Jimslim

Good to see them make a comeback on Jools Holland this week . One of my favourite bands from the early 80's Dexys Midnight Runners .

All farangs are millionaires to them . Why give them your number when you are home though ? Sends out the wrong message that you have spongecake tattooed on your forehead . The 3 am "I miss your cock " phone calls become pretty tedious petty soon .

Always the diplomat BB , most annoying ladyboy in the world would be my synopsis

Bit of a lesbo vibe going on there Chase I likes it

The one you kept in your underpants drawer ? The guy at Tuk Com wouldn't touch it , said it was "slightly soiled "

Sheer poetry dear boy ! Good to see another (partial) convert to the post op cause . Were you by any chance wearing your lucky trousers when you met her ? You know the ones the three quarter length slightly flared pantaloons worn with flip flops , the laaaaaydeeees can't resist that combo . If so get me a pair for my next trip , shocking pink 30" waist I'll square you up when we meet .

A true legend and a massive influence on all modern dance and electronic music . I feel love - what a tune

The Thai police should have a competition for the stupidest person to enter the station each month . Instead of facing jail he should to be made to walk around Pattaya dressed as a clown or wearing a donkey's tail for the rest of his holiday .

A teenage dreams so hard to beat .......

A song about a guy who falls in love with a prostitute and want's to marry her , he's not to keen on her customers either . I wonder did Ronnie Dyson holiday in Thailand in 1975 ? Great tune with brilliant lyrics - Lady in Red .

Certainly Oliver with a twist . A pity they weren't post op , we could have called it Snatch

I'm surprised you made it up any hills with pre match training like that Foggy . She's a cutie for sure . What a difficult life you lead my friend , on days like that you must miss those cold rainy days back home ?

I hope she washes her finger before each massage ?

Well done brother Foggy

This is a reason to be cheerful

I've been after this forever , one of those records that no one ever sells . Anyone find a copy in their shed or under their bed or something send me a PM . This is brilliant . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tgQnTcAPrM

Surely you haven't forgot the ending Sean ? 80

I did Sam and I liked it cheers

There is nothing more erotic in this world than ladyboys in wet t-shirts with nipples like football studs . Well captured in its full glory Snick

Good man Jai Dee great to get an update . Reminds me of Che's Motorcycle Diaries

Hopefully this will be of some help . Real life footage of a young chap called Tomkinson taking part in a 30 mile hopping contest against another public school . The ultimate in endurance .

A Stanley knife ? I'm sure you know this already but you need to load up with a lot of carbs before , a lot more than you would take in a normal day because you are gonna burn up a lot of energy . Take a big bowl of porridge with plenty of honey plus a few bananas in the morning . Those energy bars are great too they will give you a quick boast , you can get them in every health or sports shop here not sure about Samui though . Good luck my friend

Give this a listen . Dedicated to all our American brothers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRZ0OFYsSyY

The beautiful P J Harvey . Best album of last year - Let England Shake

Very funny