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To be honest, I won't miss the place. I had the occasional good night in there, but more often than not I was met with stony-faced indifference from the "hostesses" who worked there. Bow was cracker though.

Yeah, I like that as well Pdoggg. I think I'll use it tomorrow. Not an easy phrase to drop into a conversation though.

That is fucking class! Reminds me of the time I got pissed with an evangelical American couple in Linda Bar. They tried so hard to show me the errors of my way. Alas, I was beyond redemption. Perverts and child molesters she's looking for??? She should try the Vatican first. Fucking hypocrisy man!!

Yes, very nice. Right up my street that one.

Agreed Dixon. I'd get the tissue paper out for her.

I'm sure I saw Al Pacino do a very passable Cockney once. And Johnny Depp's managed it pretty well. Fucking top class actors the both of them.

Karl was a fucking nut. And I honestly couldn't understand half of what he said to me, but...he managed to create something quite special in my opinion. Lita ain't too bad a host these days either. Crabby! Yeah, he was good. Quite an oddball but likeable. I always got the impression he wanted me to shag him. Outwith my abilities that one. Takes a real player to fuck a balding, pot-bellied American fella. Maybe one day

That's fucking wild!! You the man Tel!! I'll have to give it a crack some time.

Twice in the past few months I've heard the word "stigma" used when talking about Thailand. Both times it was said by a cocaine-snorting, adulterous, prostitute-shagger. The hypocrisy seemed not to register with either of them. As long as no one is aware of their infidelities it is, morally, acceptable behaviour. But to go to Thailand!...tsk,tsk,tsk. I blame that attitude on the grinding boredom of suburbia. I pity the cunts really.

Yeah, I've never understood this "Pattaya uniform". A wee bit of effort usually yields a better result when looking for a fuck. A lot of these guys would have a better experience if they tidied up their appearance.

I'm very happy with the term, and I try to keep it in conversation throughout any time with a hooker. Maybe we like each other. I hope so. I try to be as nice as possible with them. But I'm buying a service and they're giving one. Too many times in the past things have gotten confused and I've been treated like a wayward boyfriend. Na, customer suits me fine.

I love that song. I was told once that the song was about a notorious gang of bank robbers - The Quality Street Mob - that worked out of Manchester. I always thought that was a cracking name for a crew...Quality Street...it sounds so harmless.

A few wee crackers in Lita Bar these days. Characteristically on the young side I see.

Does the Pope wipe his ass with bracken?

Yeah bb, I'll take a crack at that one - Som, Sally Bar ;)

It's the lass who used to work in Koyo with the impossibly perfect bum. Never did know her name. Always fancied a go but...ships in the night.

Kwang! Memories come flooding in. She really had something back then. A real fucking prima donna though. Last time I saw her she was showing the signs of a decade's worth of boozing and smoking. The old Pattaya lifestyle catches up with us all I suppose.

Toe sucking...boring! How about pissy golden feet showers...in pantyhose...with a custard finish...priceless!

Bravo! That should win a Golden Globe...best action movie I've seen in ages.

I was in a restaurant in Jomtien one day and an old Thai couple were sitting on mats near the road getting drunk. The old fella died and an ambulance came and carted his remains away. A small group of Thais watched all this and none of them even made eye contact with the old drunk woman, including the ambulance crew. Within 10 minutes everyone was gone and the old drunk lass just stared at the empty space where her old fella had been. She eventually grabbed the bottle of booze, chugged in back, then lay down, probably to die too. No cunt batted an eyelid.

Holy moly! She's still got it. That brings back memories.

Exactly the way I like it! We must meet the next time I'm in Bangkok sweetheart.

It's a young man who's necked a lot of hormones I reckon. Something about the mouth and upper lip says MAN to me. Obviously I'd shag it though.

mmm...Never tried We Are No 1. I was looking for a good R&R gogo last trip but found them all to be pretty piss really. Must have walked by that one dozens of times and never gave it a thought. Good shout pdogg.

Yeah, agree with bb. Deny yourself nothing in the pursuit of sexual bliss. I remember when I needed to see tits to make the fantasy real. Now I rarely find fake tits appealing. A face and body with cosmetic enhancement really doesn't do it for me anymore. In that respect I have become a purist.