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  1. Wow......Have you ever traveled a long road DT since your beginnings on Stogies old forum.......... I am very as in extremely, happy for you ........... It matters little if we love GGs or ladyboys or femboys or boys........ What matters most is that we love ourselves first....... Just the way we are.......... I am happy for you..........
  2. Two of my Robin favorites a bit more obscure.... The Fisher King with Jeff Bridges....A perfect role for Robin........ And the extremely obscure, The Best of Times with Kurt Russell...Are you ready for some football............ Both bring a smile to my heart............
  3. Cat's Place wasn't really a short-lived bar nor was it located in Sunee....It was located on a small Soi on the way to Sunee for some, but much closer to TukCom than to Sunee...If you walked down with PD you would always pass by Cat's......PD didn't like the trek down Soi 16/17 for fear of getting run down by a passing motor contraption of some sort.......Didn't blame him, I was fearful of the motorbikes as well..So I used to travel to Sunee the back way....Yep, there is a back entrance to Sunee Plaza...What ever would Sunee be without a backdoor........ In the day I agree the right LB Bar may have been a success in Sunee...There were evenings when the crowd at Corner Bar would have easily supported a dedicated LB bar....I could envision that a relaxed LB bar kinda like Corner Bar minus the sillycone slut factor of other LB bars but with the femmy factor, might draw a certain crowd...But sadly those days are apparently gone.... Hopefully not forever........... Maybe one day your wish will come true Sam.........
  4. Kahuna

