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Thank you. To elaborate, she calls me Papa Bear. I don't mind at all - just adds to the excitement. In fact, she's coming over tonight :)

Got a 20 year old ladyboy I am seeing regularly. She calls me "papa." Okay, so I am older than her father, but so what? I look at it as a turn-on!

What idiotic, inbred, buffalo-fucking, monkey-spunk drinking Isaan fucktard would burn a rice field located NEXT TO A SCHOOL WHILE THAT SCHOOL WAS IN SESSION??? Simple - the idiotic, inbred, buffalo-fucking, monkey-spunk drinking Isaan fucktard who uses the rice field next to my school. It's stupid, reoccurring shit like this that makes me realize that Thai males are the most idiotic thing on this planet. AFAIK, they can all take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick. /rant over

Yeah...right. My bullshit meter just broke again.

Here's a gripe: I hate it when some bar girl brings her buffalo grandmother from Nakon Nowhere, Isaan to the big city and takes the buffalo for her first escalator ride. And the fucking Isaan buffalo can't figure out how to get on the fucking thing. People are backed up, waiting for the Isaanite to make her first move. And what the fuck is she waiting for? A sign from Buddha? The right feng shui? Or perhaps a hard shove from the irritated white guy (me) behind her. They sure grow them dumb in the north.

I've lived here for 10 years. Got Thai ID and everything. Fucktards still make me show my passport.

Probably mentioned before but deserves another mention - ladyboys who have more body hair than me. If I wanted to fuck someone hairy, I would clone myself.

And while we're at it, I want to open a business back in my home country and charge Thais 400% more than anyone else. Fuck their double pricing.

(in my best Elvis imitation) Thank you! Thank you very much!

Specific for Bangkok: Twats on motorcycles who hammer down the road in a built-up area at ridiculous speeds.. What do you think is going to happen if anything gets out in front of you? You don't know because the only thing you can think is how cool you look. But you don't, cos everyone thinks "twat. And i bet you haven't got mirrors. And if you had, they would be angled so you could look at yourself when you're riding along to see how cool you look just before you crash. And let's not forget the fucking Isaan taxi drivers who are less than 24 hours off their buffalo and think they know every nook and cranny in Bangkok. Fucktards couldn't find their ass with both hands, a map and compass, and a Sherpa guide. And will they listen to directions? Oh fuck no! They are Thai and obviously know every-fucking-thing! Why listen to the white man? Jesus, line them up against the wall and do this country a favor.

I really fucking hate the fact that my best teacher just quit on me.

I want the one on the left!

Ex CIA, ex SAS, it's all the same. Ten years of hearing those stories made my bullshit meter break.

Mazatlan, Mexico. Went there a few years ago. The town square, the friendly people, the beach. It just seamed like heaven. I still want to live there. Maybe when I retire.

As the Thais would say, น่าเกลียดมาก Not quite my style.

"So what good deeds have you done which you wish you hadn't?" My (former) favorite free-lancer was a bit down on her luck one time, so I loaned her some money, no strings attached. Big effing mistake. Not only have I lost out on the sex (it's always something as to why she can't come over or can't meet), but the monthly sob-story calls always happen the day after payday. I'm expecting her to call any time now.

Stashing porn in this day and age can also be a challenge. I have a memory stick that has some really nasty stuff on it. I keep it locked in a safe . . . just in case my son gets curious.

^Effing classic! Sorry I am out of rep power for today!

It was video tapes for me, featuring a wide assortment of hardcore. The straight porn was donated to a friend of mine back in the 80s. The ladyboy porn traveled with me throughout parts of the US and was eventually buried out in the desert.

for me, it all depends on my mood. Most times I love the ladyboys. sometimes a good romp with a women. And on those rare occasions, solitude is excellent.

I own a nose. That is to say, I helped pay for a nose job for one of my favorite LBs.

This is Thailand. 99% of what goes on here makes little if any sense.

I moved to Thailand 10 years ago. While options for employment are limited for foreigners, that was not a problem for me as I am a certified teacher from California. What I saw was my teaching load drop from 30 to 15 contact hours per week, and my student load drop from 180 students to 75. Plus being foreign certified opened up many opportunities for me that are just not available for most people. In short, I have a pretty nice lifestyle and the transition was almost painless. Learning the language was a pain and I am nowhere near fluent (but I can hold my own). I have also made many mistakes along the way. But now, 10 years on, I am glad I made the move. I go home yearly, my retirement is taken care of (off shore), and thanks to my son, I own the house I live in. It hasn't always been easy though. Coups and riots do tend to be worrisome.

Let's face it friends, when we get dragged back to the village, the lady gets to show off what she won in the guava lottery. However, for those with more dollars than sense: NEVER buy a house in ANYONE's name. If you must buy something, buy a condo. Those you can legally own with no Thai co-sign. Keep your money off shore. Same with any insurance policies And most important: if it sounds too good to be true, it is too good to be true. Second most important: when in doubt, there is no doubt. Happy hunting!

Oh there is more to it than that. Simple farming types do not command hundreds of thousands. You start speaking that kind of money and you're into the university educated, career-tracked types. Also remember that the amount of "sin sod" (bride price) is generally returned to the newly married couple as a gift from the parents to help the new couple start out. Be very wary of those who constantly mention sin sod. Take it from one with experience.