then you can rest assured that either you've just hit the very bottom of their shit list or they're playing around behind your back... Or maybe even worse, sitting in a dark room doing crack. As the wise man above said, same as the rest of us, you've usually got to go through a bit of pain first before you learn.

I had to get out of the country last week as I had an overlap whilst waiting for funds to clear for my retirement visa & I was granted 30 days at the Takilek (Burma) boarder crossing. Now luckily, a couple of days later I was given a non immigrant 'O' visa to tide me over at the Chiang Mai immigration office by one of their senior officers, but previously to that I got a new recruit who told me that I would be viewed as a tourist & therefore must get out of the country again at the end of the 30 day period to receive another 30 days & then after that I'd only be granted 7... And if the funds hadn't yet cleared by then, it would be back off to Blighty for me. So it is really at their individual discretion & to be perfectly honest, the left hand still really doesn't quite know what the right hand is doing... at least not in our local office. The 60 days was out of the question, by the way, as I did ask.

I'll usually go on the offensive after about the second or third hair flick

Ladyboy hair flicks, what do I do in response?... Well I just do the other nasty thing that they do to show their displeasure, I jut my chin out a couple of times in a strained & unpleasant manner & go, "Uuugh, uuugh"... And they hate it, it gets right under their skin!!!! Som nom fukin' nah!

For me personally, I don't think that there's anything that trumps a good set of hormonal titties. The ex had a superb natural pair when she was in the business, what we used to call at home, 'a good British handful', but then some Jap went & bought her a huge pair of low budget plastic tits & they were awful, hard to the touch, monstrosities which made her nipples look like they were firing around corners... I hated them! Second to hormonal breasts have got to be collagens, I had one a little while ago who had these & they were superb! But then that said, I know two LB's who've had no expense spared, naturally sized, soft to the touch tit jobs & they're absolutely lovely!!! Other than that, I'd rather have a flat chest with big nipples rather than a bad tit job, any day of the week!.. Silicone's fine, so long as enough money's been spent & the size is right. And then I guess that some slender, more muscular, boyish physics probably look better without any embellishment what so ever, so horses for courses & down to the individuals concerned. It's a case by case evaluation.

And that's one of the kindest posts I have read here! And so true... There's just way too many people transporting their old problems & melancholy over here with them.