duke007 Posted February 20, 2013 Author Share Posted February 20, 2013 Following on from last night's scandfest - i was talking to our goodfriend Huahin, from Norway, who told me scandies will be here in greatnumbers again at Easter, and again in the summer: June, July, August.Whilst this has always been the case, i'm mindful how important theyare as customers, given the lack of traffic from the rest of Europe. So,i'm thinking of a Scandinavian Party night, with the girls wearingblue/yellow, red/white, and with some silly horned viking helmets, andsome scandinavian style food. Whaddya think?Any ideas where i can get some (lightweight) horn helmets?Food shouldn't be a problem, as there are many swedish restaurants around. (And i quite like meatballs, lol). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Tuesday Night (26th Feb)After an enforced closure on monday it was good to get back into thefray. Or was it? First guy i saw at the bar didn't need to tell me hisnationality!Ffs, this is ok in the bush, but on a night out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Luckily things improved dramatically when Nikkole arrived with her entourage, bearing gifts too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 From then on things started to get messy, increasingly so as anotherregular customer arrived from Aus (well dressed too!) and the bell wasrung a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Nam & Seya caught their eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Here's the.ly lady called Nikkole on here. We had a blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 EmmaEmma & PatriciaBenzPinkPatNuoyWaas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 TanJenSunnySeysNamNancy & TangmoCham & WaasAmyWaasSexy passer-by (previously C & D) now calling herself Jodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 The drinks flowed....and flowed....and flowed. Christ its rare for me toget blathered, but the atmoshere was infectious and i had to take greatcare driving home (yes, yes i know i shouldn't have driven before youall start!). Thanks for a great evening guys.Tangmo losing her inhibitions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Weds NightMany pics from tonight, will appear later. Mainly in soi croc, where Nikkole was clicking away merrily with my trusty Canon.In the meantime i have to get something off my chest:Now i know i've ranted before about these things... butMy good friend and BM inmarset gave me, yes gave me,this beautifil looking thing. He and hartmut recommended a got a datasim (whateverthefuck that is) for it. So having established theconvenient dtac store in Jungceylon had shut and was inconveniently located in Central Festival, i dutifully traipsed over there when we were closed on monday.Me: can i have a data sim for my new phone plsHer: Uh?Me: (mutters; "oh here we fucking go!") i want a data sim for my phone plsHer: you want new number?Me; no, i want same numberHer: why you not use sim from old phone?Me: Its not a data simHer: Uh?Me: OH FFS - want same number, new sim!!Her: give me phone (i hand over both - she takes sim out of old phone and puts into new one) - see sim card fit phone.Me: ok, bollox to it. Thanks for wasting 45 mins of my life.Return to Skylab.Now, as my friend gave me the phone i at least should try and learn to operate it rather than just throw into the jungle.Can i get the fucker open to try to put the sim in? Can i bollox.Decide against incinerating it. Patience Jimothy.Tuesday - try again. Battery flat. FFS!Weds (today) recharge battery and here we go? Er no, not quite. I think "i know i'll send a message just to try and get the hang ofit". Find the message menu easy enough. Up comes a QWERTY keyboard.Well i dont know how you blokes do it. The QWERTY keyboard on thiscomputer is about half the width of my desk, on the phone its about thesize of a matcbox, and you need fingers the size of a pinhead.After 4 attempts to type "This..." (the first word of "This is my firstmessage on my new phone") and i've had Tjis, Tjid, Rgid, and Rhud andeach time it took me many unsuccesful attempts to delete to the pointwhere i was turning the phone off and back on again just to get rid ofthe message.Now i owe it to my friend not to hurl it out of the window. But i waswondering, just how the FUCK do you blokes deal with your littleiPhones, iPads and iEverythingFuckingElse?I'm currently having another calming cigarette rather than hit it with my iFuckingHammer !Please: if you want to give me something and the choice is between a 15Baht condom or a 30,000Baht iSomething.......go for the cheaper option!Thank you and Goodnight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Weds Nightkitty's back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Seya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Thursday (28th Feb)Finally got to sleep at 6.30am after drinking too much coffee. Suddenly i was awake! Looked at my watch, it was only 8.30, ffs!Then a loud knoking at my door. I had forgotten that Kung & Soniafrom JSB has asked if they could come for a holiday "for few days" (?).They had taken the overnight bus and wanted to be let in.After some small talk and a meal (of course), we all wanted more sleep. No really, we did!Later, ok it was well into the afternoon, we woke, and the girls setabout cleaning The Skylab from top to bottom. For a crusty dusty oldbachelor this was a Godsend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 More pics tonight, of course. But first they must eat (again!) and watchthe inevitable thai soap opera on tv. Thank God i have 2 tvs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Thursday night ChamJenJen's best assetsLittle & LargePatriciaSoniaSonia & NikkoleInteresting watching Kung (who now wants to be called Chocolate, ffs!)and Sonia's behaviour. Both arrived exhausted and were just happy to bein a different atmosphere with no pressure to grab a customer and earnsome money.Last night, having rested. Kung, sorry Chocolate was enjoying a beerand content to just ogle the young handsome blokes passing by. Sonia, atfirst just enjoying sitting around as a customer rather tha hunting herprey, eventually couldn't resist, while we were in soi croc, getting apredatory air and told me she wanted to get a customer. I warned her ofthe grave danger of doing that, in "foreign" territory. The power cutsaved any further temptation and we repaired to HQ.This morning however, she was horny as fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Friday (1st March)The day started on LB time: i.e. wake up 3pm. eat until 4pm.After a nice session with Sonia, we then turned The Skylab into the SkySalon: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 ...the results were worth it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 The bar was nicely brisk with a few guys coming up for the weekend.TangmoTan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Laem Singh Fucked UpIt used to be one of my favourite beaches. Now its just so fucked up.Finally got the girls up and out, and arrived at Laem Singh Beach at 4pm to catch a cocktail with friend and customer, Peter.Having made the steep descent to the beach, which is not a journey forthe unfit, the place was teeming with the sort of disgusting french thati have written about before. This group were bawling their heads offwhile playing ball in the water: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Whats more, the (illegal) jetskis have arrived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Rows and rows of sunbeds.I shan't be returning any time soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 However, the girls looked great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Later at the bar, it was good to see Nicole back....again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 A nice crowd in for the weekend, and the drinks flowed, and the bells chimed. Thanks everybody for a fun night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 Tuesday (5th March) dragged off to the beach again. Surprised to see how empty it was. This is Patong in "High Season"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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