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  1. not me Woodie, i leave that sort of thing to QG. Atlhough i did hear that his zoom wasn't working too well.
  2. indeed no. it's not a new one. it's an older Nikon. point and press, but loads of scary knobs bells and whistles to master.. i've just about sorted the electric kettle out though. Much easier since i realised it has a lid and i don't have to pour water into it through the spout. i knew i should have read the instruction book. actually i thought sunny was 21 now.
  3. good to see the old girl back in her natural habitat QG.
  4. indeed she is QG which reminds me... i got a camera! you gonna get over here to teach me how to use it? before it ends up in the sea...
  5. okay...The very final quarantine songs from me... i'll wait for a new buzzword. Here's what The Degenerates will do for an encore [which probably means we'll never need to do them] at the Emmy's got talent shows. Written so all you who will be watching and listening on the live stream all across the world, can join in! A Beatles trilogy! 'Golden Slumbers/carry that weight' and 'Hey Jude' get ready to sing along! Golden slumbers/Carry that Weight. Once there was a way, to get back here, relax mongers, do not cry Soon you’ll be back in the sky. Golden showers fill your eyes cures conjunctivitis and styes. Hangovers when you rise dodgy thai food - 7-11 pies, you will get here, by and by. Once there was a way to get back here Once there was a way, to get back in the scene, Relax mongers do not cry, Though you now face quarantine [everybody sing it loud! Shake that booty QG!] Boy, you’re gonna quarantine, quarantine, a long time Boy you’re gonna quarantine, quarantine, a long time Boy, you’re gonna quarantine, quarantine a long time. Hey Jude We’re screwed, we’ve all been had A plane ticket will make it better Remember quarantine Then you can start to make it better We’re screwed, but don't complain We were born to, eat thai chili pepper, The minute you get back on a plane Then you will start to make it better. So come get your lockdown diploma It’ll prove there's no corona, for well you know what it will mean If you don’t do quarantine.. You won’t start to make it better… Better… better... better shake it! Emmy and Teya sing it loud!… here you go now… Hit it! 1-2-3 Na Na na nan na na… na na na na na na na na Quarantine Na na na nan na na…na na na na na na Quarantine .......................................................................................... Emmy must be wondering by now, what is this crap all about... what's probably got her baffled more is what it's all on here for, don't worry Emmy... just learn the songs, The Degenerates want a LB backing singers group! You, Teya and Sunny will do nicely...
  6. i don't think that anyone in Thailand knows how to play Hotel California...
  7. never worry about truth and accuracy QG.... i don't !
  8. now ya really got it QG!...bring your tambourine...you are back in 'The Degenerates' when we do the Emmy's got talent show!
  9. god almighty Quinn! have you seen it? Cowpoke guy has written us... two Rock and Roll Legends! in a country song??? that's all our credibility out the window then. okay, this is better... Oh My Covid Quarantine On a bar stool in a tavern In the year of Quarantine Sat ????? ??? ????? ??? ????? waiting for a better time.
  10. now ya got it Woodie! that is indeed little lily, named by Em. if Lily herself refuses to roll on the ground to let you tickle her ears...Little Lily is quite happy to accommodate. and it's cheaper....
  11. nope QG... Lily wasn't there, she isn't in the photo. Little Lily was there. She is in the photo. Seek and thee shall find.
  12. i never knew that i could write Thai Emmy! i meant the Emmy bar Kittens......
  13. and here Emmy... is the cat itself! and you. Do you have to register the Kittens?
  14. saw those photo's being taken! Just after some ladyboy pinched my ciggies... must have been a LB because only me PD and Petesie were there at the time.... and i checked their pockets for bulges [PD had one but it wasn't ciggies] Honestly QG, can you imagine something so hideous? I mean the theft not PDs bulge. But, besides my misfortunes... at was nice to see little Lily again. She's on the far left of the first photo. Can't keep her away Woodie!
  15. no they wouldn't... not now my hair has grown longer and i've got my fringe back. i'll be wearing my head band again soon. Getting back into rock and roll! Oh! and while i'm here, please guys no more emails, PMs or phone calls, asking for information in advance about The Quinn Chronicles... all will be revealed in the future. Honestly i have been inundated with questions. Okay, just to give you a taster then and to answer the most asked questions. Yes, the book will deal will his lifelong battles against drugs and alcohol addiction but will probably concentrate on his sex-addiction problems. As it might help some of you too no doubt. The early chapters will be studies of his teenage years in San Francisco and Bakersfield, or possibly 'Stan Franks Disco' in Chesterfield, sorry but the handwriting in his diaries can be a bit scrawled at times. And yes, his years in the rock music scene will be revealed, including details of the legendary recording sessions with Kate Bush and the rumoured love-affair between them. all will be revealed, he's possibly forgotten too that in the diaries are songs he wrote with and about Kate, at last they will see the light of day. No good either asking Quinn about all this... He's a very private man. Besides..i haven't made it up yet... Emmy Emmy must be totally baffled with all this... don't worry about it Emmy! fantasy is much more fun than reality sometimes....
