Jimslim

You started out with a pretty bold statement there but I'm glad to see you can now admit that a least one of us is happy now. Me I've just been for a cycle along the riverbank in the spring sunshine , home for a quick snack then out later to play football with my mates . In between I'll go online and buy a few records I've been after I'm pretty busy most weekends Djing now . Not long to summer when I'll spend most weekends in the mountains ...ah the great Irish outdoors . I might even curse the British Royal family out loud secure in the certain knowledge that I won't get eight years hard labour for doing so . Life sure is shit ...when I'm tucked up all snug in my new bed with freshly changed sheets tonight I might dream of a 400 Baht room in Soi Buckaroo with faulty aircon

So it was YOU that left the puddle on the Jontiem baht bus ?

What colour is Guinness ?

You are basing that solely on your own experience . If someone offered me the chance to live out the rest of my life in Thailand now I wouldn't take it. To me Thailand is somewhere I holiday , I would like longer breaks there especially in winter but I couldn't live there . I'm a home bird .

I'm happy here even if I won the lottery I'd still live in Ireland its a beautiful country . Sure I'd like more holidays but you can't have it all . When I return from Thailand it takes me a week or two to adjust and settle but after that I'm fine , you can't beat the comfort of your own home and your own bed . I feel sorry for guys who spend their lives counting the days until they return to Thailand there is much more to life than that life is for living every day .

Too true . If you throw your money around you are no better thought off infact you are seen as a mug . I have a daily budget and with an ever falling exchange rate it gets further depleted I have to cut my cloth to suit .

Definitely a good line up in Lita's now as good as its been in a long long time . I love Litas Bar but the only problem is I can't go there for a quiet night , Lita always produces shots and cocktails and after that its 3 sheets to the wind ....ah well I suppose there are worse things in life

Taj Mahal ?

Instant wood !!!!! Hoo Haa !!!!

That would be Pond

Bow is a sweetheart well worth taking out for the night chaps .

A few years ago a ladyboy who shall remain nameless and I were getting ready to to out for the evening to Walking Street . She came out of the bathroom with just a skimpy top and underwear and high heels and slung her handbag over shoulder and that was her ready ...I had to do a double take . I asked her did she not want to wear a dress or skirt and she said no she wanted to look sexy . Later that night I was carrying her piggyback down Walking Street as she was mau mak mak a couple of young buckaroo's thought it would be smart to remind me that it might not be a bona fide lady hanging on to my neck . One of them shouted "Oi mate I don't like the look of the one you're fucking " To which I retorted "Well she's better looking than the one you're fucking " They both stopped and looked at each other quite bemused ...... and then the penny finally dropped ........

Yes normally Pattaya to Bangkok taxi's are a necessary evil and pretty uneventful but that one was strangely erotic .

EX ?

That is some picture . Pattaya has probably one of the highest proportion of "interesting" people per square mile than anywhere else on earth . I remember seeing a naked guy with just a cowboy hat on standing pissing into the oncoming traffic on Beach Road at 12 midday one day . Nothing surprises you in this crazy city .

You could be on to something there and I don't think its unique to the Thai bar scene . In my city I see people sitting in restaurants not taking and playing with their phones , ignoring the person facing them who is probably doing the same . People walk down the street with their heads down gazing into Facebook absorbed in reading what their friends had for breakfast totally oblivious to the real world around them .

Yes let me elaborate As my handsome friend will agree we were refused entry to the said disco because we were in the company of two respectively dressed LBs , apparently they didn't allow them though we did see some giving a backhander to the door staff and getting in , The girls were upset and to be honest I wish I had of done more , they were wankers .

What a disgrace . Same as the old one - No Dogs No Blacks No Irish .

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Times must be be very tough if Indian tailors are hanging out at Coconut Bar .

Yes I think he is, apparently he has a YouTube page where he does impersonations of that Irish legend Daniel O'Donnell . It is a cracking accent though and yes people do talk like that especially in the Derry direction , when someone from there say's the word one as in " I'll have one please " it is pronounced waaaannn . Speaking of Daniel O'Donnell I remember reading a few years back that Barack Obama planned to acknowledge the part he had played in American history when he visited Dublin . I had to do a double take but he was in fact referring to Daniel O Connell who was a strong advocate for abolishing slavery and not the County Donegall warbler .

And there's me thinking all Americans wanted to be Irish

What a load of piffle ! Next thing he will be accusing them of stealing his invisible watch collection .

Did they agree with him ?

Its a good destination for us because there's lots of ladyboys with good attitudes looking for customers . They come to Thailand because they can't get the customers at home and have obviously heard that ladyboy lovers flock to Thailand