Spicey, Trump's press secretary, has accussed.GCHQ of wiretapping Trump Tower.
GCHQ has issued a statement of denial. MI6 has not commented nor has Posh Spice.
Me thinks Q may have supplied 007 and 008, the two best operatives of the British Secret Service, pictured above, a state of the art exploding rectal thermometer as a way of exterminating The Donald.
The plan is that the suave 007 seduce Nurse Ning, who works for Trump's doctor, and have Ning insert the WAD (weapon of ass destruction) into Donald's rear.
See them above hatching this half baked plan.