blind boy grunt

'Twas but recently on a sultry night a beautious blonde came into sight, of those whom sat in a Jomty bar. "hello" said she "i've lost my pants in a jomty market give me a leo and i'll show you where i park it" my camera! my camera!... "quick" he cried... "adorn ye please fair maid, yonder table, and bend ye forwards if you are able". Out on the street was an orange steed "a picture there is what we need then sit ye down on Santa's knee, no doubt a gift he'll give to thee" " But my dear friends"said she "to you i plead- a ladyboy is what i need to fill this gaping hole-i have a prayer -so i will show my crack to teya". and then the night turned so very funny as the crack was later shown to Sunny. Blind Boy Grunt.

also...catriona! haven't see her for some time, think she was working in a restaurant in Naklua... has popped into Katty a couple of times during the low season for a chat with the staff. yes...pleasant girl.

stop talking about Annabelle! i just spilled my coffee. Anyway Quinn...i have heard on the grapevine that she is looking for a promotions team to help promote her in Pattaya... interested? salary is crap but the benefits excellent...

agh! sorry Dukei forgot Tiger in the list of Katty staff... she is still about but currently bar-fined on a long time booking i am told.

yes, the other side of that is that the people from such cold climates must also find the heat here in thailand hard to handle Talking to Bm Lyku69 earlier this year...jan/feb...he was suffering with the heat. he lives by the way in northern Canada, probably as near to the north Pole that it is possible to be. Often in emails he tells me of temps reaching [plummeting?] to -40 or so. i guess he keeps warm by digging for bodies from the Franklin expedition.

that is possibly the politest moddy warning to get back on topic that i've ever seen Pdogg ! no wonder i love this forum... what is USP? something selling point? you're right i think, it must be worrying for the LB bar owners sometimes to be so dependent on a specific customer base, if the said base starts to dwindle for whatever reasons. it does seem that TJs either by accident or design has got it all sussed out. Unique!! got it.

nope..... pretend the like is your christmas present. staff... seems to be the hardcore group of teya, sunny, mind, moon, sara, joined recently by boomy or bhumi pokki when she can be bothered... hope i haven't forgotten anyone. August now all loved up, and very happy too. do you remember Didi? also happily loved up for a long time. she popped in recently to say hello to the girls. Didi is a lovely person, great to see her again. and there ends today's katty report.......

5555... promotion Duke is all. actually though i doubt that i'm in there more than 3 nights a week me not being a drinker. or a monger actually. Said it many times, i don't go into the Katty because it's a ladyboy bar, i'd probably still go if it was GG... main reason for me is that it's by and large non-hassle, and Emmy is a friend. That's it really. teya 2020?... Over to the artwork department! me, at my age i can't think past the next cup of coffee.... no worries duke about the sad emoji being unavailable... i never use them , don't like them. so i'll give you a like then! and be nice to me.... i don't talk about the other vlogger fellow anymore! and apologies to Geoff Carter too for the one brain cell gibe... obviously he still has 2, he can still walk, and beg for money..... so...you don't know steve then?

yup...Stoolpusher goes there a lot ... but he's a good Aussie. i'm pretty sure though that he posted recently that seaside is up for sale, let's hope standards don't drop.

actually Woodie... i wouldn't have a clue! i just prattle on sometimes. i doubt i've seen for than 3-4 episodes of Corrie since it started back in when '64? i just know the names is all. What i know about television other than Father Ted perhaps, could be written on the back of Geoff Carters one remaining brain cell. thank god..no 'sad' alternative to likes on this forum Duke !

the change was done by Quinn Annat.. a simple colour change.i think.... you think that i would know how to do it? no chance. i spent ages and i mean ages this afternoon trying to work out how to get the poster of you from above to a memory stick to take to the copy shop. and what thanks do i get? but no problem... you are now hanging splendidly on the wall of the Katty/Quinn art gallery.

i'm with you Annat... i dislike the damn things other than a little butterfly or something like. Some of them go way over the top. Nok for example before she got into Tats and silicone hips was lovely. Linping too at Zaza was a fave of mine... then she had a massive tatt on one arm and shoulder...too much for me now.

how did you know who i meant! i thought that half-naked blondes were a thing of the past...... believe me i've known similar people before but in long ago and far away times and places. i'm still as shallow and as easily impressed as i've always been evidently....... great! i doubt that Katty will see her again. Probably better that way methinks. Anyway i got bored having to spend the time mopping Pdoggs sweating brow with a cold towel....

well Rom...i do hope that in this years Romscar awards that there will be an award for 'tourist of the year" but, there can be only one winner... her name begins with A. already a Jomtien legend.

you could be right BB.. i was refering to more recent times really, i.e the difference between say 1 month back and now.. it seems from talking to Quinn who is much more knowledgeable about Jomtien than me, that the Scandinavians are back in force- not to mention the cave trolls from Vladivostock. Certainly jomtien beach is busy during the days. it's getting easier and easier to spot the Russians.. has anyone ever noticed that the men all wear the same shirts? very lightweight white cotton things with a hood and long sleeves. Any day now the thais will be printing 'same same' on them. as for the Chinese....god help us. Must admit though that they are a great form of amusement to me... when i get bored i can ride my bike along beach road, just snarling at them and shouting 'get out of the feckin' way.!" i've never known a race that love walking in the middle of the road so much. '

i don't know about Pattaya as i haven't been for ages. But Jomtien has certainly got busier recently- that of course may be something to do with Annabelle!

slightly off topic but i'm pretty sure Nosher won't mind... there are a few lookalikes on here. We got Nosher....Merv Hughes..... we got Boris Johnson....Annat We got David Crosby..... Quinn.... [i whispered that cause it winds him up..] We got Brad Pitt...me. Nobody know's about Rom! all we need is Jimbo and we've got Victor Meldrew!

couldn't resist it... great live stuff from the Pogues.

at a guess...Paxty! but hopefully not the Merv Hughes lookalike with the dodgy moustache Cobber!

is that Annabelles mum?

is christmas a religious thing then? i always thought it was invented for Bing Crosby.

yes indeed BB. there are never really any plans for the Katty events.how can you plan? It's all guesswork really for the meet and greets too. although they tend to be pretty civilised. one did once get a bit disorderly, mainly because sunny went into her party tricks.... they seems to be a general feeling though that Teya's night is going to be a wowzer...let's hope so. She's a very popular kid and deserves a good night. she works hard every day and has done for a long time without a break. difficult for Emmy a little without Teya as cashier. but all will be worked around no doubt The other staff are very good and hopefully the full crew will be there. tables /chairs are on order from the temple. No doubt the nosh [i mean the food not stoolpusher] will all be got nearer the time. please remember guys that the food costs Emmy a lot... all free...so please drop a couple of baht in the tip box for the cook...if you eat anything. and.........come and join the fun Annabelle....please!...

yup..thanks. easy to open a bank account in thailand [i have 3] .. with a one year visa that is.

not trying to scare you all but Annat....birthday boy with Teya.... has decided that he will be wearing a pink tie on the night... !! so therefore a revision by Quinn to the artwork bowl 'em over Annat!

here you go then...a recent revision by Quinn