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I was in Roxy bar soi 6, the bar was closing and I couldn't decide which of the 5 girls to take home. I had exactly 2000 baht in my pocket and I put it on the bar and asked Mamasan if I could fuck all the girls. She just said no problem, brought down the shutters and I fucked the five of them, one after another in the bar.

The Mother ship beams them up at 5am

On PDogg recommendation I saw Dr Aree for a check up. She was as described and I enjoyed the visit very much. She gave me some very interesting information about my teeth which none of my previous (about 30) dentists had observed. The information led to some remedial work which was very beneficial. A gold star from me.

On stage sword fights I hear

I love this thread as it got me reminiscing about things past. I crossed the Ladyboy bridge in 2000, Aoy had just arrived in Pat Bar fresh from the farm and changed me forever. At that time I was posting some stuff on BKKtonight.I guess we all remember that the LB threads were the most popular, but they were always fucked up by so many guys posting about how they would never go with a LB. About 2001 I met one of our own (to borrow one of BBs expressions) in Toto Lulu in Jomtien and posted in BKKtonight. Then I got a private email from PDOG telling me about questionable girls, man I just loved that site and checked it every day for new material. I actually got to meet PDOG later and through him met Lefty, BB and many other great characters. It's interesting how people have changed over the years. Now I sometimes see a trip report involving a LB on a mostly GG board and nobody bats an eyelid anymore.

I spent a couple of weeks in Phuket last year (patong) and wouldn't go back again. While there is great LB action in a few bars such as C&D and a terrific LB massage place which had just opened, it gets old very quickly as the choice is very limited compared to Pats. The other thing that irked me was the rip off taxi drivers, tuk tuks etc. There is no baht bus system, so everytime you want to travel you have to hire a tuk tuk or a taxi and they look for outrageous prices from falangs. Finally the food, generally crap. Dined out every night and tried many restaurants, way below Pats standard. Maybe I should have gone to Kata or Karon for a different experience.

I think it might be easier to start with some basic numbers. Altogether there are 4,141 ladyboys in Pattaya, counted on my last trip. .0001% live with PD 20% are in Billy 69 bedroom at any given time 15% are on short times 21% on long times 18% are searching for the remote 20% are having their hair done 12% are trying new shoes and handbags 90% are sleeping Hope this helps

Good question Ken. I guess we are looking for Bars that open early and music not too loud. Wouldn't it be great if they gave senior citizen discounts on bar fines?

I am in exactly the same situation. 2 days ago I met a beautiful LB online. She lives in Davao. Yesterday I had a ton of mail from her. She is madly in love with me, wants me to come to Philipines and meet her and her Mother and walk hand in hand through the shopping malls. She did not even mention money once, help me out here guys, should I go?

When Ladyboys undergo this kind of surgery is it generally based on a celebrity they want to look like? If so, where is Balloon going with this?

Thanks for the great pick, looks like Jen, she always does it for me, one of the best bums in Pattaya

Thanks for the tip BB, but she got free photos taken by a master photographer, worth a lot to her and you had a great time together. Well done to both of you

Hi BB, Thanks BB, really missing yourself, Lefty and PD and hope we all meet up again in 2011. Tiocfaidh ár lá. The volleyball thread you started brought back great memories, what a day (and night) that was. Probably the nearest thing this side is the possibility of Leinster winning the Heineken cup, but it's a far second

When loving lbs becomes an accepted part of normal life, there is no way that most of us will get within 10 feet of the superstars. Just enjoy it and dont tell anyone

The important thing for me is feelability. One of my favourite girls has bolt ons that feel like a piece of wood. I like them soft enough to sleep on, big enough so she can't fall on her face and long erect nipples. Apart from that I'm not fussy

Hello to all and good luck with the board. I see many of my friends are here already so it's a pleasure for me to join in. Hopefully as the year progresses I'll be able to add some material

Well Lefty, you're going to have to give me the guided tour on my next visit. In what Bars do you spend the remaining 10$?