deepthroat Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 "30% of suicides by males between age 12 and 20 are attributed to auto erotic asphyxiation." Have I been missing out on all the fun? Have any of you ever actually done this? (No - not suicide. You know what I meant). Quote Link to comment
SiamSam Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I know a few people who would be happy to choke you. 1 Quote Link to comment
pacman Posted November 23, 2012 Share Posted November 23, 2012 I know a few people who would be happy to choke you. You mean people like Nancy? Quote Link to comment
KenW Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I'm disappointed there's no data on the number or % of geriatric faggot Australian males who haven't masturbated since they were about 15. Quote Link to comment
pacman Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 Don't be disappointed Ken. That number is not hard to find. There's a grand total of one. Congratulations on being a member of the most exclusive club in the world... Quote Link to comment
deepthroat Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 I know a few people who would be happy to choke you. Ok, that made me laugh out loud Sam. Well done. Quote Link to comment
JaiDee Posted November 24, 2012 Share Posted November 24, 2012 "4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation to sex". I am with them, for sure. It's cheaper, easier, can do it whenever we want, no one has to see you make that goofy face and hear the weird noises when you finally give it up, and no uncomfortable feelings in trying to get someone to leave your hotel room. Hell, after I passed 45 or so I noticed that half the time I was having sex with someone in Thailand, whether a Thai or a Scandinavian tourist, I had to pull out my dick to jack off anyway, after 30 minutes or so of hardcore sweating and hard work. I finally realized all I had to do was cut out the middle-woman and could save myself a lot of trouble. Quote Link to comment
pdogg Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 There's something very relaxing about having sex with yourself. You don't have to please anybody but yourself. I guess that's part of the appeal of P4P sex. In theory, you pay and you don't have to worry too much about the needs of your partner. But I think in practice we are concerned with the feelings and comfort of our P4P partner aiming for a shared experience. Quote Link to comment
williethepimp Posted November 27, 2012 Share Posted November 27, 2012 Masturbation?......... at least its sex with someone you love! I remember once lying for what seemed like hours next to the frigid woman i 'd married....eventually I tugged one off ,and when i was about to cum, kneeling up on the bed,very quietly so as not to disturb her,then jizzed all over her hair! She slept on,blissfully unaware........maybe one of the best cums of my life...... I wonder what she thought next day when she came to brush her hair?....... 2 Quote Link to comment
Kahuna Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 I wonder what she thought next day when she came to brush her hair?....... There's Something About Mary... A new kind of hair gel... Quote Link to comment
SiamSam Posted November 28, 2012 Share Posted November 28, 2012 More volume however less bounce. Quote Link to comment
Lefty Posted November 29, 2012 Author Share Posted November 29, 2012 Masturbation?......... at least its sex with someone you love! I remember once lying for what seemed like hours next to the frigid woman i 'd married....eventually I tugged one off ,and when i was about to cum, kneeling up on the bed,very quietly so as not to disturb her,then jizzed all over her hair! She slept on,blissfully unaware........maybe one of the best cums of my life...... I wonder what she thought next day when she came to brush her hair?....... Thanks for sharing that story Willy. The best laugh I've had in a while. Quote Link to comment
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