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What if we dressed him up like Matthew McConaughey...?

Dude, been meaning to ask you -- any idea what happened to my girl Aom? Seems to have disappeared... :unknw:

Alas, poor The Place to Stay... I knew it well.

Ah, Terry, my friend, you found one of my faves from last trip. Was she working out of Coconut Bar? She was still freelancing over the holidays when I met her...

I like the letters "FM" better than "BM" (bowel movement), but I like the term "board member" better than "forum member"... But that's just me...

Ah, but what a way to GO! :rolleyes:

For the girls: Cascade. For the atmosphere: none.

My anaconda don't. want. none . . .

Well-emoticated, dude.

I've got one word for you: Futanari.

The first time I ever went to Pattaya I didn't know shit, but from what little I gathered it sounded like there were a lot of ladyboys around this here "Soi 6". I ended up booking that British Pub place right on the soi, not that far from the top end. Just walking to the place to check in I immediately knew I was in over my head. Thank my lucky stars the hotel had a fire escape back on Soi 6/1 that you could use. I don't think I set foot on Soi 6 again the rest of that trip, always going the incognito route through 6/1. But bless their hearts, even out back there was no getting past the Hi Boss girls. They employed literally the oldest trick in the book and would "hook" my arm and not let go. I was still star-searching in those days, but it was so titillating to me that just around the corner from where I was staying, there were Thai ladyboys that I recognized from the internet! Oh, how I would psych myself up for those gauntlet runs... And that was all in the afternoon. At night, you walk past Hi Boss and there was no lighting, just a velvet curtain shrouded in darkness with maybe one or two silhouetted figures on stools like cock sentries. It wasn't until years later that I actually had the balls to go in the place...

You should try waking up and having sex sometime. :p Then you'll understand perfectly. It being with a gorgeous, refreshed, and cuddly ladyboy is a bonus. There's not a single greater way to start the day. And have never had a problem. But I choose my LTs carefully... :D

I just "wai"-ed you elsewhere, Snapper. You've been sorely missed... As I'm guessing actually both my colleague above may be wondering... would that by any chance be late April?

Thank you for taking the time to share that story, JaiDee. Innocence lost. Punters are always carrying on about being swindled, and ladyboys preying upon them. But it cuts both ways, and the flip side of the coin is the one we don't hear about as much. And why do they always seem to be French?! But truth be told my interest was most piqued by the fucking the post-op vagina bit. Never partaken myself. Interesting, indeed...

I gotta figger out how yous people use the ol' interweb and get them freebies...

Hey, Bumps! Good to see you...

Cheers. Yeah, it looks like she has -- and I agree! I thought the first one was a big mistake (always do), and she looked funny. But looks like she's made up for it, and done quite a good job of it! Good for her...

Hey, BBQ! If you are who you say you are, you probably don't realize how lucky you are! You've stumbled upon this forum in its infancy, and in this very post you have received priceless information -- all five of these guys that have replied to you are some of the most experienced, well-known and respected, and well-traveled guys in our LB universe. Congrats! Ah, the beauty of a forum... I shant claim to be as experienced as my esteemed colleagues, but do tend to include the Phuket leg more than most, and do the triple-circuit 2-3 times a year. The first thought that came to mind from the other posts is -- the newness factor. We don't know your general demeanor and personality. If this is indeed your first trip to LOS, and what's more, your first real LB bar experience, then there may be more to consider than just travel arrangements when considering order of venues. Bangkok has arguably the highest concentration of gorgeous ladyboys in the world, but without question, can be the most intimidating of the three. Walking into a go-go bar in Nana Plaza is not for the faint of heart. It's full-on, no room to hide, no holds barred, take no prisoners, and a whole lotta other scary phrases. A lot more can, and has been, said about this experience. Might I suggest an alternate itinerary... I usually grind it out upfront, connect in BKK on to Phuket. It's tiring, but then the worst is behind you. It's also the most tropical of the three. It's the most touristy (and therefore annoying, i.e. -- touts. but you'll be so happy you'll have the patience that some have lost), but you can ease a bit into Thai culture, sit on the beach, and start to get on "Thai time". But more importantly, you will go to Cocktails and Dreams bar on your first night and meet Jimbo. No one ever forgets their first LB bar experience. I guzzled 5 beers and 5 shots in about 5 minutes, was visibly shaking, and oh so alone with sooo many questions. You can learn a lot on forums, and you may even be lucky enough to find someone that will be around and in the same place as you when you go, and willing to meet you at some point. But nothing accounts for when you actually hit the ground and walk in the bar, and all the real, tangible questions and concerns you will have. Enter: Jimbo. You can count on him being there, and you can count on him patiently answering all your questions and guiding you on your way. I can't emphasize this enough -- just like traveling anywhere (and maybe more so), there's nothing like having someone on the inside to show you around. He would equip you with the on-the-ground armor to soldier on to new adventures. And besides that, his bar has the hottest ladyboys! And what's more, there is a spectrum of choices for you, and they are all groomed to assuage any concerns of being "taken" in any way. I would then go on to Sodom by the Sea, sometimes known as Pattaya. A city of sex. You have broken your cherry by now and can enjoy a broader palette of bar styles. This stop requires the most prep work, perhaps -- the info/experiences being so vast and varied, it's not so easily laid out like the other two stops. But this is the place to find out what really are your tastes, as in bar styles and experiences. Devote the most time to this stop. And as the Duke said, it's by far the cheapest! Then on to the big stage that is BKK. By now you're a dragon slayer and will have been groomed by enough people, and will have tested your own shtick enough to make an approach on Nana Plaza, and yet still be overwhelmed by the beauty before you, but not too overwhelmed to take flight. Just my two cents. A bit long-winded, but maybe something in there will help... Cheers, and safe travels. FB

A little late getting to this thread, but my LB New Year's Resolution is most definitely to meet a non-p4p Japanese newhalf... ! :hair:

Is it by any chance, this Apple? (sorry for the bad quality; and that's not my penis) Great posts, JD. A couple days ago when you said elsewhere that your info was out of date, it gave me an idea for this site which is already kind of happening here! Enjoying it...

I never really thought about it, thought it a waste of money when there are free vids and pics easily found out there. But then recently read that more than one well-traveled FM :D uses these for making contacts, and like Lin, have been successful. But I am an internet novice at best and never had the gumption to start from scratch looking around. But now thanks to this thread, I have a place to start! Care to share which sites, Lin...?

Excellent question, SS. My hunch is he's just takin' a breather, possibly still in PP... If it'll make you sleep better at night, I'll see if I can't dig out his digits and give a holler...

Cheers. Thanks for noticing... When I first realized I'd be spending some time on these here forums and meeting people, for a couple reasons I thought about changing it. But I'm glad now I kept it... On another forum a while back I told the story of how I got that name. Good times... :D

We sure are looking forward to that, AB!!! :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: Hey, Jim, is it just the angle or the shots, or has Eye had at least one more nose job?

[up] Not sure if I know you, Lung, but I like you already! :D