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You gonna need a refresher course on how to get to the Pulp Fiction coffee shop?

I have no frame of reference here. What's an average short time gonna run a man? And anyone with a recommendation on a fairly low-budg centrally-located guest-friendly guesthouse, with air and wifi? Cheers, gents. I'm looking forward to this...

Anyone gonna be around Vientiane the weekend of the 10th (this month) -- the following Monday is a holiday in Thailand, and I'm thinking about a possible long weekender there. Thank you, zaronxas, for this thread -- it's been most helpful. FB PS -- what's the cheapest carrier at the moment? Looks like Air Asia doesn't fly there...

I wonder how much I could get for my vibrating ass toy on the black market now...?

I thought you were passing through BKK on your way, no?

So, is Statler who I think it is? The original Statler to your Waldorf...?

Let the other boys have a go -- I've got too much on my plate as it stands...

Yeah, just spoke with her a week ago -- she was looking for work to stay out of p4p -- good for her. And good for me! -- Platinum is right by my bachelor pad...

Was hoping to be there right about now. But alas, it will have to wait... Thanks for this, PD.

Still no intel on the next Morlam?

Last night I had a snake outside my door and a Burmese femboy in my bed. Coincidence?

Got some cuties there, Josh my friend. Is that Jay, back in the fold?

A gorgeous and very popular LB and I were enjoying some pillow talk not too long ago, and she told me how a young Japanese couple had recently barfined her. Considering having a vagina herself one day, she regaled me with stories of playing with the Japanese girl's pussy, probing, examining. The dude was definitely the ringleader, but the girl was an active participant, blowing our fair LB, and even taking her cockal administrations. Oh, if you could imagine who I'm talking about, and envision the scenario, it's almost too much to take for a Japanophile like me... God bless hentai Japanese girls. That's the dream, fellas: A threesome with a Thai LB and a Japanese GG. If I was more aggressive, I coulda pulled it off already. But I'm playing the long game with one particular little minx, hoping for the big payoff...

Speaking of women, recently revisited that famous Stickman post where he said it was the best post ever, from a guy who'd been around a long time, making all kinds of comments on Thai culture, particularly Thai women, as resurrected on another site: http://www.stickmanb.../reader1803.htm I mostly just skimmed through it, but the bit about Thai women stopping having sex when they get older has gotten stuck in my head. I wonder just how true it is. And if so, the implications. Certainly would change my take on massages... Comments?

Went last night and did the stupid thing of bringing in a fifth of Thai rum and pouring in my fountain soda as I am wont to do. Same result every time: I'm all en fuego for the first half hour and then pass out at least twice. Movie is long, like three hours. Batman is my fave superhero franchise, so I gots no probs going again.

That's balls. I've never gotten even close to being able to bring myself to do that. I guess it's because it makes the implicit explicit, or something, like saying, "Let's just be clear, everyone: I'm not here for the massage..." If I can't make eye contact with the one I want, I usually either give up and take the one I'm assigned or pass on. How stupid is that? I need to get balls like Rukki! It's gonna be my next targeted area for self-improvement. In fact, wanna show me how you do it sometime? [i should also state that some of the most fun is in the unknown in the more legit shops. Surprising them or leading them where I want them to go with a variety of routines I run, which makes the endgame results so much more thrilling! Going with the flow can provide it's occasional surprises... To wit: yesterday, I decided to treat myself right with a lil massage. I didn't have my heart set on one thing, or kind of girl. But, yes, wanted some attraction on some level (and yes, that can even include some of the middle-aged GG's. I'm sick). So, I walked the circuit in my nabe and came up with nothing. Devised a fall-back plan, and if all else failed I'd just go into this legit shop, get randomly assigned and have a decent massage. Did the circuit one more time, and about halfway through there's an adorable little GG sitting outside one, with a big smile as they do, and I was sold. One of the cutest GGs I'd seen at a massage shop in a while, actually. And alone, perfect. But within seconds of negotiation, mamasan walks outside and takes over, starts calling for someone inside. And I'm looking at the little cutie with puppydawg eyes, saying, "Not you...?" She starts to say something about it to the mamasan just as the other person arrives at the door. And Lo... a tiny little femboy! Almost couldn't believe my eyes. Not a word of English and shy as shy can be. But an excellent masseuse, if you can believe that. And for two straight hours I flirted with her mercilessly. She was so, I don't know, precious. About an hour in, I got a reproachful slap, so I knew I was getting somewhere. And the final half-hour, though fairly innocent, was as fun as it gets in life. A wonderful birthday surprise... And about midnight last night I received an SMS with perhaps her first ever English sentence: "I miss you". Life is good...

Those pics are from a shoot with some randy European-lookin' dude from a couple twotree years ago, me thinks. Her hair is incredibly long and bordering platinum, at the mo (I always dug her the shorter the better). Another friend of ours most definitely has some recent pics of her... and they're spectacular. Dunno if he wants to share, tho...

Saw Fern, of Guess fame, working in Temptations last night...

Anyone directly involved in any subject is going to care more and have loftier hopes than any TV crew. The Sky documentary series raised western awareness of Thai ladyboys. Is that a -- if not the -- measure of success? Absolutely. Does that mean Jerry doesn't bring up some valid points? No. Of course it wasn't a representative test sample of the entire LB world (like him as I do in person, Cheyenne would never be my Ladyboy Representative in Ladyboy Congress), but with TV deadlines, budgets, and relative intelligences as they are, that would be an impossibility. Has "Girlfriend for Sale" found the audience that the Sky doc did? No. What is more important, a greater product or a greater reach? Discuss. I guess a question might be, "What is truth?" A poster elsewhere said that he was disgusted with the transgender politician, that "it's OK if they get a pussy, but not ok to be a girl with a dick… Until what is between your legs is a lesser part of what makes you a woman, nothing has changed… Posties are obsessed with PUSSY making them a REAL woman. And then join the other side, distancing themselves from what they used to be. I came away with the feeling that the MOST forward people are the common ones that do business with ladyboys, get them bathrooms in schools, etc." I don't know what the rules are over at British Sky television. But I'd be willing to bet there are thousands of people right now secretly curious and wishing they had shown what a gorgeous asian girl with a cock looks like. If possible, it shoulda been shown. Not for cheap thrills, but for the simple fact that it would have short-circuited so many brains, exactly as it has ours. Jerry, you're a crazy old coot, but I loves ya. BTW, if you were unawares, our man Flatpack is Scott from the documentary. And BTW, Flatpack, if you were unawares, Jerry is the motherfucker that ran around Mexico with Jim Morrison and penned "No One Here Gets Out Alive"...

A little "candle wax on the nipples," anyone? Yeah, baby! Notice, if you will, the mystery and allure of the image, enhanced by the smoky ambiance. Whoever thought of that is a genius! PS -- File Under: Special Request -- Can we get a pic of Happy and Luk Tan The Energizer Bunny together? I'm still not convinced they're two separate people. I've never seen them both in the same room at the same time... Coincidence? I think not...

CMM, the week givertake around 10/27-11/4 will have no less than three very big parties with tons o' guys attending for you to meet, hang out with and answer all your questions. One of the best times of the year to be there.

The Latin-African mix: Cubans, Brazilians...

I went home last summer for a couple months, and my first thoughts were, one, Jeez, who's got the effort for this anymore, and two, these fucking puritanical, repressed American girls, dangling their pussies like a carrot, need a reality check... Enjoy the book, dude...

"Soba"? Mmm... Miss Japanese food...

Oh, really? Freestyle on a Friday? Gaining momentum is it...? [insert Party Mardhi debunking retort here... ]...