ciobha

It must be true Alaskanbear - it is a scientificly proven fact that a ladyboy can not ever tell a lie. :rolleyes:

Elvis Presley said Jackie Wilson had the best voice he'd ever heard . He was a pretty good darts player aswell - although a little too fond of the old cooking sherry

Apparently chucking bottles of champagne at each other at £98 a throw . Jesus H. Christ. At least in the good old days in Belfast we would have poured the Champers into some plastic glasses first, for cosumption later that evening, before using the bottles as our weapon of choice!! And somebody should tell that bloke in Vancouver, if you are going to set a Police car on fire, at least make sure the Police are still in it!!! :diablo: Although obviously the above is just from stories I have heard and I have no personal experience of such acts of violence. :rolleyes:

Got caught in horrendous downpour while walking there one day. Decided to make a bolt for Linda Bar to take cover, and for some reason counted the yards the whole way back. I can be a bit odd sometimes.

That looks like Bali pier at the end of Walking Street. There's no bar there but it is exactly 411 yards from Linda Bar.

Too many Birthdays has the same effect.

That will be the Linda Bar young Dave.

I'll take a rough guess at the where and say Blue Room Soi Bukao (next door to pook swan)Haven't a clue about the when or who, but I know we can rule brothers Tel and Donneykey out. :lolu:

That's Ladyboy alley I believe BB, otherwise known as soi 6/1. What's my prize :D

If it's minor irritants in Thailand we are talking about, then my main one has to be the lack of good clatchy facilities in the soi bars! :growl: Some of the best bars in Patts are the outdoor grouped beer bars, you know the ones I mean, like Nong bar and Dick INN, soi Diana, and the bars in sois 7 and 8.FFS, they are catering to a farang custom, so why oh why can't they have a bloody half decent clatchy, where one can take a dump, instead you have to go half way round the fookin town with cheeks clenched for dear life, on the verge of a very embarrassing accident :growl: :growl: :growl: :growl:

WHAT, YOU, forget the negative parts!!!! You're having a fucking giraffe, aren't you paccers. :mellow:

Relax willie, RX is simply having a bit of banter. Although I can confirm, jimslim is as tight as a bulls arse.

To be fair PD, I think the "friction" you are talking about is restricted to a very small number of narrow minded people. Like so many others, I only get the chance to spend a few weeks here maybe twice a year, so after looking forward to it for so long, I am not going to cut corners to save a few hundred baht. However I don't believe I throw my money about willy nilly. Perhaps I am guilty of slightly overpaying on the odd occasion, but if I get good service, what the hell, my money. Same with buying ladydrinks-there are LB's I will always go out of my to buy a drink for, because I like that particular person, or simply because I can afford to, but again I don't consider myself a 2WM.The so called CC'S that I have met are this way because of budget limitations, lifestyle restrictions or simply because they are at home in Pattaya and don't see the fascination with blowing a fortune on drink and girls every night of the week, I know if I lived in Pattaya my way of life would be drastically different than when on holiday.And finally, I agree with brother Pacman(that's twice inside a week i have agreed with him-this will have to stop)if you lived in Patts and were throwing money around like confetti at a wedding, the wrong type of people may just get ideas!! :money:

I have to say I have been extremely lucky when it comes to the Ladyboys I have been with. Maybe it is because I tend to stick with ones I already know, or other BM's have been with and recommended. So the "worst" experience I have had really is not all that bad, all things considered, just a bitter disappointment. It was on the last night in Bangkok on my most recent trip, the night before going back to the old grind at home, so I was hoping for a special experience. I have been a fan of TeeTee (cascade)ever since seeing that video, and seeing her up close and personal so to speak. Unfortunately, every time I go into cascades, I am nabbed by Janet,and just can't seem to get away from her. As luck would have that night, Janet wasn't about, so TeeTee was called over,quick negotiations were made, and off to the Dawin we went. By the time I got back to the loom, Ciobha jnr. was on full alert. Having waited for this for so long, and finding her body even better than I had hoped (what an ass)I couldn't wait to get to it.After pounding for a short time, I decided to change positions, but when ciobha jnr. came out to reposition, I noticed the poor lass had shat herself all over me. End of hard on,and I just could not get the image out of my head, so fun and frolics over for that night.I know it's nothing major,and has happened to so many of us in the past, but when one gets so excited after finally landing a long sought after catch-it was such a let down.

You could do with giving yon flags out the back a quick going over with power hose young Mr. Slim.

Gizmo, where you been? Haven't heard from you in ages. I was worried sick :nurse: , I thought you'd keeled over again

And of course who can forget the decor. Looking at that wallpaper for 5 minutes was more intoxicating than a case of Sangsom.

I would certainly consider myself bisexual. If I can't get free sex, I buy it.

As a direct result of an extreme overindulgence in Heineken and savoury treats, I have developed quite an impressive set of Tits meself. Anyone fancy a butchers?

BTW, what I meant to say above was that Yok's GG sister has the best ARSE I have ever seen. Note to self - for future reference please don't post after an afternoon on the Guinness.

Directly facing Luxor Bar there is a new (refurbished) bar, with a few LB's working there. Paeng's sister, Yok, is one of them, a truly sweet and genuine LB.It is a comfortable no hassle plae with a few big screens to watch the football, drinks are reasonably priced. Just as a bonus, Yok's GG sister also works here, as Kliome will testify, she has possibly the best as I have ever seen. Almost tempted me to return to the other side.