Mr. Nice I presume? My name is Suave. Mr. Suave.

[Rom]

This TR will be about a month-long trip I am about to undertake in the PH and the title meaning will become apparent in due time.

For now I am in Pattaya and I will just make a quick recap with a few pics:

I got here 5 days ago and will stay 3 more and then fly to Manila.  I am staying at the P-Plus Hotel right off Buakhao as recommended by PDoggg and I am very pleased with the modern accommodation and especially the fast steady internet.  I paid no more than 20something euros/night including buffet breakfasts for 2.  The rooms are small but my bed is king size which leaves a narrow strip to get in and out on the side. It has a pool and a good cheaply priced restaurant.  Although I can't see the sea from my room as I've always strived for in Patts I am likely to come back to this hotel for the convenience of the location.  Sissywise I have porked 3 so far as follows:

Night 1 -  If you recall my last TR just before I left Patts for the airport I had spotted what looked like a pair of farm fresh sissy twins who I had not the time to chat, let alone do a 3some with.  So the first thing I did my first night was go right back there and see if they were around but they were not. Have since passed by 3 or 4 times and they still weren't there.  Nor was my secret lust BBW MILF with humongous tits that works at the adjacent bar... Then I went to Cindy's to check on Lily who had told me she'd be in Cambodja and that appears indeed to be the case and I will not see her this trip.

I also mentioned on my last TR how I had met a sweet sissy very diligent and horny in bed who begged me to fuck her to orgasm and afterwards held my cock in her hand all night.  So absent the twins, the macromastia BBW and Lily I went straight for her and it was more of the same.

Night 2 -  As much as she made me feel the GFE all nightlong, my friend left around noon and never came back for daytime shagging.  I don't know exactly how it happened but around 11 PM she ended up joining me for the night without me paying a barfine.  Wonder if that caused her to say she could not sleep with me the following night.

Night 3 - was party night at Emmy's and I would have taken my GFE sissy along if she hadnt predeclined me.  So I wanted to take one that would impress the Emmy crowd and I almost got Fang to come along.  Almost.  After saying yes she changed her mind and made me feel she did not want my company or business.  Prior to asking Fang I had asked Manaw (Miss Delirious runner up to Fang) and she had said yes while I bought her the drink and then she saw Fang decline me and did likewise.  I ended up taking an elderly Botox-enhanced Chaiapoom sissy who I had taken to the previous Emmy's party along with a twinky sissy from the same bar I was tapping and who has also since left Pattaya.  I also thought it would be a nice thing to do to bring Sara who used to work at Emmy's and now works at Sin City on Soi Honey.   However she jacked up her barfine to 1000 baht (instead of 500) and I still took her, but will not be doing so again with a sissy I have no plans to sleep with, which is the case with Sara who is disfigured by the plastic.

I ended up sleeping with the elderly sissy who turned out to be an avid asslicker and a latch on.

Night 4 - I like it when they want to latch on and see it as a sign of motivation for sex which was the case with this sissy. So she stayed all day in the room eating ass and at night I took her partying in Walking Street.

Night 5 -  I had to get rid of the latch on because honestly I am not attracted to plastic surgery sissies and it pained me just to look at her.  Her ID says she is 27 but to me she looks like she is 40.  Her body though is very skinny toned and muscular which I would have relished more if it wasnt for the face.  She was cutting me an incredible LT rate, tossing my salad around the clock even did my laundry but I had to shake her off.  That face sorry.  Plus her cock was quite big which would have been a plus if not for the phimosis and associated smell...

So I went on the prowl and took my chance on one of the sissies who hang out at the Chayapoom bookstore massage parlor who instantly gave me a good LT rate.  It was still early so I took her to Bon Bar, then to play pool at Petesie's and watch the ManU-ManC, then to the late night market across the Wat for gift shopping, then to my room. Contrary to the previous one, this sissy was all about NOT licking ass while having hers licked.  She also had a phimosis cock... But she was very much my type of tall skinny femboy and an eager bottom so I got every penny of my money's worth up her rectum.  To her utmost credit and my utmost pleasure, while being fucked she gifted me with continuous self-puckered contractions of her anus, something not many of the sissies and GGs I have buttfucked in my life ever did.  If I had been younger I would have ejaculated from those contractions without having to pump... but I am not young and after 4 days and 4 nights of buggery I had to use lefty's sister to bring on the pina colada.  Afterwards I could tell she wanted to go and made her the Rom proposal:  Leave now but get only half the agreed LT rate.  She accepted. They all do.

