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Sorry if my previous post struck a nerve and for something I asked in another previous one that must have also and you ignored. It seems you are quite fond of Jane to the point that you dont want her cheapened in the multilogue and I respect that. But Boy! does that make me look like a scumbag by your standards with my TR-posting naked pics of my sissies and calling them piggies etc. Nice start to Siargao. Yeah when I was there 10 years ago I was also the oldest body at all the party venues and I drew lots of looks of disapproval from the farang party girls for being accompanied by possibly the youngest (18!) body at said party venues and a scrumptious little girlie body at that with a dick they could not see but knew was there. The farang party boys seemed mesmerized by her. I am sure some were motivated to a try a tranny someday. Party on! ... and TR on...

Those are nice pics of Jane/Pocahontas Snoop. But she looks very much her documented '28'. (nothing wrong with it I was porking a 32 yo one in Manila while you were in Siargao). But Pocahontas despite her well-groomed MILFy looks must have felt insecure by the fresher sissy beauty of Suave's youthful 3 little piggies the oldest of whom I think was 21. This is the point of the trip where Snoop and Suave parted ways and the point of the TR where, like the rest of the BMs, I will read on without further trip insights of my own. I am looking forward.

I don't disagree with Clairvoyant above and there have been trips I stuck to one sissy or one woman for extended periods for the reasons he mentioned: attraction, trustworthiness and them wanting to be with me. And if you think about it: that's also what I did this trip with the 3 little piggies who have shacked up with me for the last year and a half every time I visited AC and who spent 2 full weeks with me on this trip. I'd say it's monogamy but with 3 of them. The Snoop I know from the TRs and from the field is quite the butterfly arranging encounters on the apps and prowling for badass sissies late at night after my bedtime. But I have also witnessed him giving them the princess treatment and sometimes I wonder if it's just a consummate player's game or if he is out to sportmindfuck them with love and affection. But I think he is genuinely a Mr. Nice guy intent on treating his picks with more care than the rest of us horndogs. Am I right or am I right Snoop?

In my time I've also done a TR or 2 and I always welcomed when BMs posted with comments and questions, so the TRs were not just a succession of my own posts. Likewise, I think Snoop appreciates that other BMs post, including myself who was on his trip and can contribute with additional information especially as regards Suave and his 3 little piggies. But today I may be stepping into uncomfortable territory for Snoop with this reflection on an aspect of the trip that was there ever-present but never mentioned: I am talking about the fact that Snoop had 1 sissy (Jane aka Pocahontas) and Suave had 3 (Kim, Steph and Bouncy), which elevated Pocahontas over the other 3 for not having to share her man, together with Pocahontas being the eldest (how old is she Snoop?). On the other hand those 3 relished being in the Mr. Suave Frequent Fuckers Club for the last few years and the fact that Mr. Suave may not be as romantic but (sorry to say Snoop) he was more playfully fun to hang out with including the fact that the 3 sissies could also enjoy each others' friendship while Pocahontas had to keep some distance and glue herself to Snoop. On the other hand if any of the sissies envied Pocahontas for having her own younger sexier prince charming, they also knew such joy would come to an end when Snoop departed the PH and Pocahontas found herself again parading in front of Phillies which is what ultimately happened. Snoop further elevated Pocahontas's GF status when towards the end of the highlands trip he invited her to stay with him the rest of his PH stay in the trendy island of Siargao. In contrast, Suave (who was not going to Siargao) stuck to his plan to disband the circus once everybody got back to AC but magnanimously offered Snoop to pay AC-Siargao airfares for his 3 sissies if Snoop wanted to take any or all of them. Snoop declined and I guess Pocahontas was relieved and their illusion of true love continued for another week. My 2 questions are: who is the nastier player? Suave who piled up sissies and used and changed them like shirts ? or Snoop who stuck to 1 and seduced her to the max with the enamored monogamy? what do you have to say Mr. Nice?

