Jimslim

Politicians are always out of touch with the masses . Next he'll be discovering the Beatles .

November the 7th it is then . Just as long as Farangbah provides the petrol bombs again

It makes me cringe when I overhear a guy talking to a Thai girl in a restaurant like they are a baby or a halfwit . Something along the lines of "where your friend go ? /we go your bar ? /tomorrow we go beach , you have bikini ? They are probably wondering why you are talking like that anyway . If someone can pick up the main part of a sentence they will understand it anyway without talking to them like they're thick . If they can understand me (someone who speaks quickly with a strong accent ) then they can understand anyone .

Oh Lordy !!!! I'd do him over the bonnet

Very interesting reading Ken and the breakfasts sound great . And here's me in Ireland with a big bowl of porridge every morning before work

I enjoy a next day chat with mates too having a laugh at the night before over breakfast , though after some of Donnykey's tales (complete with pictures) I couldn't look at the sausage on my plate again . Very true and Farangbah makes a valid point about a BM taking a shine to a girl then asking about customers and putting two and two together as to who's she's been with ........ pretty sad if you have to tell everyone on a forum about someone else's conquests . Unfortunately this seems to be the way of the world now , less and less privacy - guys posting your pictures on forums from their bar pics , idiots on Walking Street who walk around with a camcorder glued to their hand , Facebook , You Tube the lot . Best to fly under the radar as best you can , a gentleman never kisses and tells

This love starved heart of mine - by Marvin !!!! Classic stuff Katana - one of the best discoveries from the vaults of Motown . I couldn't believe it when I first heard it .... still can't - this tune still packs any dance floor and gets me a' spinnin' One of a very select few who could rival Marvin the late great Jackie Wilson

Fair point Its two o'clock in the morning and I haven't made my way back home .......

Society puts massive pressure on people to conform to what is commonly accepted as the norm . Anyone who steps outside the rules is treated as a bit different or eccentric or just plain weird in some quarters . Get married , have kids , get a mortgage , new car every few years , flat screen TV , Sky subscription , 2 weeks holiday in the same place every year , latest phone , watch mind numbing shit on TV every night ..... all the consumer madness - this is what is commonly accepted as "Normal " I applaud anyone who rejects that vision and who does their own thing . I know I'm seen as a little different by many of my friends , I wish I had a pound for every time I got " No word of you settling down again ? " I've lived that life and got out of it and am far happier now than I was back then . We will never be totally free but this is the closest we will get to doing what we want to do, we should grasp that chance with both hands and live life to the full because many will never get that chance .

Yep I have to agree , I remember reading a Trip Report on another forum where this guy described in graphic detail everything he did with a favourite of mine , the off putting thing was he posted pics of himself like he was "handsum man " or something .......... I know we should just put these things out of our minds because its inevitable it goes on , lets face it they will go with absolutely anyone . Anyone who doesn't believe that is kidding themselves . I never went with her again .

Good point , all I've got in common with them is a childlike sense of humour so I can have a laugh and enjoy the company of those that are not too serious . I still couldn't see any situation that could go beyond that my life is just so different to any Thai person . Any wonder though why we still seek out the company of other BM's ?

Well said , I've never seen the point of it all either its not as if the girls are hard to find when you get there I know the Holy Grail for some guys is getting a girl who isn't on the game but I would imagine that would create its own problems , it wouldn't be very nice to woo someone over a period of time and arrange to meet , make plans and promises then dump then again after a few hours or a night . The genuine ones would be upset at that I'm sure anybody would . For me picking up someone from a bar is easier all round there is no questions as to my intentions and no chance of confusion Like Rxpharm I wonder have some guys really thought it through , do they really know what they want ?

I watched a DVD recently of the Gothenberg team of the mid Eighties winning a European trophy with a team of part time players , old Sven was the manager too . A team of carpenters and factory workers etc etc .... real inspiring stuff and what the beautiful game is all about . Sadly that will never happen again .

I thought it was Dave Duke that's why I asked for the number .

Its been boring for years now .... whoever has the most money wins it . Gone are the good old days when a team had a good season with a good group of players and could actually win it .

Nope a little Samsung bad boy £6.99 in Tesco and double club card points

Got a phone number for that last one Dave ?

I doubt any ladyboy or anyone else would steal my phone , they wouldn't be seen dead with it .

What no place for this ?

Great story FB , it seems the lucky trousers came through again in the end .

The cake should be done as a scale model of that famous donkey dick . Have a great birthday Brucie baby wish I was with ya

Good lads ! I look forward to this

Oh yes and in a tight fitting Man U kit

A couple of interesting posts there Beijo and Sailor , well written .

I hope this doesn't apply to the motorbike taxi guys