There is a LB that I met outside Phillies that has a great sense of humor (she laughs at my jokes, 555!) I talked to her several times before I finally took her ST; I would always use the excuse that "Hon, you are real girl and if I boom boom you, you will get pregnant na..." That just made her more determined, as in sending me pics to prove that she is a LB, lol! I would act confused and say "OK, let me get this right- you were a real girl then you had an operation to become a ladyboy di ba?"
More giggles and laughing.
OK, I've taken her a couple of time -oh man, what a wild cat!- and after we part ways, she will send me a txt saying "Hon, I pregnant now."
I took her yesterday for some afternoon delight, then I went on a bar hop. I'm in the bar, when I get a txt from her "Hon the pregnancy test is positive- and its your baby" There was a nosey girl sitting next to me that I'm trying to ignore and she reads the txt and starts with the Hmmmmp! Serves you right! BS
If she only knew, lol!
Always a blast in AC :)