blind boy grunt

i care not for ridicule, Father Grunt and Mother Lily will still clasp you all to our bosom, i think you may be happier clasped to Lily's though. I would be. Do any of you need saving? come to us. My church is built on Cathar foundations. There are no priests, no uniforms, no ceilings of gold, for god does not want houses of worship because he lives within all of us, he is always with us deep inside. Certainly with Lily anyway. He needs not the baubles of men and false covetousness. There is no hell and damnation, there is only truth and existence. All you who are but lost sheep come to us to be found, or if you prefer, send a donation.

not in my church Clint. My remit from Yahweh is not atonement or redemption but enlightenment. Perhaps i should explain that he spoke to me in a dream one night recently. I'm not claiming that it was a vision, not at all. He said to me "Brother Grunt, thou mustest go forth and multiply" so i said just to be sure that i was comprehending correctly "what do you mean Yahweh, like 2x3 =6 ? he replied "No-eth, thou shalt go forth and spreadeth the true words of god. For man hath changed the words i spoketh before to suit his nefarious purposes" Now Cowpoke, it would be remiss of me to not explain that god speaks in a very old-fashioned way as you may have already gathered. it's almost as though he could be from Chesterfield. Anyway gunslinger, that is the mission of my church, just to get back on god's proper track as originally intended. There will be no forgiveness of sin from me, there will be no preaching, man has to find god in his own way. And, he said to me also 'Grunt, thou are not-est a spring chicken, thou will need help, which i giveth to thee now." so does that explain? if anyone out there needs advice to guide them through life. Please feel free to ask either Father Grunt or Mother Lily. we'll get back to you... maybe.

who said i'd repented my sins!

oh my god, i am mortified ! I had totally forgotten about Quinn and the Cowpoke being Hemingway's patrons. If i had remembered i would never have posted about old boys. believe me!

i feel that i should point out to all who know me... it's fake news!! i have never actually been to Hemingway's... i always thought that it is an older peoples hangout... grab a Gran and all that.

see what you started Quinn!

everybody's a comedian!

oh dear me.. sorry to repeat myself here, but just to explain, i haven't really been out for something like 6 months...just the occaisonal local coffee really. But today i thought i'd jump on 'Black Madonna' my Electric bike and have a good look around Jomtien. I wish that hadn't. It's dying, broken backed and falling out at the seams. Dunno if other locals have noticed. Beach Road is now nothing but shuttered up restaurants and shops, pharmacies what have you. A few tat clothing shops hanging on grimly. hotels desolate. The 'russian' evening market is decimated, most stalls gone, god know's what they are doing with that. it's just a big patch of concrete. Rompho market a pale shadow of itself and down the little streets, just closed business's for sale. It really is sad, a man made disaster. i was thinking recently that soon i would try a litte jaunt to Pattaya, haven't been near it since February. After this morning in Jomtien, i won't bother.

thanks QG.

what's creatures got to do with it then? Watch and find out! Might even have a Hoss for cowpoke.......

good job i wasn't around then burmese heh? surprise surprise

unusual? lily didn't find them unusual. In fact she kept saying to me "i didn't realise that you are Australian Grunt" anyway, if you are still in touch Woodie, ask her to send my handcuffs and Cattle prod back to me please.

yup! don't need a vaccine....

she might want her shoe back! anyway, you heard it from Emmy [not talking to you specifically here QG... to everybody] Emmy verified what Jimbo said in the sweethearts thread yesterday. The livestreams are to help the staff survive, not the empty bars keep up the good work QG. [referring now to your post in sweethearts re Emmy.]

yes, nice to see you here JImbo. interesting plans, i wish Jolski etc well. all seems a bit complicated and expensive to me though... why don't they just open a dungeon with Lily in it? that's all you need.. she was quite used to a dungeon you know... until she manage to tunnel out from mine.

sure... but there isn't that many baht buses nowadays PD.

indeed Seven. The whole mask/social distancing thing is pathetic and Hypocritical. Witness the police telling one man walking along Jomty beach alone, to get off the beach. Then witness them throwing lots of people into the back of a pick-up truck. Then witness the drivers of the baht busses refusing to leave pattaya to Jomtien until the bus is crammed full with 12 people.

no doubt Emmy, i hope so too. One day we may see Quinn doing his motorcycle taxi gymnastics again. We may see Bumblebee and his camera We may see Quietguy and his camera again too... god help us! Talking of the Cowpoke, i live for the day when we see the magnificent sight of him riding along Soi 3 on his horse. Although i know that horses are a little hard to find for him to ride in Jomtien. Any chance you can find him a small buffalo or something Emmy?

Nice photo's Emmy. Thanks. i hope that the livestreams are helping you and the kittens survive in these awful times.

yes but it was the only golfing thing i could think of!

and welcome to Emmy's club BM ukgolfer, thanks for joining. sorry there's not much about golf on here, but Teya knows all about holes in one...

whether or not those two are Arabs or Eskimo's is somewhat moot. Fact is unless you are watching that video through Thai rose tinted specs... most of the people on it ARE Thai. As are most curfew violators on Jomty beach road every night. So, being as their visa's can't be revoked.. it's off to the lock-up then... personally i'd sacrifice some of them to.

some may consider it's a load of bollocks too.

don't get too close to the screen, you'll get a tan!

and sacrifice!