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Funnily enough young Chuling bears more than a passing resemblence to tall Oil in her younger years, one of the only ladyboys that I've had any real attachment to (and they've both got that stiffer than stiff thing going on too)... It's just such a crying shame that she eventually went down the silicone route... Let's just hope that this lovely little popet Chuling doesn't go down that route too, she's quite lovely as she is. Credit to Ladyboyladyboy for the pic!

I LOVE YOU STROKER!!!! You could never be too vulgar for me Sam... And same, same, I wouldn't leave one square centimeter unsullied. I think that overal these Jap newhalves cultivate a much more sophisticated look & demenor than their Thai counterparts Thaibound, match that to the 'usually' alabaster white skin & slender physiques & then throw in the fact that they are modern thinking contempoary people... And I'm rock solid sold!

Man, I think that Nadia's unbelievable... I keep logging in, just to have another look at her... Me think's Pattaya's just got itself on the map again!!!! Did she used to work in Pook's, soi 6, by any chance? What is it with the service staff in this place, they usually knock spots off the dancers!

Right with you there Ken... I think that Chuling's just about the best thing to hit the porn scene in years... I'd brush my teeth with her shit, man! I actually think the Japs have run away with the game, nearly all of the porn that I download or pilfer nowdays is Japanese... It's just such a shame that it's such an expensive scene over there; otherwise for me at least, I don't think even Thailand would get much of a look in... JMHO

I love it when they call me a little shit And yeah, great calves!!! Its a damm sexy photo, I just want to be crawling up that ladder trying to get my head up her dress

I think you'd have more luck campainging for real ale in music houses, to be honest Route65... And I wouldn't hold out a lot of hope for that either! It is what it 'is', I'm afraid Bring back Sally's & Ezy, that's all I can say.

Well I'm all for her & think that she's she's fuckin' great!.. A wonderful & much needed breath of fresh to Facepoop... She's given me more than a few gigles. And no, I wouldn't shag her, but I'd definitely like to buy her a drink & help her milk a few cows & clean out a few pig pens

They retire to Facebook Globtrotter... And then they just get greedier & greedier & greedier. Gone are the days when theyd be taking out the plastic tits to endure an uncomfortable marriage or just sit around the viillage self harming. The age of the transexual MILF is upon us lads, both the times & the Thais, they are a changing. Now we all know that I was being fecesious, but in all seriousness, the Thai infatuation with Facebook & other such social media outlets has really changed the game for the oldens, if they still take good photos, have a good command of English & are clever enough, then they've got it made right now. I've mentioned before that my last close, retired, LB 'MILF' friend recons she could earn far more now than she ever did in Pattaya (and she was a really popular high earner)... The punters & potencial suiters are besides themseves, falling over one another, trying to out match & desperately carry favor... And her supposedly 'star' status is now at an incredibly obnoxious all time high. And this applies to a few other old blasts from the past that I'm currently contacting too. One old 'Hi Boss' beauty (out of the game for 7 years now) & a flame from years ago, is now getting a surprise 'new lease of life' too... And I just can't wait to get stuck in! 2/3 years ago you just couldn't have predicted any of this! Greeds, just that 'greed' Globtrotter & short shelf life career's a factor, but don't think that gets any better with age, it don't, they just get even more desperate as the clock click starts to get louder & louder

Wish I could give you another +1 for that one Willy!!! 55555555555.. Post of the year (IMO) I remember years ago (late teens) my mother getting a bee in her bonnet about gaining access to my bedroom for a major spring clean... Anyway ridged with fear (as my mum was a religious door knocker) I bundled all my porn together, ran downstairs & dumped the lot in the back of my old mini van ... Then guess what? Next morning my van wouldn't start, so forgetfully I ran inside & ask my mum if she could give me a push... And low & behold as she looked through the back windows of the van, what did she see scattered all over the floor, but some of the nastiest, vilest, dirtiest, cum smeared, snot wiped, disgusting, anal porn you could possibly see back then in the late 70's (just thankfully all female) ... There was a huge shriek, I felt two stinging slaps against the side of my face & she just growled & made cat like hissing sounds at me ... It took her over three months for her to find it in herself to talk to me after that & then she could only say was that I was possessed by the devil, should leave home & was not longer her son... She really wasn't the type of woman who should have that type of stuff inflicted on her Also remember dumping all my porn on a mate just before leaving England to come to live in LOS... There was a whole large black bin liner full of the stuff; even I had to shake my head when I looked at it

Thanks rxpharm! @Route67, Now that was just bound to happen, wasn't it... I told I need a speel check.

