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Thank you. To elaborate, she calls me Papa Bear. I don't mind at all - just adds to the excitement. In fact, she's coming over tonight :)

Got a 20 year old ladyboy I am seeing regularly. She calls me "papa." Okay, so I am older than her father, but so what? I look at it as a turn-on!

What idiotic, inbred, buffalo-fucking, monkey-spunk drinking Isaan fucktard would burn a rice field located NEXT TO A SCHOOL WHILE THAT SCHOOL WAS IN SESSION??? Simple - the idiotic, inbred, buffalo-fucking, monkey-spunk drinking Isaan fucktard who uses the rice field next to my school. It's stupid, reoccurring shit like this that makes me realize that Thai males are the most idiotic thing on this planet. AFAIK, they can all take a sugar-frosted fuck off the end of my dick. /rant over

Yeah...right. My bullshit meter just broke again.

Here's a gripe: I hate it when some bar girl brings her buffalo grandmother from Nakon Nowhere, Isaan to the big city and takes the buffalo for her first escalator ride. And the fucking Isaan buffalo can't figure out how to get on the fucking thing. People are backed up, waiting for the Isaanite to make her first move. And what the fuck is she waiting for? A sign from Buddha? The right feng shui? Or perhaps a hard shove from the irritated white guy (me) behind her. They sure grow them dumb in the north.

I've lived here for 10 years. Got Thai ID and everything. Fucktards still make me show my passport.

Probably mentioned before but deserves another mention - ladyboys who have more body hair than me. If I wanted to fuck someone hairy, I would clone myself.

And while we're at it, I want to open a business back in my home country and charge Thais 400% more than anyone else. Fuck their double pricing.

(in my best Elvis imitation) Thank you! Thank you very much!

Specific for Bangkok: Twats on motorcycles who hammer down the road in a built-up area at ridiculous speeds.. What do you think is going to happen if anything gets out in front of you? You don't know because the only thing you can think is how cool you look. But you don't, cos everyone thinks "twat. And i bet you haven't got mirrors. And if you had, they would be angled so you could look at yourself when you're riding along to see how cool you look just before you crash. And let's not forget the fucking Isaan taxi drivers who are less than 24 hours off their buffalo and think they know every nook and cranny in Bangkok. Fucktards couldn't find their ass with both hands, a map and compass, and a Sherpa guide. And will they listen to directions? Oh fuck no! They are Thai and obviously know every-fucking-thing! Why listen to the white man? Jesus, line them up against the wall and do this country a favor.

I really fucking hate the fact that my best teacher just quit on me.

I want the one on the left!

Ex CIA, ex SAS, it's all the same. Ten years of hearing those stories made my bullshit meter break.

Mazatlan, Mexico. Went there a few years ago. The town square, the friendly people, the beach. It just seamed like heaven. I still want to live there. Maybe when I retire.

As the Thais would say, น่าเกลียดมาก Not quite my style.