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    Berra-isms (colloquial expressions that lack logic) are now countless, and many of them are just attributed to Berra, even if he never actually said them. As he so perfectly put it: “I never said most of the things I said.” Here are 50 of our favorites. 1. When you come to a fork in the road, take it. 2. You can observe a lot by just watching. 3. It ain’t over till it’s over 4. It’s like déjà vu all over again. 5. No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded. 6. Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. 7. A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore. 8. Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours. 9. We made too many wrong mistakes. 10. Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken. 11. You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. 12. You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you. 13. I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four. 14. Never answer an anonymous letter. 15. Slump? I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting. 16. How can you think and hit at the same time? 17. The future ain’t what it used to be. 18. I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better. 19. It gets late early out here. 20. If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them. 21. We have deep depth. 22. Pair up in threes. 23. Why buy good luggage, you only use it when you travel. 24. You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there. 25. All pitchers are liars or crybabies. 26. Even Napoleon had his Watergate. 27. Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. 28. He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious. 29. It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much. 30. I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don’t understand is how he lost five. 31. I don’t know (if they were men or women fans running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads. 32. I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. 33. I’m not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. 34. In baseball, you don’t know nothing. 35. I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn’t my fault that I’m not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? 36. I never said most of the things I said. 37. It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility. 38. If you ask me anything I don’t know, I’m not going to answer. 39. I wish everybody had the drive he (Joe DiMaggio) had. He never did anything wrong on the field. I’d never seen him dive for a ball, everything was a chest-high catch, and he never walked off the field. 40. So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face. 41. Take it with a grin of salt. 42. (On the 1973 Mets) We were overwhelming underdogs. 43. The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. 44. Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. 45. Mickey Mantle was a very good golfer, but we weren’t allowed to play golf during the season; only at spring training. 46. You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go. 47. I’m lucky. Usually you’re dead to get your own museum, but I’m still alive to see mine. 48. If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work. 49. If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. 50. A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.
  5. I'm a bit late as always but congrats and kudos Big D......... And wishes for another 5000 happy posts and happy ladyboys..........
  6. Respectfully RX I am well aware of Ms Jolie's reasoning for her huge (Trump's favorite word) breasts...Probably more so than you are... My sister died from breast cancer...My mother had a double mastectomy...My daughter's mother (my former wife) died from breast cancer.... My daughter is obviously scared shitless...She was obsessed with the disease and had test after test...Went to specialist after specialist...And they all told her there is NO guarantee if you have the surgery that you still won't get breast cancer...To ease my daughter's fears, I offered to pay for surgery....After 15+ years my daughter still has natural breasts....... I was wrong to mention Jolie's fake tits...I apologize to you and the world and take my words back... I just don't like her.... But, this thread is not about Jolie's tits it is about bringing First They Killed My Father to the screen...... My contention is that Jolie is not capable of doing that........... I love this book and I am excited to see it being made into a film and I truly hope I am wrong about Jolie...... And I will happily eat my words if I am wrong.... This is not an easy conversion from printed page to screen...That's why I asked if anyone knows who is writing the screenplay......
  7. I don't like Brad's wife at all...Fake tits and no talent......... Loung Ung's book however is magic......I have read it twice now...Ready for a third read.......... Mrs. Pitt will have to follow in the footsteps of at least two western films The Killing Fields and Heaven and Earth both true chronicles of experiences in Cambodia and Vietnam...... A formidable task....... We shall see............ Does anyone know who is penning the script............. Ms Ung has written a second book I believe titled Lucky Child that I think chronicles her life after First They Killed My Father.....I haven't read it...Suppose I should.......
  8. I do believe that you Khun BigTel and your pal Khun KenW drew the map and posted the road signs........
  9. And that's why God invented mirrors...........
  10. Yes, but did he eat their livers with some fava beans and a nice chianti....................
  11. That is very cool....Kudos to Keanu....
  12. Great film....I pop it in the old DVD player on occasion........Always makes me smile...........
  13. What's crazy is how Amazon processes its inventory........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg2lcTdloIQ
  14. There is great book by Loung Ung titled First They Killed My Father: A Daughter of Cambodia Remembers.... It is the true account of the author's and her family's survival during the Khmer Rouge horror.......... She has a second book that I have not read titled After They Killed Our Father which chronicles her life in America.... I understand the first book might be made into a film directed by Brad's wife...Perhaps along the lines of Heaven & Earth or The Killing Fields...But we shall see........ In any event, if you can get through Ms Loung's first book without shedding a tear or two you're a better man than I.... But maybe not.......
  15. I do believe you and Pdoggg...I saw those same pics of the two of them maybe 2 or 3 years back on one of those sites with photos gathered from many other sites....Perhaps I was confused....Not hard for this old guy to get confused............ If they work or worked in Cascades maybe someone here can give us a first hand taste report....Very cute and delicious looking little ladyboys....... And for the record, I still vote for all four......................
  16. Those two lovelies that you have labeled Thai I do recall some time back viewing on a site that escapes me now but they were referred to as Filipinas.......... Now that may or may not be true and not that I spend any time looking at or for sites such as would allow photos like y'all have posted but....I do recall that I was googling for some medical advice and those photos just popped up...Of course I moved on very quickly...At least within 2 or 3 hours minutes.... Now it might not be important if they are Thai or Filipina to most but the instant I saw this thread and those four lovely creatures for some strange reason I instantly became famished....I needed to put something tasty in my mouth.... So I thought do I want a sushi roll or some ka pai moo kai dao or some baboy adobo...... Which brought to mind that old saying, "You can't have your cake and eat it too." Which means I think, you can't have it both ways...which I am certain many here would answer, "But in Thailand and the Philippines I always have it both ways." So, like Khun Pdoggg I cannot decide between the 4 lovelies.......... Unfortunately, there ain't a way to vote for all four tasty samples...And I don't suppose that would be fair...But fair or not that is my vote.... A sushi roll ka pao moo kai dao baboy adobo..... Which translated means: The Best of Both Worlds.....Whatever and wherever those worlds happen to be...........
  17. As did I............... Sad news.................
  18. Beg to differ young man......... A couple in Pattaya that are not to bad...One on a little soi on the way to Jomtien...Cute little place with decent food and lots of atmosphere.........There is another pretty decent one on Soi 7 near Beach Road whose name I can't recall either.....And then the Blue Parrot down the way from Obsessions near Beach Road........ In BKK I suspect there are many but the only one I have ever visited is Sunrise Tacos on Sukhumvit across from Robinsons....They have/had a deli on one side and a sit-down on the other........... All pretty decent places... At any rate you gotta love the sign..............
  19. Damn, I wish I had know and had the time PD...NOLA is one of my very favorite places to visit........A beignet at the Cafe Du Monde and a crawfish po'boy at some small hole-in-the-wall restaurant........Damn damn, I can smell and taste NOLA from here............
  20. The Nazi salute thing has me thinking in reverse.....Thinking in reverse comes with aging....The older one becomes the better one becomes at thinking in reverse...........And I am getting pretty damn good at thinking in reverse......... I had an off the wall friend growing up...One day he came to me with a new riddle...And his riddle was..."What is the difference between a duck?" "Between a duck and what?" I asked................. "Nothing," he answered. "Just a duck." "Impossible," I said................. "No, it ain't," he answered once again......... "So," I said in desperation, "I'll play your game...I give up...What is the difference between a duck?" "The answer to my riddle is," he answered with a huge smile, "One of its legs are both the same." I knew for certain then that something was seriously wrong with my friend who I dearly liked...And all these years later...while I have no real information regarding him...I suspect that he is either locked up somewhere to protect himself and the rest of civilization........or he is the president of Harvard....... But reverse thinking has allowed me to think about his riddle and his answer and now I think that I have finally figured out what his riddle means......... In any event thanks to him and his riddle and to reverse thinking and to the Nazi salute I truly do know now, just how many balls of string it takes to reach the moon...........
  21. Kahuna

    Obituaries

    As do I Sam...Perhaps one day soon my friend........
  22. I've been called every derogatory name in English, Thai and a few other languages......... And sometimes just in sign language.......... But I ain't never been called a Cheap Charlie........... Now I got a goal......................
  23. From the title I thought this was a thread about Lassie and her can of food........... But happily I was wrong and this Collie is a very lovely lassie.........
  24. Beg to differ PD...If you are a pervert with a hard-on you can do anything............ This must be how cars are made................
  25. "If the original question was: "You flip two coins. The first one came up heads. What are the chances that the second one is also heads?" Then you would be correct to say 50%. But since the question was: "You flip two coins. ONE OF THEM came up heads. What are the chances the second one is also heads?" Then the answer is 33%."
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