Its... "Not painful, no good". "Can not", would be, "mai dai". My turn to correct you now Route67!.. Touche'.

I need a speel check... And there just isnt one for posting on this site on either of my computers. I'm viewing through internet explorer Ta much Lung

Great words Packkers! And yep, It's just the male menopause 'BB', don't worry about it, I'd be more concerned about the flushes! But seriously, I think that if you're a 'normally aspirated bloke who doesn't consider himself gay then your subconscious mind's going to be inevitably & continually asking questions like, "What the fuuuuuuuckk am I doing, this thing's got a fuuuuuckkkin' pair of bollocks"!!! In spite of doing this for 14 years now & being into the porn before that, sometimes my mind can makes sence of it & justify it & sometimes it can't, sometimes it feels natural & sometimes it dosen't, sometimes I feel embarrased about it & sometimes I can stare the whole world down about it... And that's no matter what I''m actually telling myself at the time. And I tend to go in cycles too & I seem to be coming out of my current LB cycle right now & very much feel the need for a properly aspirated & fully oviolating female & this can just come on of its own accord or be brought on by a ladyboy glut, as is probably the case right now, having recently distanced myself emotionally from an LB (friend/ex/whatever) whom I'd been physically distanced from, I've now gone straight out & done the 'geezer' thing & started banging the local LB talent left right & centre, any hole a goal stylie (ask Bubba)!! Right now it's just all got too much for me again, a complete & utter fuckin' overload, from undergoing the normal (to ths little world) emotional bashing from pillar to post from an ex who loves going out of her way to being ridiculously & distastetfully conspicuos in public arenas to me now running around like an anxiety ridden headless chicken getting jammed bollock deep in a seemingly never ending succession of blokes in skirts with fuckin' stubble. Funnily enough, during the last cycle I met a cute little GG on the net who became a girlfriend & guess what?... she'd owned a ladyboy caberete in Hua Hin & a gay gogo in CNX for twenty years... Christ, I can't even get away from this scene if I try! 3 +1's & a box of choclate buiscuts if you can name the LB caberet BB???? This veered straight into the 'pleasure or lifestyle' thread didn't it

Well I'm a 52 year old bald guy who doesn't much punch his weight anymore & I'm hardly big enough to whistle up a cat's arse... But if I'd got to know my date a bit & figured she was a gentle soul at heart with a sweet disposition who didn't start trouble, then I'd wade in & do some damage the other ladyboys beating up on her, no probs!.. Don't see how I'd be able to stop myself, in fact. Same as you 'Hoot' it's too painful for me to sit idly by and watch someone I know in distress and not even try to help them! Forget what you've been told, you know what's right & if you've accepted this other individual as a friend you should show that by standing by her side, even take a beating with her if you have to! But that's easy for me to say, I'm not everyone & maybe a bit more confident in physical confrontations than most. However, I can perfectly understand others not having the stomach for it... But you can do something, run for help, start screaming for the police, pick up something, anything... Just please don't stand by & do nothing!!

Fuckin' ell' Paxo!.. Well personally, I wouldn’t necessarily have been so presumptuous as to assume that myself... But it had crossed my mind & it pretty much got confirmed the other day during a telephone conversation when I asked her if she was missing her family yet? & she replied that she misses them all except for the brother-in-law!.. So yeah... It no doubt was that nasty impotent rage, after all. As unshockable as I think I might have become, it still rarely ceases to amaze me to see what these people will fuckin' do to one another! They can be complete & utter shit dogs! But that's another topic all in itself. Anyway, it's not Issarn, it's up here somewhere... But thanks ever so much for helping me to cover my tracks!.. In my haste I'd initially written down the name of the place, but I snuck back in & edited it out.

