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High Boss used to do road trips ...or was it another kind of trip ? To darkened rooms in another dimension .

The one in blue looks very familiar I'm hoping it isn't who I think it is . Edit - just watched the video don't know her .

I can picture a few guys from here (one in particular) now lurking around Jontiem trying to provoke the scariest ladyboys they find

Apparently tomatoes are very good for you Dave so you'll be fine

Quote of the year maybe the decade

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One left a big steaming log on my bedspread one time , could have lagged the pipes in the roof space with it it was that big . Problem was I never asked for it

Norwegian birdwatchers ? They definitely get a varied lot in Pattaya but that's a new one , takes all sorts I suppose .

A secret devil worshiping sect I heard .

Instructing someone to do something just because you've paid them like you own them is unfair and humiliating for any human being . However when they take the initiative and do something slightly kinky it comes as a pleasant surprise and it can be really erotic .

If you go to Soi VC at Second Road junction in the early hours of the morning you will see a little gang of ours milling around maybe half a dozen sometimes more . They are there for a reason don't give up hope dear boys !!!

Yes you most definitely are back after that liaison ,certainly a novel approach to get you over the jet lag

Sounds a good un ' Lance what's her name ?

As long as there's no hair on them . Good luck at your new venue Josh

Now thats what I call value !!!

This may be weird but I get no buzz at all until its time to go . In fact I only begin to look forward to things once the plane takes off . Nothing beats the feeling of touching down in BKK and smelling the warm air knowing you have it all in front of you .

Good man Dave See you soon I'll buy you 5000 bottles of Red Horse should still be less than £20

I would have it down as unforgettable ...its disgusting . Its funny how every country in South East Asia has great food apart from the Philippines . Best to stick to foreign food certainly in Angeles , Margarita Station is good with a good range of Thai and Chinese dishes , Tequila Reef Mexican restaurant is not bad and there's a little family run Thai place a little off the beaten track which is very good not sure the name of the place but EyeMakk knows it .

You were very drunk that night PD .

Dongtan Beach in Jontiem is a great spot for a romantic ol' devil like you Dave . Its a lot quieter than Pattaya and obviously the beach is far nicer , all the daytime deckchair vendors stay open for drinks and many have BBQ's it has a real nice relaxed vibe to it .

Put it down to heat exhaustion and the humidity it couldn't be the multiple litres of wine

Can you cook good tum yam kung ? Welcome Nana 69 .

That implies there could be more than one carafe over the course of the evening

Yes my thoughts entirely . At had been going downhill for years , I haven't been in a for a year or more I'll not lose any sleep tonight at its closing .

Unfortunately big mouths and small brains seem to go hand in hand . These people seem extensively to be English also , I'm not having a pop at my English friends here but I've yet to meet a Thailand moaner who wasn't from dear ol ' blighty . They all hark back to the good ol days before their country and culture was destroyed by immigrants , so their solution is to go and inflict their superior culture of bad fashion sense , foul language , all day drinking and general loudness on another country . I'm sure Pattaya is culturally richer for their imput .