I don't have anything eventful to add to Snoop's last TR post above that covers the trip from Sagada in the highlands to La Union in the western coast. So please allow me to just share some reflections on what it was like for Mr. Suave to lodge with 3 sissies during the trip and apportion intimacies in such collective settings. Contrary to what some may think from his pics and his bravado in his own TRs, Mr Suave did not just snap his fingers and all 3 or 4, sometimes 5 sissies instantly stripped naked, K-Yed their bungholes and jumped into bed for all-on-all group buggery. Not at all. Sex with the sissies was more sporadic since we all tended to be busy with the sightseeing, daytime recreation, nighttime clubbing and when bed time came often too plastered to do anything but fall sleep. Night or morning sex also was more likely to be Suave+2 than Suave+3-or-more with whichever 2 sissies were lying to his sides, the more distant sissies being left unbuggered sleeping while Suave kissed the mouths and grabbed the cocks to his left and right, without necessarily escalating it to penetrative buggery. 1-on-1 sex was actually more frequent and all but certain to happen whenever the rest of the sissies were absent and both Suave and the available sissy jumped at the opportunity to reconnect with each other. To sum up: the group sex opportunities happened and were a gift from Heaven yes, but it's not like aging Mr. Suave wanted it or could perform it all day so there was an element of rotation to it. While in AC at his usual digs Suave and up to 4 sissies all piled up on a king size bed, during the trip Suave plus his 3 travel companions had to accommodate to rooms with 2 narrow separate beds, which meant 2 sissies in one and Suave and the remaining sissy 1-on-1 in the other. So Suave during the trip rotated the sissies even when he'd rather be sleeping with a particular one for whatever reason. All this to say that when they got to La Union they were assigned a huge beachfront room with 2 queen size beds that could each have fit all 4 tightly packed but it was the sissies who chose to pair up. At that point of the trip Suave's infatuation with Bouncy was more than established so Kim and Steph just jumped together in one of the beds leaving the other for Suave and Bouncy who kept it decent until the lights were off. Being a due-diligent harem master, the best Suave could do was sneak at dawn into Steph and Kim's bed and relish their morning logs to ejaculation while Bouncy slept like an angel in the other bed. Thus managed Suave to keep peace and harmony among the 3 sissies without making any of them loose face from his eventual loss of interest that did not happen.

I am also having that problem intermittently on my laptop. When it does not work (like today!) to give the likes I have to use the cell phone that has so far never failed... hope this helps

This TR is evolving into a dialogue between me and the OP and I hope I am not coming across as invasive, just trying to complement the information provided by said OP and add a dash of humor. Hope it helps. For example: The Sagada caves are a major national attraction of the PH and not to be missed especially if you are there in Sagada. Mr. Suave did NOT just skip visiting the cave because of the added cost of hiring a second guide. The reason was that he had been there 10 years earlier and did a lengthier cave exploration whereby he went in the same cave mouth Snoop and the sissies did but came out another more distant one. He recalled crawling in bat shit in the dark with precipices to his sides and thinking if he fell into one of those, the guide would skadoodle like they were never there and nobody would know until he'd be found mummified centuries later. Suave was also wary of not keeping up like had happened the day before at the rice terraces, so he decided to give himself a pass and go look at a lesser cave and chill at the room before the rest of the circus arrived. The dinner the sissies cooked that night was a labor of love to which Suave contributed by going around shopping for the ingredients. When we were all eating at the table to me it felt like Christmas as I no longer have much of a family to eat Christmas dinners with. The main dish is called Bicol express a delicious PH classic of chunks of pork in coconut sauce with shrimp paste and crunchy veggies and sometimes mango. In that region of the rice terraces some unique local varieties of rice are still being grown and Mr. Suave had bought 1 kg of the most premium variety, which he thinks was black rice, but Snoop called it red. Whatever color it was it tasted more pasty-chewy than the regular rice and when the sissies tried it it was like they were eating buckets of shit and immediately went to make another pot of regular rice. In the PH they don't put salt in the rice when they cook it (a lot of soy sauce afterwards) and the black/red rice had its own characteristic flavor that I think takes getting used to. Otherwise the night was calmer than the previous mankini-wrestling group tears one with the sissies on and off microphoneless karaoke singing depending on the songs they fished from youtube into the TV. I would like it to go on record that, as mentioned, the previous night Bouncy fell asleep on the floor like a dog, but when Suave woke up in the middle of the night (with Steph's cock and balls to his face from an unfinished 69) he fatherly carried Bouncy to bed with him (and with the other 2!) and slept the rest of the night in a tight embrace with her. As mentioned also, Suave's fondness for Bouncy was blooming and the next night after the Bicol express and the karaoke he was back deep in her bowels while the other 2 assisted with nipple biting and cocks to the mouth stuffing. I think this was the point of the trip when someone said "What Bouncy wants, Bouncy gets!" and it caught on.