Just one update on Bon Bar:  I am glad I gave them the 2024 Bar of the Year Romscar.  I counted 12 sissies and in just one month since I was last there they have at least 5 new ones, including one I wanted to barfine but she asked 4K for LT.   The owner likes me and treats me well but seems jealous I go to other bars.  Tiger Woods is not looking my way.  Wonder what I did wrong to her?  Maybe I will go back tonight and bag the 4K one at half price, now that she has seen I am an established player.

Sorry this already is longer and took me longer than I thought.  I hate TR-posting without pics, especially on the OP, but ran out of time and will post the pics tomorrow or after in a new post...  thanks for reading.  cheers.

[Pdoggg]

11 hours ago, Rom said:

she stayed all day in the room eating ass

Saves on the restaurant bills Khun Suave!  

 

[Rom]

LOL PDoggg.  Where did you dig that up?   What greatly surprised me is that the above "Rico Suave" 1990 song name is exactly the same as the 2003 PH movie character Mr. Suave, which is one of the names I am known as in the PH.  I was planning to introduce him only later in the TR... but here is the essence of it

Mr. Suave 2003 movie -  Rico Suave (starring Vhong Navarro) is known to his friends as the lady's man of the group... romantic comedy with shenanigans galore.

See if you can find the movie's theme song on youtube...

 

[Pdoggg]

On 4/7/2025 at 6:50 PM, Rom said:

the lady's man of the group.

The Sissies of the Fields are eagerly awaiting the return of Mr Suave!  

 

[Rom]

PDoggg You keep digging up Mr Suave alternatives that are not THEE Mr. Suave iconic music video.  I'll post it later.  This one above looks like a lady in drag and I will learn her some of her choreography moves for when I go on the karaoke stage, which on the PH party circuit is inevitable.

In fact I am already in Manila and in my last 2 Patts nights (after the OP) I buggered 2 more sissies, one was the Duangjai prima ballerina delicate beauty but strictly business with me.  That made for a total body count of 6 sissies in 7 days, only 1 of whom wanted to latch on, 2 others stayed the night and the other 3 were strictly ST and good riddance. One of them was the best buttfuck of my life, the one who made vacuum suction motions with her sphincter followed by gaping winks giving my pecker all kinds of intense pulls and releases.  I have buggered other sissies and GGs who also attempted such moves but with far less grip and cadence.  For the most part bottoms just slide their asses back and forth on my rod.  I wish I  had another go at that sissy but she did not show any interest in getting my repeat business and i did not go look for her.

Here in Manila I am shacking up with a native GG half my age.  She is no beauty queen but has a very cuddly constitution and really seems to enjoy my company.

I find myself struggling with computer and internet issues, so writing this TR is more of a chore than I'd like and will probably only come back next week.  Here are some assorted pics of Patts over the last week.

[Pdoggg]

Great pics Rom!

6 sissies in 7 days!   Resting up for the PH?   

If you are with any older MILFs in Manila they might remember this song. (Most forum members will hate this song)

 

[seven]

18 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

(Most forum members will hate this song)

Don't know why you say that! Great lyrics!

[flintarcher]

22 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

If you are with any older MILFs in Manila they might remember this song. (Most forum members will hate this song)

That was the Philippines bargirls national anthem in 2004-2005.  I don't love the song but it made the girls dance and happy.

 

[Rom]

Yes 20 years ago the Spageti Song by the Sexbomb Girls was on non-stop in Angeles in what may well have been the town's all-time mongering peak in terms of bars and bargirls.  It's been downhill since.  I got here yesterday and a couple more Walking Street bars seem closed and the rest are operating on fewer and fewer not particularly attractive 30+ yos.  Sissywise though it's improved and last night there were as many street sissies as I have ever seen and the police was not hounding them.

But first let me start with my arrival in Manila where I stayed 4 nights in the company of one and only one GG who gave me the total GFE.  Not the youngest or hottest one but pleasantly curvy petite and a giggly disposition that cheers me up.  There is nothing she will not do in bed if I ask and that includes massages and soft dick BJs for as long as I lay there. 

Other than that I just want to Manila-update that you can no longer catch a regular white taxi at the NAIA Terminal 3 airport and are left at the mercy of the limo services 1000 pesos upwards or the official yellow taxis which would not be expensive if they used the meters on the proper setting but tend to accelerate them.  I managed to negotiate upfront a fare of 500 pesos with one of those yellow taxis while a metered white taxi would not have cost more than 300.  Next time I will go upstairs to departures and try to negotiate a fare with one of the white taxis depositing passengers.

