More Darwin Award contenders

[Hefe]

Two low-level lackeys at a financial firm learned their boss was leaving town for a vacation — so they decided it would be a blast to break into her penthouse and throw a party, police sources said.

Things were going great until the transgender hooker they hired for kicks cleaned the place out of $30,000 worth of high-end goods......

 

http://nypost.com/2014/09/13/transsexual-hooker-parties-then-robs-penthouse-cops/

 

And the punch line to this story is the pro they hired name is Ezekiel Dicks.

[JaiDee]

 

 

And the punch line to this story is the pro they hired name is Ezekiel Dicks.

 

 

   2 things; first, Ezekial Dicks?  Really?   It would be hard to find a better name for a TS hooker!

 

   And.......the owner of this condo.....away from her place from July 1st until September 1st......who the hell can afford to leave a pricey NYC condo in the middle of the summer and go somewhere else?

[pdogg]

I'd rather jump off a Pattaya condo

 

 

A 65-yar-old woman jumped into a crocodile farm in Samut Prakarn province and was killed by crocodiles.

 

The woman was later identified as  an employee of an ice-making shop in Nakon Romklao central market in Minburi, Bangkok.

 

The incident happened September 12 but was revealed today on Facebook account of Banchong Chivamongkolkarn who said his relatives were told by Samut Prakarn police that the 65-year-old victim fell into the crocodile pond in the Samut Prakarn crocodile farm and zoo and she was torn into pieces by crocodiles.

 

The relatives of the victim went to the farm and asked to see video footage from the farm with condition that the news must be kept confidential and no legal action be taken against the farm.

 

The relatives agreed and the video footage was then shown to them.

 

The video footage showed the body of the woman falling into the concrete pond and lying still on the floor. As soon as someone  trying to use stick to pull her out, many crocodiles came and dragged her into the water and then torn up her body in two parts.

 

Police said they suspected the woman committed suicide as she took off her shoes before jumping into the pond.

 

Relatives later said The woman was in grief sorrow a few days earlier and went missing from home two days before she was found to go into the farm and decided to end her life by jumping to the crocodile pond.

http://englishnews.thaipbs.or.th/woman-jumps-crocodile-farm-suicide-bid/

[Hefe]

I like the detail that she didn't want her shoes to get ruined.

[Pdoggg]

 

Southern insurgents accidentally triggered their own powerful homemade bomb aimed at harming security officials in the deep South killing at least one of them and injuring two other.

 

The deafening explosion was heard in Raman market about one kilometre away at 1.15 am near Kilometre markers 31-32 on Highway 4066  between Kotabaru and Raman.

 

Security officials comprising soldiers, police and district volunteers rushed to the scene at Ban Pingjuenuerae village in Tambon Kayuboko.

 

They found a 1.25 metres deep and two metres wide hole caused by the powerful bomb, and also human parts and blood stained clothes scattered around the hole.

 

An ID card of a youth identified as Mr Komaruszaman Dengsamae, 25, was found at the scene, and also a security pass allowing a motorcycle bearing Narathiwat licence plate to enter government offices in Narathiwat.

 

Security officials said the bomb weighed at least 10 kilogrammes could cause the hole of this size.

 

They believed at least three insurgents were either killed or injured when the bomb accidentally went off while they were trying to plant it to harm security vehicles which regularly passed the scene every morning.

 

All hospitals were alerted of the injured insurgents might be coming to receive treatment.

http://englishnews.thaipbs.or.th/southern-insurgents-killed-and-injured-by-own-bomb

[Pdoggg]

Man Dies Urinating Near Electricity Pole, Police Say

 

BANGKOK — Severe burns on the body of a man found dead in southwest metro Bangkok this morning have led police to conclude he was electrocuted to death as he urinated next to an electrical pole.

 

Sanngud Muenthamai, a 59-year-old security guard of a nearby construction firm, was found dead on a canal bank in Samut Sakhon province, half in the water, with extensive burns to the left side of his body and with his pants lowered. Part of the dead man’s left index finger was burned away.

 

Police Lt. Pitipat Yodkhum said police were called to the scene this morning.

 

A colleague said Sanngud was likely on his way to Rama II Road to take a bus home after work when he must have felt the call of nature, so he walked down to the canal bank next to the utility post.

 

An official from the provincial electric authority arrived to cut the power but declined to identify a cause of the man's death pending autopsy. The officer urged people not to go close to any electric post situated near water  or a wet area for safety reasons.

 

http://www.khaosodenglish.com/detail.php?newsid=1443765461