From the pics above, it seems by the time he got to the highlands Mr. Suave had fully metamorphosed from a very handsomeman Roger Moore doppelganger into an overweight zombie version of KendoUK animalistically pawing at scrawny little sissies in bikinis. Besides being an active duty Rear Admiral in the HMNS, Mr. Suave is also said to be an X-man with the same facial and bodily appearance alteration powers as Mystique, perhaps he is even Mystique herself which would add another layer of transsexualism into his twisted sissy and pussy shenanigans. But what I'd like to highlight in regards to Snoop's last post is that the joint lodging in Sagada of the whole barkada corps in Snoop's-picked 2-story cozy little apartment was THE MAGIC STARDUST MOMENT OF THE TRIP. As soon as they entered the apartment, the sissies feminine nature exploded into busy little bee homemakers, joyfully taking over the kitchen and using whatever leftover provisions were left there by previous guests to prepare coffee, rice and other snacks dutifully washing the dishes right after and re-setting the table with fresh little treats. That night following the jap meal we all got inebriated (well maybe not Snoop) on experimenting local boozes and the night evolved into a lovefest whereby at first we were all singing and dancing but by the end 2 of the sissies were reduced to tears. Nobody remembers what came over Mr. Suave to start mankini wrestling with Bouncy in front of the others, but it must have had to do with one of their furtive chupa-chupa quickies getting out of hand whereby Bouncy ran down the stairs to escape him but he chased her until he pinned her down. At that point it had become apparent to everyone Suave had developed a preference for Bouncy who in the privacy of their communal bed had become the one getting the shaft when the time would come for him to choose among the orifices. It had also become apparent Kim had a MAJOR CRUSH on Snoop and Suave gave her his blessing to bend over to him (or bend him over) but Snoop did not deviate from his monogamy act with Pocahontas. By the end of that night both Kim and Pocahontas broke down in tears, Kim sobbing so intensely in Suave's arms that she could not even convey why. I don't think it was over Snoop. I think it was a deeper existential anguish over life in general for a lonely young transwoman without much prospect of committed love. When the sobbing eased Suave put her to bed. Bouncy did not cry but became melancholically withdrawn and chose not to sleep with Suave's pile of bodies and just laid down on the rug like a dog in front of the doors to Suave's and Snoop's rooms. That left Steph as the only fit-for-duty sissy and the last thing Mr. Suave remembers before falling asleep is being engaged in a 69 with Steph while hearing the gentle sobs of Pocahontas through the flimsy separation wall between the rooms, undoubtably she was declaring her true love for Snoop and begging him never to leave her.