Yesterday I negotiated another taxi fare from Manila to Angeles (3000 pesos including tolls) and picked up with the local sissies where I had left off. But nothing went as planned and the night closed on a stressful note:

The sissy I had intended to make my primary interest this trip said she was traveling, offered to come by before the trip if I sent her transportation money but I did not like the rushed feel to it.  I passed.  And now she is mad at me.

In contrast, another of my main local sissies rushed to the hotel and we spent the afternoon together rekindling carnal knowledge but she dodged being buggered which I did not expect as in all our previous interactions she was an eager willing gapeable bottom.  Today she seems to have changed her mind but we did not get around to doing it.

At night I held court at Phillies where I counted more than 25 sissies outside including some new cute ones I had not seen before.  I ended up picking a very well-groomed attractive one and took her to Megadance but in the room she was a disaster bordering on hostility.  She all but refused sex and just lay there.  I knew I had a problem in my hands and sure enough she demanded more money than agreed regardless of the fact that she did not perform.  I had trouble getting her out of the room and then out of the hotel and ended up paying her more so as not to have a scene and be seen as a problematic guest.  You see the hotel (Orchid Inn) has been very tolerant of me and the fact that I routinely sleep 4 or 5 sissies in my room and they never told me anything or charged me.  So it's paramount that I don't pick problematic ones and stay on the hotel staff's good side..

Having said that, today during the day I had 4 friendly sissies at the pool and then in my room and it all went smooth.  I will post some pics of them tomorrow to cheer things up.  For today just a pic of my Manila GG and the well groomed sissy bitch yesterday I never want to see again.

[flintarcher]

3 hours ago, Rom said:

and witnessed that the Dollhouse AC's most iconic gogo had closed

Needed to happen has been A shadow of its former self.  Had some great times in Doll house back in it's 24 hour a day operations.

 

4 hours ago, Rom said:

Sissywise though it's improved and last night there were as many street sissies as I have ever seen and the police was not hounding them.

Good to hear 

 

Good old kokomoz and A pretty ladyboy.  My idea of A good night.  Hope to see more AC/Philippines pics

 

[Pdoggg]

13 hours ago, flintarcher said:

kokomoz

Sitting on the rail at Kokomos is a good vantage point to surveil the passing girls!   

Rom, hope you find a more agreeable sissies than the "extra money girl". 

[Rom]

21 hours ago, Rom said:

 the Dollhouse AC's most iconic gogo had closed. 

 Sissywise though it's improved and last night there were as many street sissies as I have ever seen and the police was not hounding them.

2 CORRECTIONS:

The Dollhouse is NOT closed.  It was padlocked closed when I got here Sunday, but yesterday was open for business.  GGswise a shadow of its former glory but still open and with perhaps as many dancers as you are going to find these days...

My first night I saw 25+ sissies in the vicinity of Phillies but last night I only saw 10.  Where did the other ones go?   They were not up and down on Walking Street.   A handful hang out in the Santos corner.  The only other place I know they concentrate is at Clark across the Marriott to snare the Koreans.  I guess the street sissy count situation is not as improved as I initially assessed with the police not chasing them...

 

3 hours ago, Pdoggg said:

Rom, hope you find a more agreeable sissies than the "extra money girl". 

Thanks boss.  Unfortunately another one went goofy on me.  Came back at me the day after saying I had to give her more money after she learned how much I gave her bestie I spent the night with.  She did not do much more than jerking off assisted by me and in the end I gave her as much money as I gave the 3 other sissies who played the game where I have my eyes banded and they sit on my face and I guess which one I'm choking on.  I told the greedy bitch I'd give her 1000 to fuck off my life for good, but when she came get it at the hotel she wanted another 1000 and again threatened to complain to the police if I did not pay her.  I said go ahead I have witnesses I paid, including the hotel doorman who saw me give her the 1000 which is what he makes in 3 days.  I wasn't so much concerned with the police but with the tension it causes at the hotel.  2 duds in 2 days.  The hotel treats me like a prince and allows me to host as many sissies as I want at no extra charge.  But more situations like this and they will inevitably pull my ears and possibly cut off my all-I-can-eat sissies.  I recall that prior to covid this hotel did not even allow sissies.  I want to keep staying here.

