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Can somebody please go to Manchester and pick Dukey up off the floor!!

Wouldn't be my thing at all

I remember you from the old forum aswell brother Grinder - in fact I believe you, Jimslim and myself had a few good nights out in Pattaya a few years back. Good to see you here, don't be a stranger.

Did you not go Dave????

I'll give it a miss myself, thanks. I get dizzy just going up one flight of stairs!!!!

Nice ass Coco, quite sure I could spend an hour or two licking that.

Yep, fookin arse bandits!! You would never hear of Big Tel, Dukey or myself doing anything as gay as that. Great start Georgey, thanks for sharing with us. Hope you enjoy the rest of your trip. BTW, when you get to Pattaya, seeing as your pretty new at taking it up the wrong un', I would recommend you try Little Nancy from La Bamba bar to continue your training. She has a nice small but adequate size, is gentle, totally non aggressive, and will make sure it's comfortable for you.

Can I come. Pretty please.

A friend of mine said recently, the morning after a night on the Guinness, " I was shitting so violently, the splashes almost knocked me off the toilet seat" Which leads me on to an all time classic, quoted I believe by Mr.Kim Loe " While in Thailand, never trust a fart"!!!

Thankfully it has eased off dramatically in the last few days, it was a nightmare up until then! I reckon the last of the songkran holiday makers have gone home now, and the place really is into low season.

Where dat????

Corner of Pattaya Klang and 2nd Road???

I'll try my best brother BB, it won't be easy, but I shall struggle through.

The girl in the blue dress looks right up my street. I shall check it out in a few weeks and report back, seeing as the old ball and chain has been cut, I will be have more time to adventure the scene and try these hidden bars. The things I do for this forum, honestly.

Pookie, Tara's friend, was very passable IMO. Another who was extremely passable a few years ago was Niew, who at the time worked out of La Bamba, then freelanced around Fantasy Lounge. Haven't seen any recent pictures of her though, so not sure if this is still the case.

Now I know you're bullshitting. You've never bought 2 drinks in yer life, ya miserable Manc twat.

Been in Australia for the past couple of months Buzz, not sure if she is due back soon, but I would assume she is on the standard 3 month visa, so should be around again within the next few weeks. Mind you, I am just assuming she is only on a 3 month visa??

I have become addicted to brake fluid. But it's ok, I can stop anytime. I am currently reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

Aaah, wee Ronnie Corbett, off to join his mate in comedy heaven. They were must see TV when I was a lad. To this day the "Fork Handles" sketch still cracks me up.

I am with BB on this one, love the clear nights, where here in Belfast come June it can be light to round about 11p.m. Story at home about DST is that the farmers campaigned many years ago to have an extra hours daylight in the winter mornings, to allow them to get work done???

On the beach?????

Jesus H Christ, that just has to be the two best things in the world blended in to one afternoon. Wonder if we can get the first part to catch on in Belfast and Dublin on Paddy's day???

On the road to Jomtien, about half way up the hill before the traffic lights??

Soi Hollywood???