Snoop is too kind making Suave look good that's why in the barkada we call him Mr. Nice. The truth is that that days' rice terraces itinerary was a moment of reckoning for Mr. Suave who had done it and more 10 years earlier without difficulty. This time his legs were sore from the previous day terraces (which he completed without slowing everybody down) but about 1 mile into that day's track having gone steeply up and down a hill under a blazing sun, the legs started shutting down and Suave knew he could not keep up with the young ones. Rememberl his age is more than the sum of the ages of his 3 sissy concubines for whom he'd rather save his strength for the buggery that would inevitably ensue when back at the hotel 3 naked sissies would be giving him body massages to sooth his aching legs and back. So Suave turned back and just sat having beers while Snoop continued with the Bataan death march.

103 to be specific and looking like Kendo at his prime. As Churchill said "the Royal Navy is all about the rum, the buggery and the lash" all of which give Rear Admiral Suave a reason to live on ...

OK you made me look up Miss Grand which I had heard about over 10 years ago and thought was a Thai only lesser pageant, Now they have Miss Grand International and it's fitting it attacts so much attention in TH since it remains TH-based. I concede Clairvoyant you are not a bot... so let's hear you post about other topics elsewhere in the board, especially the one we love the most: nailing sissies. Cheers

Hi HAL. If you are a bot, you are the most interactive we've had with a snappy comeback after the initial post. So let's test further your AI skills with a bit of discussion on the topic you introduced: From my 30+ years experience, Thai (and Pinay) ladyboys have long been obsessed with the Miss World/Universe/Tiffany pageants as they epitomize their ideals of female beauty and adulation and their countries (TH and PH) tend to be contenders with recent victories in either of the pageants and frequent selection to the final 10. What perhaps has intensified their interest in recent years is that the pageants (national and international) are being media-covered everywhere for the public to follow and the contestants become well known even before the actual pageant. While many of us macho men obsess with football and other sports, the sissies put such passion into the prettyest ladies contests... and dream of being one of them. What do you think?

Is it just me or you are some kind of bot that is never going to post again?

Yes Mr Suave dyed his hair bright blonde and spiked it up to metamorphose into Snoop's circa-2012 BFF KendoUK hoping to recreate the magic of their legendary joint trip to Issaan so brilliantly chronicled at that other evil forum; and also not to look so much like he could be snoop's father (and the sissies' grandpa!) once we hit the highlands. Mr. Suave as "butterfly in the wind" as he may at times be is not without notion of leadership, one aspect of which is to let a better prepared and more focused man take charge, in this case regarding the highlands travel logistics that snoop had been planning more thoroughly than Eisenhower did the Normandy D-Day landings. In addition, AC departure day happened to be the day after Mr. Suave was told he could no longer shelter 5 native youths in his room at no extra-charge so, as understanding as he was of the hotel's position, he still was stung in his pride and not sure if he'd want to return to the hotel after the highlands. So instead of leaving his stuff at the hotel (which included 2 inflatable pool crocodiles) as initially planned, he chose to pack up all his stuff and bring it along so he could decide later if he'd stay again at that hotel or not. Snoop's firm orders to lighten up the car load meant Mr. Suave had to leave a big bag of tricks at the hotel and therefore stay there again when he returned to AC. Throughout the 7-day trip that followed, Snoop was very much the ship's captain with Suave and his pretorian guard of 3 sissies marching along but consensually influencing choices by wisdom and numbers always giving space for Snoop and Pocahontas to blossom their courtship that apparently degenerated into buggery every time we were not looking.

Nobody likes to be told they can not do something they were previously doing, and that change of mind came just one day before check-out so the hotel could tactically have let it slide... but I confess that despite having my ears pulled, there was a measure of relief in it for me. Having 4 sissies in a room is fun and is conducive to great group sex but in the end they were basically crashing at the hotel all expenses paid. Keeping the 4 from acting too silly or losing pool towels or not over-ordering drinks took a lot of HR managing on Mr. Suave's part and complicated him getting to know new sissies since there was nowhere else in the room for them to sleep and they might not be agreeable to the group sex thingie off the bat. So the hotel's decision took care of that sissy squatting aspect and when Mr. Suave returned a week later for a few more days he had quality 1-on-1s with one of his groupie sissies plus a couple new picks.