duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 so i'm standing thinking "This is barmy, building 40 bars in a dead-end street", when i'm approached by a middle-aged thai:"You want bar?""How much?""Key money only 2 million, rent only 30,000 per month" (!)"Which part of the female genitalia do you think i am?""Not understand..""Do you think i'm just a clitoris, or a complete cunt?""Not understand..""Er, i think my answer is no, mate, thanks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 I repair to my favourite curry house in soi Sansabai. To my horror, its full of.........Indians!!The bloody nerve of them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Back to the bar to ogle Anna's legs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 May is looking pleased with herself after the previous night's fun, and i make a note that i must take her for a repeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Another doomed venture, i'd have thought - yet another disco above the self-styled "Bangla Mall" on the site of what used to be soi Lion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Advance warning :Big buddha day friday 24th - bar closed.Heavy rain predicted Weds & Thurs - oh ffs! Looks like a miserable week ahead: prepare for some rants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Monday Night: (20th May)The start of a shitty week , i think. Very few BMs around, a monsoon due to hit on wednesday, and a Big Buddha Day on friday.Certainly last night was pretty desperate.Snoop Dog arrived with some welcome goodies. BTW Snoop, i confiscated the JellyBabies - let the staff eat those Haribo things, leave the Bassetts to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Good to see Nicole back from another Australian adventure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Pink was looking her adorable, sexy little self: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Ah, legs - my favourite topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Tuesday NightNam, looking sexy for her cabaret routine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 A bit of a late-night drama with Anna, when her new "boyfriend" (of 1 night!) decided he would change horses.She flounced out as he departed with another, flicking her hair etc. Looks like we have another Drama Queen! Well, she'll have to learn quickly, or fuck off back to wherever she came from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 23, 2013 Author Share Posted May 23, 2013 Wednesday NightA shockingly quiet one. For most of the evening there was only SnoopDog and Gaz469 holding court. Thanks boys! Without you two, last night would have been a total disaster!SnoopDog departs for the hinterland today, so it might be just down to Gaz469 to hold the fort tonight!Seems Anna got over her loss of face, and was back in good form. She even made her debut cabaret performance. Very competent too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 25, 2013 Author Share Posted May 25, 2013 Thursday Night (23rd May)Another awfully quiet night, with only 2 real customers - one of whom was the redoubtable gaz469.One unwelcome interlude came when this Bogan "found" he had no money to pay his bill. As Poppy had coerced the twat in, and hadn't observed the "No credit for Bogans" Rule, she ended up paying the 200 Baht. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 25, 2013 Author Share Posted May 25, 2013 NingNong with a wardrobe malfunction during cabaret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 25, 2013 Author Share Posted May 25, 2013 Anna is an avid mirror watcher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 25, 2013 Author Share Posted May 25, 2013 But provides a nice End Shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 25, 2013 Author Share Posted May 25, 2013 FFS!9 months they've been working on Middle Road ! Yet here we are at the onset of monsoon season still trying to negotiate a mud track at the busy junction with SaiNamYen, next to the hospital.This bloke was just trying to make a delivery to Big C at the rear of Jungceylon, when he sank to his axles in the mud.What was a compacted mud track, is now a rutted bog.How long does it take to rebuild a road for Chrisssake! Now, passing anywhere near this point, which is almost unavoidable, means being showered with slime!Thai lethargy drives me fooking bonkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 ....and another thing:I am sick to death of power cuts !! As soon as it starts raining we get em. This week i've been in darkness every single day at some point! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Saturday afternoonJust been out to buy some bread, and locate an hotel for a BM and had cause to cross the junction at the hospital. This is the shameful result of months of inactivity at one of Patong's most important junctions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Saturday Night (25th May)Welcome to BM 360, over for a break from The Sewer. Teamed up well with tomas and gaz469. Altogether a much better night and each went off with a squeeze fairly late on, leaving me with no alternative but to give Anna another sesh at The Skylab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Waas, getting 'em out for the lads! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Nuoy with an experimental new look Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Jen, who looks fit and well now, and with those legs .............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke007 Posted May 26, 2013 Author Share Posted May 26, 2013 Nam in playful mood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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