Well as many here know, Im cheap when it comes to giving 'most' LB's anything much, other than abuse!.. But I do seem to be mellowing in my old age... Has a rule I'm as cynical as the worst of you, but when it comes to my current 'friend's' case I do make allowances & for good reason... The poor thing spent a lot of years 'on her back' in Pattaya doing a job she detested & put 'ALL' of her money into building a house for her parents & buying the land that it's on before retiring. So when I found out that she'd actually been squeezed out of her own bedroom by her sister & brother in law & that she was now sharing a bed with her mother I just had to do something, so I got her a 'put up' bed... But unfortunately it was to no avail has she eventually got pushed out of her own house!.. She's now living with another sister & I've gotten her a clothes rack & an iron, just so she can be a little more comfortable... And last week I sent her some money for some 'genuine' & urgent dental treatment & then when she comes back up to see me I'll be taking her to a skin specialist's as well... Now I can hear the echoes of, "Dumm prick" ringing out, but I can say one thing for certain as I've known her for years & I do know her character & it's that this has all been sincerely appreciated (Paxo) & that's not just because she keeps sending heartfelt messages, she is truly grateful & she has the maturity to show it properly (& there's the difference, I think), It's because of that maturity of thought that I know that it won't ever be forgotten. She's gone from lots of high paying customers & tit buyers to wearing thread bear clothes & being happy to eke out a living, just so long as she can be close to her family & not have to go back to the life that she had before... So I'll do the little that I can if it helps to stop her going back to Pattaya!.. And I'll do it just this once & just as a friend, if nothing else. So they're not all that bad... Or maybe I am a prick... We'll see? At any rate, I'm the proud owner of a 'put up' bed out in the sticks of northern Thailand. Donnykey's door has got to take some beating & I liked brother Jim's fluffy rabbit story, that put a little smile on my face!

Funny you should say that Tictac, I paint watercolours & ride motorbikes (& ladyboys too, whenever the opportunity arises)... So you'll be able to have a lot of fun doing all three up here, it's a biker's, artist's & pervert's paradise! Regarding your question, "How's Chiang Mai at the moment"?.. Well let's put it this way, you're 20 minutes into the old city will dependent upon what time of the day you travel, so Chiang Mai has unfortunately now got all of the trappings of a big city, dreadful rush hour traffic icluded... Apart from that, the rainy season is now upon us, so at least the air & visibility has cleaned up... But you will get wet on your bike & your colours on your pallet will run

Hi Toppa, I've always said to visiting BM's/FM's that Chiang Mai's predominantly a freelance scene, based mainly around Muan Muang (Thape Gate Rd) & that's where you'll get all the best looking LBs... Plus this scene stays open till the last man standing or the BIB moves everyone along!.. (Currently the BIB is having an early closing clamp down in the bars). Loi Khroy, is the main bar area & it has got 3 full on LB bars & more than a handful which are either mixed or have at least 1 LB's in the crew... I know most of the talent in the bars all too well & in the main part they're a bit too battle weary for me... All that’s left in the bars nowdays seem to be the lame, infirmed & non internet savvie numb nuts! There’s some ‘good enough’ freelance venues too, best one (IMO) being 'Zowie in Yellow', an outdoor dance club in the Reggea Bar complex, Rachawitti Rd (which is the last major turning off Moon Mueang before you get to the north east corner of the moat). CMX is absolutely saturated with LB's & you just wouldn't believe the amount of freelancers frequenting the place... I left a bar at 5.30am the other morning & I must have seen about 15 freelancers still plying their trade, desperate for a customer!!.. And it was fuckin’ daylight with monks walking around collecting with alms bowls Anyway... I say go for both!

Nope... But I do know where it is... It's a nice location, right on the river!

This world's just getting smaller & smaller as we speak DC... I painted the wooden sign for Tranquil Passage!... I had a flat on the other side of the common for 14 years before I sold up to come to Thailand... This is getting too ridiculous! I'll send you a PM mate. I remember going to see John Martyn at the Blackheath Conseratoir once, he turned up to the gig pissed & his opening gambit to the audience was, "You're not going to believe this, but I've just seen a couple of blokes knocking fuckin' lumps out of each other in a small alley way down the road & I looked up to see a sign which read 'Tranquil Passage'.

It is a nice place to visit, just bring your gum shield!.. Only joking... But seriously, go! Especially if you like either art & culture or nature & the outdoors, you'll have a great time; just avoid the bigger, supposedly high end venues, because on the whole they're not particularly Falang friendly, especially with the new found feelings of empowerment buzzing around at the mo... Just be a bit savvie, that's all. The beer bar scene is fine, just overpriced for what it is.

