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how did you know that the natives were friendly QG ? How could you tell what they were saying? it's not easy sometimes. I've listened to Kenny Dalglish for years and never had a clue what he was saying..."Hoots mon! can ye noo dack ma fanny, on ma' heed mon, on ma' heed!" no wonder that Ian Rush never passed him the ball, he must have thought that Kenny was asking him to give him a haircut or make him an egg sandwich at half time or something like.. but i digress QG, i love Scottish people. Kenny is my hero and Lulu was responsible for many a pair of sticky underpants... and Big Tel, don't worry about QGs Welsh stuff... if Tom Jones had worn a stetson and sang songs about lonesome cowpokes, QG would have moved there years ago.

oh my-my QG. i had no idea who Gordon brown is... so i had to google. Are you suggesting that i'm .... i can't say it! ...are you suggesting that i'm... oh my god... ... .... Scottish! dear me QG, you know how to hurt a man...

sorry guys, this topic is locked to new posts because it's currently being worked on. will re-open very soon. have no fears.

and, welcome to the club BangkokDavid. Thanks for joining

well now, this has all started becoming a little scary, what with young QG and even scarier blond boys, not to mention Jimmy's arse of course. So, to add a bit of class to the proceedings a 12/13 year old angry young man of the period. Here he is contemplating future ambitions: 1.. to become the worlds biggest Rock star. 2... to become a complete nonentity 3... 57 or so years down the line to become a founder member of the exclusive Annabelle club. So, hey! don't be sad, two out of three ain't bad.

nice photo Emmy. don't worry about French Photographers.... just be careful with Irish ones.........

nightwish as such aren't in trouble... the investors are. someone is making money and it's not them.

shouldn't worry about it P.D..... better than Stevie Wonder could do! Only thing that perturbed me was that i never realised that Emmy was African...

oh i know how to use it QG. But the problem is that it won't connect to my computer, software problem on the Camera. greater brains than mine [i don't mean a gekko] have tried too.

welcome back Jimbo.

did Quietguy sell you that camera?........

this is great! it's becoming an ' Annat-This is your life' in pictures topic..... so to continue, here is a photo i have found on the Welsh Cricket museum official website. it shows young Annat when he first moved to Wales to play for the world famous 'Llanfairphillygillyoggyoggyoggydai bach' proffesional cricket team. he soon adapted well into local culture.....

Let me know the provisional costings, locations etc, and if I think it is viable I will probably go for it. Deposit percentage??. well Woodie, i'm happy to see that you are interested in my once in a lifetime offer. I can't answer too many of your queries yet because the license agreement is still being prepared by my lawyer and i am also waiting for intellectual patent rights for the company name to be granted. i do intend that this offer will be a worldwide one by the way. And will therefore will also be offering management opportunities in various countries. As with all franchises Woodie, success depends on the franchisees themselves. The work and ideas that they put into it. But of course the company [me] will always be happy to offer guidance and help. Assuming that i'm not on a flight out of Thailand with a suitcase full of cash that is. But to answer some of your questions, i must say firstly that i am very happy that you are checking things and investigating thoroughly before any commitment. That shows a wise man indeed. Bukkake, gangbang night profit? keeping it simple... 50 guys at each say 1000 baht each, so thats 100,000 there already ..one bash of each a week because you don't want to wear the staff [prisoners] out. So, you can see the big profits basically from day one. 400k a month. expenses? minimal...a bit of rope, a bit of chain, a couple of big nails banged into the wall, Li-lo blow up mattress, and a hose pipe for cleaning purposes. You don't even need a shower for the 'staff'... just hose them down after closing. The staff themselves will love it, especially the Thai ones... on the bukkake nights just tell them that semen in the best skin whitener of all. They'll be happy as a pig in shit. i do see Pattaya as being my jewel in the crown really. Whoever holds the Pattaya franchise could make a fortune by expanding the business very easily and cheaply. For Example a man with business acumen could expand from Dungeons in the ground to V.I.P dungeons in the sky! i'm sure that you could sub-let THE ROOF for 500 baht a week... they'd probable grab your hand off. of course, opportunities are endless with such as internet web cam subscriptions. Open up a C/W night... Quietguy would subscribe every week! So Woodie, that's all i'm at liberty to say at the moment, other than interest from people wanting to invest has been overwhelming. I guess these applicants may be the same that invested in NIght Wish... they know a good thing when they see it! so, don't hesitate...just send a holding deposit today! any amount you want but the bigger the deposit the bigger the franchise cost discount. Trust me.

sorry seven... i can't go... i have to practice my social distancing that night.....

and of course, this little interlude couldn't be complete without a Quietguy picture so here he is captured going out to play during the notorious China Flu epidemic of 1935. Nothings changed then!....

it really could be him QG! brilliant...

I would consider owning a franchise but it would depend on a lot of things, such as cost, benefits, ease of obtaining the right working stock etc. Licensing conditions, such as duty of care, location choices. Many things to consider!. well Woodie, costs etc will be worked out as plans progress Benefits [profits] should be enormous. Think about it... you have your dungeon with special occupant, no cost other than dodgy thai food and a floor to sleep on. Maybe a Television if you want to keep them happier. benefits? you can organise 'Bukkake nights'.... 'gangbang nights' etc etc etc. if you are really really weird you can organise special Country and Western nights perhaps, guys can come and play dressing up the Ladyboy as Annie Oakley or whoever! Yee-Haw! the world is your oyster! send me your money as a deposit soon and you will get a discount on franchise fees. Monies not refundable.

i'm thinking of expanding via franchising Woodie 'Dungeons R Us.'.... you want one? lots of advantageous ...no barfines for example... you do have to feed them though.

mmmmm.... i actually missed that...thank god.

exactly Petesie. Just wondering here because i don't have a clue. Is there signage in the bars stating the manager drinks cost? or verbal notification maybe? if any of those then okay... it's up to the customer then, but if it's a hidden cost.... naughty naughty.

actually i don't know PD. i was hoping to attend though but suddenly it occurred to me that it could be more fun, and cheaper, to stay at home and poke knitting needles into each eardrum. long term benefits too! if there is ever an upside to going deaf, living in Thailand is the place to do so...

well yes, i understand why you are thinking that... it could be seen that way of course. But i confess i don't see how all these Covid figures can be arrived with the remotest degree of accuracy. Let's do a simple example... someone has terminal cancer with say 2 weeks or so to live. A week before they die they get Covid. That death is then a Covid statistic? i don't believe any of the figures i see, not even Thailand. Except perhaps i do believe the Swedes ,who are the only ones to come out of this mess as far as i'm concerned with any credit. Thankfully for them, unlike here and a lot of countries, the cure is not causing more problems than the disease itself. As i said to Pdoggg the other night after a trip through Pattaya...... it's not dying, it's dead. but anyway.. how are you by the way Sylvester? long time no see, since the Katty some years back i think. Good to see that you are keeping on keeping on.

well...i have changed - but JImmy certainly hasn't!

people are born to die. are you seriously telling me that in these pandemic times all deaths are being autopsied accurately? next you'll be telling me that because it was published in the media recently that there are, or were at the time of publication 600,000 Covid sufferers in Peru. How exactly were those figures arrived at?...via the one doctor in Peru? you are only seeing what you want to see QG.

did my mum send you those photo's QG?