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Yeah, marriage to one of the second sex for many years conditions you to accept or scheme to get around the same routines of the third gender, eh? I asked Som from Fantasy over a drink: "How long do you take to make yourself so beautiful? My daughter takes one hour just to do her eyes!" She replied "Huh! I take only 30 minutes!"

Well, I must confess that I always wanted to spank a young 'un whilst doggying and saying "Who's ya Daddy, babeeee!" Sigh! It's still not too late, or is it?

I like a lady, be she GG or LB to act like a lady, not to be crude in the way that a lot in the bars do. I guess those act that way often because its what they feel is expected of them by the customer, in the main. Unfortunately, I came upon these beautiful humans (for want of a better word and meaning no offence) too late in life to actively seek out a long term relationship with a non P4P lady. Such is life!

Could be a problem if you forget and try to ease out an eructation whilst dreaming. Sort of like a spud up the old exhaust pipe, eh?

Suggest a threesome? (inThai/Lao): He wants to do what with that gourd?

Have enough trouble with me own, mateyoh! One nick and you're out of action for a good few days. How do you explain that to a prospective. "Just shaved me nuts and can't do a fing wiv "em!"

Phwooaarrr! What's the name of the airline to Colombia?

I loved and lived with a GG from a short time bar for about a year. Thought somehow it would all work out and true love would prevail. They were "only customer" after all. Then I realised I was customer number one. Slept a lot better after she was gone. They are whores and nothing more. You are always a "customer", just maybe number one. Like them and lust after them but make no mistake, you are just a customer, maybe gold pass level.

Colgate's extra peppermint, maybe?

Maybe a Shetland, Willie?

How 'bout "massive schlong"?

Oh, the villagers will pay alright. Dispossessions, beatings, homelessness, hopelessness etc etc.

Does sex with a hamster, qualify?

Its hit and miss with some of these girls (or is it all of them?). Some of them just dont get it when you spend money on them for the right and good things. You are just a cheap charlie and thats it. Then you get the odd diamond who tells you years later that she still has that beautiful bag or dress or tee shirt you bought her. You are still in their memories for one reason or another. Either as a :cheap charlie" and not worth talking to, or a good hearted (if stupid) falang. But I now hold to the JaiDee line - if you ask, you dont get. If you dont ask, you are bestowed with some thing or other that I feel you need.

17000 baht for my first Thai g/g for Engrish lessons with a "proper techer". She quit after about two lessons, telling me (this is Gospel) that the teacher sat a live rabbit on her desk and it was pissing everywhere! After that she was consigned to the Baptist cheapo lessons in Naklua where she sang songs about Jesus and the Bank of New South Wales. 27000 baht for my next live-in for said lessons at an accredited skool in BKK. After about 5 lessons she complained she wanted to change schools because there were better ones around (she was told by "informed sources" ?). Also was paying the rent and living expenses for her. Quizzed her about the will to learn. Wasnt really there, IMHO. Gold? Oh yes.- a 25000 baht bracelet. Well, okay! I was truly in love, right? Dresses, shoes (why do they tell you their feet are two sizes smaller than they really are?), trinkets, plane fares, train and bus fares. But we are/were doing this for love, right?

You mean thata guy in the red suit tights and the wings on his helmet? Not since I was a kid.

Maybe similiar to the GG forgetting the trauma and pain of childbirth and going around again, KenW?

Abnormal would be if it was that bent, instead of cumming, you "went". Like the man from Ghent, methinks it was.

Toystory, if you dial 0410E, you might get a response. Dont forget to add the prefix number though. You will have to look that one up.

Flatpack, I think you should read Jerry's post and consider it more deeply. Where did I say Sky's documentary was unbelievable? Just reading his post again, he said It touched on the surface, In my mind that seemed to be a comment that he could make and your replies, to me, suggest that it was light weight fluff. An LCD moment, na? I commented on your responses to his post. Can I do that? Yes, Your response? Fatuous.

Fuck! I am older than sweet Jasus! I switched to the Dubliners with Sweet Molly Malone.

Maybe its her 20th birthday party of the year?

Hey. I havent even seen the damn programme but I am inclined to Jerry's view. What do you want? Entertainment or the truth. Lets see Sky cover the Vietnam war and give us the nice, heartwarming view? Fuck, no! I purposely wont bother to watch it now. Sky and the "remit" represent pap TV.

The songs that spring to mind: Private Dancer, Dancer for Money - Tina Turner. Asian version Phuong, was it? In the Quiet American. Did ya ever have to make up ya mind - pick up on one and leave the other behind? Your heart gets stolen by some mousy little girl etc etc. - mental decay prevents me from nominating the band. Loving Spoonful?

SS I think if I saw that emerging from a frock it would be mixed feelings I would be having. "Shock" and "Awe" come to mind, along with fear.