  16. it's possible if anyone has sangsom and soda in their blood....
  17. Jesus Christ! 3 people out of how many that have supposedly caught Covid? big deal.
  18. wow Quinn, QG! we've made the grade... big time! celebrated in song... i've never been a degenerate before, it sounds good! Kittens and Degenerates.... Get your guitar out Quinn, learn the chords...The degenerates are gonna do the Joe McDonald...'next stop is quarantine' on the Emmy's got talent night... if that doesn't make people happy to stay in quarantine [forever] nothing will! and here's even more fab and groovy news... coming soon to Emmy's club.. 'The Quinn Chronicles' ...yes the [un]authorised biography of Quinn's life is under construction. Don't hold your breath though folks, my research team have 50 years of his diaries to go through.... but publishers are evidently queuing up for the publishing rights. If anyone sees Quinn trying to dig a big hole to hide in, sort him out please.... just throw in a bottle or two of Sangsom... He'll be okay. also...Desertsandman...welcome to the Emmy club to you. Thanks for joining.
  19. the amazing thing Woodie...is he still can't put his shirt on the right way around...... as you can see! But actually Nosher, you're right... a nice photo, although i confess i copied and pasted the wrong one, it was meant to be the nice one of the 2 sisters together. But hey..you'll do.
  20. nice post Bizguy. here's one of someone [with her dad] who is actually 48 in real years. Emmy Emmy...so good they named her twice...
  21. sorry Woodie...i don't do sentiment! but here we go...one we all know and love [well, i do] the short BBG version of 'Fixing to Die Rag' by Country Joe Macdonald. original is included below. Come on all you monger men Thailand needs your cash again, Hotels in an awful mess What to do? try and guess. Invite you all to come by plane Come on boy’s join the team Next stop is quarantine. And it’s 1-2-3… What are you flying for? Don’t ask me, do you know what I mean? Next stop is quarantine. Come on quietguy don’t be late Bumblebee don’t hesitate, Be the first ones looking cute In your masks and hazmat suit. And it’s 4-5-6… where are you ‘Seven’ ? Come on back to LB heaven, Be the first ones back, on the scene Next stop is quarantine. Come on Big Tel, Woodie too, Come on Rom, time you flew 2 weeks in jail will be good for you, come on all to phuket town...or maybe go to Porton Down And it’s 14-15-16-17 Next stop is quarantine
  22. well no tune to compare it to woodie but here a 30 minute bash... you find a tune! er...QG...no it's not rap... but actually thinking about it with a big rewrite it could almost fit into Barry Maguires 'eve of destruction' but i can't be fart-arsed... i'm off for a massage...it's pension day! The whole damn world’s in isolation Half the people face starvation, Can’t travel from nation to nation No more trains leave the station. The whole damn things humiliating All too sad and too frustrating, Write a letter to the Queen Let’s have fun in Quarantine! Hazmat suits and covid test What will they come up with next? Fly into your hotel cell Get into the strict regime, Do what you’re told in quarantine. Spend your money how we say It’s just for fourteen day, But even when you’re feeling stronger could be a week or two longer. Foreigners are unclean, better get a vaccine! Let’s have fun in Quarantine! Wash your hands in benzene now Don’t upset the sacred cow Our masters know what’s best for us They say they are trying to save us But are they trying to enslave us? They now have a new obsession One day there will be confession When we all have learned our lesson, Living with the new routine Let’s have fun in quarantine!. Feeling like a leper now? You think it will get better, how? Two weeks in a hazmat colony Not so funny but pay your money, Escorted down to the beach For you the world is out of reach, We’ll keep you well, we’ll keep you clean, Let’s have fun in quarantine!
  23. and also welcome Donnykey, Thanks. Hopefully there's going to be a hell of a party one day! Instead of the former Meet and Greets we can have 'After the Quarantine ' bashes......
  24. Pissaro, sorry i'm a bit late welcoming you to the Emmy club... many thanks for joining.... The milestone 50th member by the way!
  25. bbg would rather look for one of these (the mask not the girl, or maybe both). strange you should say that QG... i actually had a look in the official Liverpool shop in the Central festival last time i was around there to see if they had any like that... but they didn't.. shame. [the mask and the girl]. re the Burberry Seven... yes i see them... only 50 pounds each at the market... anybody who wants one , or two or three... please contact me. I will pay postage.
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