terry Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Ok you have a set budget for moving to pattaya.What are some of the things you can get for free to save baht in pattaya.Even on a holiday what do you look for to save baht. Disclaimer-no ballon chasing or avoiding bar fines as we heard before,555 So lads how can we save baht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Dont go out? Sorry Terry but you always get one "smartarse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimslim Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 Save up sachets of mayo from restaurants and use it next day for sun cream . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownLoLarry Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 free to save baht in pattaya. In any town it's nice to know where free public toilets are located. Don't want to have to buy a beer I don't want just to take a piss. Tukcom has urinals i use quite a bit. In between the two banks at Avenue mall there is a 24/7 toilet. Walking is free and you discover lots of interesting places if you wander off the beaten track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 I don't know about stuff to save you money (apart from No's 2 & 6), but you can most definitely get any of this lot for free... And in abundance too! A dose of the clap. :nurse: Party food that will give you the shits for 2 days. A load of insults & abuse walking down Soi 6/1. Bad advice from drunks. Sachets of sugar, you can make believe it's cocaine & pretend you're having a really good time. :startle: Anything you can shoplift. A bit of a wank, blow job or finger insertion in Stringfellows A punch up with a Russian. Your nuts grabbed on the beach. :hair: Pick pocketed on the beach. But seriously, stay in a condo-tel like VC or Yen Sabai rather than a hotel, eat good Thai food from 'real' Thai food shops, enjoy the beach & walks, don't go for 'superstars', tip girls rather than buy ladydrinks... Or better still drink in cheap expat bars & get your LB's from the beach, rent a cheap bike, do the party circuit, take advantage of the outdoor events, don't drag sponging ladyboys about with you, don't buy a shitty cheap suite or a wooden frog you can play tunes on... And finally, wank a lot! NB. A lot of BM's/FM's are scared of the beach & if you are here's a few 'very' lose tips:- Make friends with the freelancers, buy them cheap drinks from the 7/11 & that sort of stuff; suss them out a bit, keep going back & see what their attitude & behavior is like over a period of time, are they a bit druggy sometimes, have they got friends or are they doggy loners who seem to have something to hide?.. Use your savvy. Then/if you feel a bit more secure & you're ready to make your move check they've got an I.D card & then make sure that they hand them in!.. Now all you need to do is put some kitchen gloves on, bend them over & have a look to see if they've got any anal warts or anything else untoward going on dermatologically before you do the deed! There's some real diamonds in the rough out there that knock spots off of anything you're going to find in the bars (JMHO)... And filthy cheap too, especially if they're homeless!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terry Posted February 18, 2012 Author Share Posted February 18, 2012 Well just entering pattaya is free and would have to be the largest adult theme park.You could people watch for years.555 I like to get a hot girls phone number for free.Then i call her and have phone sex.love it Lung the sugar sachets,that cracked me up,so i put another one in my cuppa,hell yeh its free here at macca's. Cheers Lads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luung Posted February 18, 2012 Share Posted February 18, 2012 Well just entering pattaya is free and would have to be the largest adult theme park.You could people watch for years.555 I like to get a hot girls phone number for free.Then i call her and have phone sex.love it Lung the sugar sachets,that cracked me up,so i put another one in my cuppa,hell yeh its free here at macca's. Cheers Lads Yeah, I should have mentioned that... Take loads of phone numbers & write them down on pen & paper (don't call me, I'll call you)... In fact never get your phone out, tell them you don't even like to carry the thing around! Funnily enough the people watch is, as much as anything else, exactly what I go to Pattaya for & has you said, it's for free!!! I can get my 'LB' rocks of up here in CMX, but it ain't ever nothing like as much fun. Thank god you didn't snort that sugar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DownLoLarry Posted February 19, 2012 Share Posted February 19, 2012 There are often free concerts on Bali Hai Pier! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimslim Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Save money on barfining ladyboys by slipping sleeping tablets in your mates drink then dress him as a girl,put a spot of rouge and foundation and a spot of lippy on him then bugger him in his slumber . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ciobha Posted February 20, 2012 Share Posted February 20, 2012 Now be fair Jimslim, I only did that on you once. No need to bring it up on a public forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnykey Posted February 21, 2012 Share Posted February 21, 2012 Now be fair Jimslim, I only did that on you once. No need to bring it up on a public forum. I trust you had your glasses on upside down while you were potting. :lolu: Cheers DK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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