I don't know about you, but I get certain abbreviations stuck in my head, and sort of automatically translate them when i see them without even noticing it.
For example, when I see "BF" I think "Best Friend". But the way I read this, it actually came out as "barfing". LOL
One that causes me problems is "ATM", which in porn lingo (my native tongue) means "Ass To Mouth". That's usually not the way it's used in normal parlance of course.
Another is "DP" which is an acronym for a standard term in my industry, but in my head I always hear "Double Penetration".
I wish I had one of those "Men In Black" mind-eraser dealy-bobs that I could set on low-power to erase just my depraved acronym translator.