thaibound

i've lived the last 30 years in southern california (not counting the 30 months in SE Asia), yet this quiz nails me to 3 places, all east of the mississippi. one of them within 60 miles of where i spent my first 20 years... you can take the boy out of the country, but don't call me late for supper. of course i could probably retake it to say i spent my whole life in new hampshire, but jaidee made me promise not to cheat.

i never come to thailand *intending* to spend a month in pattaya but i do enjoy some conversation over my beer and chips and since most of my friends in thailand simply refuse to go elsewhere, here i am again. so...maybe we can make a pact? let's pretend huahin (or koh chang or samui or anyfuckingplace but pattaya) is pattaya for just one month each year. and then i can visit my friends there. i might be delusional (i can't remember) but i'm thinking that where ever we go, that for which we come to pattaya now, will almost certainly follow. but just in case i'm wrong, maybe we should try it for one week first time around. and if you guys choose the first week of february for the let's-call-it-pattaya-for-a-week test --can you choose a town with a cool bar that features a really great big screen and cheap food and open at 6am? and maybe next door to an lb massage parlor? ah, fuck it. where do i get my "i love pattaya-- it's got culture" tshirt? the one with the pic of the petri dish on the back.

i don't see any tatts. can't be an lb, sorry bb.

i wonder...if my years living amongst the ginger caucasians of the Western world had introduced me to a few of these exceptional young things, might i never had made it to asia in the first place...?

that would depend on whether you were looking for a short-time or a lifetime.

an excellent evening indeed. i hadn't seen donnnnny since guess bar was in its legendary soi 1 location and we shot pool with two of the all-time great beauties as our partners. memories... many thanks to the staff. and the mystery guacamole chef. hope the birthday girl enjoyed the party as much as we did. btw, i believe we'll be doing a little post-game review this evening at PBG

what a relief. i thought this was a thread about the morbidly obese fucker in the next seat over.

when next you see brother67, do please tell him i hope he'll join me in a round or two of links libres, and with apologies for the lingering mystery of my return date, he should meantiime feel free to hit all my balls in the lake and loan out my spikes as he sees fit. and yes, yea unwashed masses, these are golfing terms and in no way should innuendo of any sort be inferred. (now where the hell is that emoticon of tiger backing into that hard gusher the lame stream media described as a "firehydrant"?)

how does his being (or not being) a "former CIA agent" relate to the crime, much less warrant stealing the lead in both reports? in the first report he was a 74-year old American stabbed while "in his apartment". in the second he was a 73-year old Russian-American stabbed "in a street robbery". but both concur he is "reportedly", "believed to be" former CIA. maybe it was the "I am not with the CIA anymore" teeshirt.

play nice mr. Duke and maybe Sam will let you share the the view from the *other* lesser-known Bell limo service http://www.bellhelicopter.com/

unfortunately, Lefty's 2011 observation still holds true, especially in the provinces, but in the more cosmopolitan oases of manila and cebu these de riguer play-accessories can be found at all my favorite places (then again, if they didn't have them, they wouldn't be my favorites): in manila check out the oxford suites (makati) and some selected apartments at SEA near MOA (but ask before you rent as each unit has been individually remodeled by its owner!); in cebu stay at harolds hotel, the quest, or -- on mactan island near the airport -- the lovely but not particulary convenient -- goldberry suites. but avoid the otherwise appealing crown regency which doesn't even have handheld showerheads to substitute for the bumgun. the hh bidet/bumgun might not replace a good enema as prep for in-depth penetration, but for the neatfreak oralists among us who prefer to dine at a squeaky clean cafe, there is no substitute. reminding me again how insane i find it that the otherwise awesome DIG in bangkok has not been properly outfitted to accomodate proclivities which abound about the nana area. but....TIT. and so it goes.

and if you succeed, it will have been one helluva last supper

i have to agree, kudos to bigtel... though perhaps if the particular rear end depicted had been a bit smaller -- or better yet, anorexic -- i might have had a clearer memory of it...

a too-long half-decade ago i was offered an all-i-can-eat buffet for the current price of a ST in BKK. to describe the repast as delicious would be an absurd understatement and my 100% tip seemed paltry enough compliment to the chef. one of the most beautiful lb's in the world at that time, she's now a post-op, who i last saw more than a year ago over dim sum at central festival in pattaya, hosted by the very gentlemanly rxpharm. iif i said her face is more beautiful than her ass i doubt anyone would believe me, so i'll just say they are...equally sufficient reasons, rukki, to launch a thousand ships, much less leave your room.

i believe... if you were to pan right, you'd see a 7/11 and then the Evergreen. pan left and you'll see the rear entrance to the new pool hall in the middle of the old Avenue.

point taken my friend, lol actually found her on thaifriendly, met first for coffee at starbucks. apparently her unusually good grasp of english left her susceptible to my charming wordplay and inimitable wit. or it was low season.

i shall pray you refer to my avatar's bum and not my own , in which case i believe you are flashing back all the way to that other forum which no longer lets me read my own TR's or look at my old photos, which includes that original and never-copyrighted avatar.

2 options: 1. write more good special not same not-you write so not-you no can steal so much for be rich more from not what not-you do first (copyright ) 2. heed the suggestion capping ernest becker's pullitzer prize-winning 'the denial of death' and -- with no expectation of reward whilst breathing upon this spinning orb -- just toss your 'gift' into 'the void'. (no fucking copyright )

hmmm why you say that sir duke? i can barely remember 40 yet she had no trouble smiling for a delightful couple hours with me... making her an easy recommend to all the more gentlemanly hobbyists hereabouts.

a claustrophobia-free diving holiday? count me in.

so i'm wondering... are these newhalf goddesses the most appealing, erotic, beautiful of all the ladyboys/tgirls/shemales on the planet? or they do they just appear that way to me because nary a one has ever graced my prenuptial bed? or both...

ken, that suggestion is so gay. but then, this whole thread is soooo gay. you'd never catch me posting on it, that's for sure. after all, i only like ladyboys because they are "fascinating" and "free to express themselves" -- in bed.

i don't know nothin bout no photography but those are some incredibly edible little asses you captured there. thanks Mac.

agreed. and i thought i was the only anorexic-loving monger to come out here. glad to see i'm not alone in my concept of perfection which i shall now name "Chulig".

absolutely agree with rxp. but... when you write to a PH LB whose online dating profile proclaims she wants only 'true love' and tell her you can only offer a good time--and a little generosity--in many cases, she will agree to broaden her interests to match those of a thai bargirl. and while that thai bargirl is strongly focused on obtaining immediate cash for herself and her family --without any dream of true love to stand in her way -- if you were to offer to take her to your home country, you're not likely to be refused. so...i think it may be more a matter of 1st choice versus 2nd choice, rather than want versus don't want.