The sissy bitch in question is an old acquaintance I featured here in the Board before under the moniker "Snow White".  I had met her in a remote island off Samar and subsequently paid for a trip for her to come to Manila and she bamboozled me into also paying for her mother to come plus food money and taxis.  She stayed with me but was a bit of a disappointment and kept nagging me for cash.  PG said I was a sucker for going along.  2 years later she is a prosti here in Angeles and last night she hitched to my posse and was fun at first but did not end well for me as just told.  The other sissies since told me she is crazy and don't like her.  In fact 2 of them quietly left the group last night so they would not put up with her.  At that pint I also had no inclination to let her sleep the night so took only the remaining sissy of the 4.   Snow White is the one with the bolt-ons in the pictures I am posting below of them hanging out at my hotel pool and then at the room yesterday.  No comments necessary I think.  My main Angeles sissy John Lennon is on her way from the province. Stay tuned.

[RHH33]

Oh how much I enjoy reading the tales of Rom/Mr. Nice/Mr. Rico Suave...   So well written that you can imagine yourself there (oh how I wish), and pictures accompany the text that allow you to see and not have to imagine the scene.  Thank you Rom!

[flintarcher]

6 hours ago, Rom said:

when she came get it at the hotel she wanted another 1000 and again threatened to complain to the police if I did not pay her. 

Yeah AC ladyboys will steal and some will try to extort.  Tell them call the police.  I'll suggest to them that they shave your head.  Not sure of they still do shave ladyboys they did back in early mid 2000's.  

 

6 hours ago, Rom said:

2 duds in 2 days.

Welcome to AC post 2015.  Girls also but ladyboys for sure.

 

Outstanding pictures thanks for taking the effort to share them.

If the girl in the back had A good attitude and was fun I would snatch her up and take her to the beach for A week.  Would enjoy A week of watching her lay on the beach.

 

 

 

 

[Rom]

Thanks @RHH33  for your kinds words.  Yes "Mr. Suave" is myself but I am not "Mr. Nice" who is another punter a legendary one at that who arrives here in town after tomorrow for the ultimate sissy masters showdown.  Mr. Suave's cunningness, cash and humongous dick against Mr. Nice's youth, rugged good looks and good heart.  Something has to give.

Thanks also @flintarcher.  Yes the barangay cops used to shave the sneaky sissies heads and they still do I know one who got the shearing (and slapping) earlier this year for pimping an underage GG.  But I will keep your suggestion in mind if a policeman ever comes to collect on behalf of a sissy I will just double the bounty for the cop in exchange for him shaving the extorting sissy's hair.  Now this underscores the importance of never messing around with an underage sissy or one without ID because then the extorting stakes could go much higher and it's no longer a matter of the fair market value for a fuck.  As far as I know I never heard the underage+police setup happening here in AC with sissies, but I know it happens with GGs.  In Pattaya it happens a lot according to what we see on the Pattaya Mail and that's only the ones who don't pay the extorsion bribe.  But I digress.  Just to add that the extorting sissy bitch likely also stole the vaping contraption of one of the other sissies who says she left it on my room vanity.  That's a lot of money for a street sissy.  Wonder if the bitch also pilfered any of my stuff laying around I might never even notice...

Back to the TR:  Another day, another sissy, another situation.  This one is not about the cash.  In fact she says she does not want any (yeah right!)  It's about a CGFE (crazy girlfriend experience).  Yesterday I hitched a very feminine sissy with a thick cock I had spotted the night before and who after an hour in the sack declared she was in love with me and wants me to be her bf.  She is very curvy like a young stocky white girl and very passionate in bed although somewhat bossy in that she scripts the sex to her gender-conforming specs and for now I find it wise to go along for the sake of maintaining her motivation which is quite lustful as it is in particular her masterful maximum-suction BJs.  Last night she got really drunk at the karaoke joint and I had to activate myself into sissy-management mode and call it a night to bring her to the hotel and put her to sleep before a scene or a tussle with the other sissies ensued.  I ended up falling asleep with her after taking some liberties and pics with her drunken body.  Only later at night did the 3 other sissies joined for a sleepover and honestly I don't know how long the hotel is going to keep letting me sleep 4-5 guests to a room every night ...  As I write this at 2 PM with the laptop on my gut, the CGFE is fast asleep with her head on my inner left thigh like a pillow which positions her nose and mouth touching my cock presently limp from so much exertion since I got here 72 hours ago.  The other 3 sissies are in the pool (or so I hope! not in other hotel guests' rooms) and I can sense they are jealous of how much attention I am giving the newcomer to the group.  The skinny ethnic looking sissy who slept with me the previous night wanted to join us last night also but I had do send her away... pained me to do so, but have to limit the intake.  As you see with multi-sissies come multi-responsibilities.

