Quietguy

Yes Pdogg, completely poetic licence! (ie Grunt's sordid mind).

The Rime of the Ancient Jomtiener (With apologies to Samuel Taylor Coleridge) It is an ancient Jomtiener, And he stoppeth one in three, 'By thy long grey hair and drooping fag, Now wherefore stop'st thou me?' Katty Bar's doors are opened wide, I want to enter in, The girls are fine, and so's the wine, May'st hear the merry din. He holds him with his skinny hand, 'There was a bike' , quote he, 'Hold off! Unhand me, grey-hair loon!' Eft soons his hand dropt he. I fear thee ancient Jomtiener, I fear the fag you hold, I fear its' poison laden smoke, He took a drag, his eyes did roll. He holds him with his glittering eye - The visitor stood still. And listens like a three years' child, The Jomtiener hath his will. The visitor stood on the soi. He cannot choose but hear; And thus spake on that ancient man, The bright-eyed Jomtieneer. 'The bike from far away was brought, I rode it down Beach Road, But my eyes were on a girl in slitted shorts, I forgot my safety mode.' 'The front wheel did lock and slip, O'er the handlebars I flew, I lost my balance and my grip, I even lost my shoe'. 'Where's my shoe, where's my shoe?! Was all that I could utter, But fortunately a passing Canada Man, Found it lying in the gutter.' I fear thee, ancient Jomtiener! I fear thy skinny hand! And thou art long, and lank, and brown, as is the Jomtien sand. I fear thee and thy smouldering fag. And thy skinny hand, so brown - 'Fear not, fear not, thou quiet man! This body broke not down.' 'My mishap and my missing shoe, Did aught but the words foretell, Of a fair maiden's visit to Katty Bar, Whose name was Annabel.'

I know. But Sunny seemed to believe she was 'pompui' (I told her she wasn't). She is pleased to be losing weight.

Is she not hanging out with you bbg?

Is 'Joey' a rap song?!

Sunny says she has lost weight since bar closed.

Recent pics of Emmy, Sunny and Teya from their fb pages:

Funny you should mention that https://www.pattayamail.com/news/beach-masseuses-hit-hard-by-social-distancing-300995 I think you should give poor Golf some business bbg!

After reading you had a shed full of Guinness I started wanting some. I haven't been able to register for online supermarket ordering and delivery for 7 weeks, but finally managed to register and order a couple of days ago. I got delivery today of essentials including Guinness, Stella Artois, Merlot and Chardonnay. Oh and some food too!

I've got that cd (Car Wheels On a Gravel Road), but not really Country enough for me.

bbg says 'soon'!

From Sunny's fb page

But wait until the bars are open again!

As an example

You are getting into Country now aren't you bbg?! But Country songs are more intricately crafted and meaningful, about love, loss and life (sometimes that can be a dead dog)! Your compositions still sound more like rap.

It's good bbg, and good to see you are getting to like C&W! I think a young bargirl losing her job and her fiance would make a good Country song!

http://www.pattayamail.com/news/farang-in-the-free-food-queue-300316

Well done to you and Big Al! Ask Sunny if she is really planning to go to Bangkok at the end of the month - I believe the bus services are running again from today.