Well I don't lose any sleep, but apart from lack of time, 'heroes' are the other main reason why I don't post so much, I've got so much to say, even currently, but daren't! The problem will be here as much as it is in any other forum, it's just the nature of ladyboy adulation, I'm afraid. It's funny, before being ejected (first time around) from that other site I started lumping most forum inclined LB fanciers into four main categories, 'the swinging handbag brigade', 'the good ole' boys', the 'sycophants' & 'the lads'... See yourselves in here anywhere?? Anyway, the problem is the sycophants, for a lot of the time they just can't fuckin' well help themselves, they're so deeply infatuated with lust & feelings of assumed closeness after a couple of LT sessions of gut wrenching, bollock blistering, helmet hammering, meaningful, anal sex in some scabby hotel room with their current objects of desire that it far out ways & overrides any other sensibilities... And they'll do anything to carry favor, all sneaky & all behind your back too! .. They're just too far gone... Most of these blokes could be robbed, have their teeth kicked & then have the LB wipe their own excrement in their faces... And they'd still say, "I love yoo"! So that's it, I've been 'heroed' a few times & there's those who've got their finger on the trigger ready to do it again... And I know that it comes just as much from within the circle as out of it. Funny thing is I usually have a laugh with the girls about it & they invariably hate the, "yak, yak, yakking, im' talk tooo muuuuch", hero, as well!!!! So stop it, it's not big, it's not clever & it's definitely not very grown up... And you really won't be getting any brownie points for it either!

It's Chiang Mai Lan PDogg, a kareoke area off of Chiang Klang Rd which runs directly south, roughly half a mile from the Night bazza & it's notorious, I hate the fuckin' place. The article was right in that they're a law to themselves down there & they do own the police!.. BTW, Chiang Mai BIB are actually worse than Pattaya BIB, but not quite as bad as the BKK lot; just please take my word for it, as I've stayed in this country for a long time now & I've been on the wrong end of them both up here & down there, as well as a lot of other people I know too... And believe me, it doesn't matter how much you're in the right here, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG! This behaviour is getting more & more common place, I nearly got a beating outside the Mandalay nightclub a little while back by a handful of lads for complaining when the staff had broken into my car & shoved it down the road leaving the side door wide open, just because I'd parked to close to the place... AND IT WAS A FUCKIN' PUBLIC PARKING AREA! The owner happens to be the Nothern Thai General, he charges westerners 400 baht to get in & openly revels in braggin' how much he hates the fuckin' Falang. There's always been a nasty underbelly to this place & I just wish that more people could witness it or at least come forward when something happens, just so that the boil can come up to burst. Anyway, if you don't want to get ripped off, stay out of Kareokies in this area, they're all mafiosie & nasty... And they're just waiting for you!

Funnily enough, DC & myself were just waxing on another thread about an area in the county of Kent (UK) named Wotham... Well just down the road from there is a place named 'Prats bottom'... All the Brits & the Paddy's will get it. Prat = A whimsical name for a really silly person or buffoon, not quite worthy of real bad language... The one who hits the end of your thumb with a hammer or treads on your toe.

No, you don't need to get out more Route67, that tickled me... Thirty years ago I'd have seen a cartoon in it! And yes, the very same... You know, I didn't even realise that he'd passed away... There's living in CNX for you... You can get a bit out of touch. http://youtu.be/YjpcZPT1-NA "Wear his monocle to inspect my work" 55555555555555!!! To be honest, I kept out of his way as much as I could DC, he was utterly eccentric, highly temperamental & grumpy to boot, plus he thought I was a bit odd!? I first saw Johhny Morris's bad temper in 1977, during my first job at a publishing firm working on the TV21 comic which had an 'Animal Magic' strip in it (if you remember that one)? Anyway, he used to come in the office & turn the air blue if ever anything wasn't to his liking & he was really fowl towards all of the underlings, including myself... He was a real nasty bastard, but nobody would ever believe me when I told them! And yeah, we'll have to meet up one of these days, sooner rather than later.. I'd look forward to it! Yeah, sorry about this BB