Other than that, John Lennon (my main AC sissy who looks like the beloved departed Beatle) got here yesterday from her hometown  3 hours away and I sense she is disappointed that our reunion was sidetracked by the CGFE sissy who happened to coincide that this is our first time together and it's all about the novelty for me.  Notwithstanding that, I slept between the plastered CGFE and John Lennon and gave the latter's cock plenty of attention during the night.  I think you can tell the overall vibe from the pics below, as well as who the CGFE sissy is.  I had given her some recognition money for her afternoon company and she spent it right away on the slutty outfit.  It was just another day at the office for Mr. Suave.

 

[Rom]

On 4/12/2025 at 12:26 PM, Pdoggg said:

 

 

Howdy there PD.  Check out last night's rendition of your aforementioned hit song by my drunken band of sissies:

[ mp4 file:  hit PLAY at the bottom left hand corner ]

 

 

[Pdoggg]

5 hours ago, Rom said:

It was just another day at the office for Mr. Suave.

 

Looks like you turned things around Mr Suave!     

Did you bring the Songkran gun from Pattaya or did you get it in the Philippines?

[Rom]

Yes I brought 2 water guns from Pattaya.  One of them is to deposit at my upstairs neighbor to water my herbs from above while I am traveling... in the meantime, the sissies are playing with them.

A couple days went by that I did not find the time to TR, not that I lack time just focus.  The other monger I call Mr. Nice got here as scheduled and a couple of the sissies in my posse were smitten by him but he passed on them.  He is 20 years younger than me and has a different modus operandi and is more of a one-sissy man he likes to sweep off their feet with a monogamous game play made more effective by the contrast with my debauched polygamy.  He seems to have hitched a sissy of his own, one I did not know.  I believe Mr. Nice is doing a TR in the dark board so you can get his version of events there and fact check mine.  Other than that he is a swell pal and we have outlined a pretty special upcountry trip and got the wheels already.

Yesterday was Holy Friday and we (Mr Nice + my 3 remaining sissies) went to a nearby city where they reenact the Passion of Christ with plenty of self-flagellation and heavy Crosses carrying.  In years past some locals would pierce their hands through as if they had been nailed to the cross.  I saw that with my own eyes 15+ years ago, but yesterday did not.  The goriest were the dudes with their backs in the flesh bleeding from the self-whipping.  Below some pics.  I think Mr. Nice took more and better ones so look' em up in his TR.  My specialty is pics of naked sissies in group sex situations but today is not the time to post them along with the Passion of Christ.  And speaking of naked sissies I shook off one featured above ("CGFE") who was acting to sassy and pushing me into going steady.  Not a chance.  She also made the capital sin of bringing crystal meth into my room and smoking it in the toilet with one of the other sissies.  It was late in the night and I did not want scenes and let her sleep with us, but in the morning told her not to come back...

Happy Easter y'all.

 

 

[Pdoggg]

57 minutes ago, Rom said:

My specialty is pics of naked sissies in group sex situations but today is not the time to post them along with the Passion of Christ. 

If they nailed you to the cross, you could joyfully reminiscence the thousands of sissies you've bedded!

 

[Rom]

It's Easter Day today.  Happy Easter.

[Pdoggg]

6 hours ago, Rom said:

It's Easter Day today.  Happy Easter.

 

Three delectable Easter bunnies!   

[Rom]

and here is 2 more Easter bunnies going at it LIVE from Phillies...

(hit PLAY)

 

[Pdoggg]

Balikatan joint USA=Filipino military exercises begin today.  But a mole has penetrated enemy lines.  There is an active search for Mr Suave with the aim of curtailing further penetration.

[Pulci Gorgon]

On 4/15/2025 at 12:29 PM, Rom said:

  

PG said I was a sucker for going along. 

 

I don’t remember calling you a sucker, and I really don’t think I did. I was just annoyed that she was wasting your time and money, treating you like some newbie on the scene. It left me with that sinking feeling—like, is that seriously the best there is?
Anyway, I’m genuinely glad you told her not to come back.

 

On 4/19/2025 at 1:53 PM, Rom said:

 The other monger I call Mr. Nice got here as scheduled .

Snoop Dawg I presume ?

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She also made the capital sin of bringing crystal meth into my room and smoking it in the toilet with one of the other sissies. 

Sad.

 

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It was late in the night and I did not want scenes and let her sleep with us, but in the morning told her not to come back...

Well done

[Pulci Gorgon]

On 4/20/2025 at 7:55 AM, Rom said:

It's Easter Day today.  Happy Easter.

Respect for religion? You? Please. The only miracle is that the bigots from you-know-where haven’t tried to exorcise you yet.