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reading about keta/guitar/kitar/maywithoutthesmileandnowwiththegreattits i'm beginning to worry you november club boys like each other a bit too much. at lita's lovely birthday party last night the little lass was all alone the entire time i was there. i'm starting to think low season deserves higher marks on the report cards of those who wish to dine upon the very best thailand has to offer.... and at a discount no less.

i've actually got a brand-new, unused Nook with me in pattaya now which Snick made me buy. long story. if you're back in patts this week, give me a call.

"The Farmer's Daughter". Inger Stevens. yum. and "Sky King" with "Gloria Winters as his neice, Penny". so innocent. so tasty. then again i always thought Mighty Mouse's girlfriend was drawn to fulfill my fantasies long before Jessica Rabbit made cartoons "bad".

i see more than a few have also included david lean in their 'favorite' list (he's no Damiano, of course, but he had skills)... per that, i stumbled upon an al jazeera interview with oliver stone and michael moore where they (appeared) to agree that david lean's 'lawrence of arabia' was a bad movie due to its ignoring the reality of how misused the arabs were by Lawrence and the british in their overriding goal of defeating the nazis. for them, the film's historical inaccuracy condemned lean's masterpiece forever. i felt that way about Star Wars. and don't get me started on the Alamo. or Winnie the fucking pooh.

by way of 'the pattaya times' raison d'etre -- the snickster and i bumped in to the one and only said pookie last night on walking street. sexy as hell. rail-thin beneath those bolt-ons, perhaps a bit too much so for some. (most?) BM's, but without comment re causality i shall just say she looked yummy. sweet smile and friendly as ever. so, enjoy.

curious if you'd feel that way if you happened to be in pattaya at the moment...hmmmmmm? btw, i hear tell May might be making herself "available" in november...but i could be wrong.

thank you RS -- and thanks also to other tipsters (and their friends) posting herein but.... though my friend may inquire, you may remember that as for my own "requirements", no amount of dark talent could tip the scale back to the light side of 45kg. so -- as beautiful and dangerous as she may be -- for me, it's a non-starter. i didn't want to clutter up this purely academic discussion with my personal tastes--which you have so endearingly mislabeled in the past as "belson-chick" i believe. perhaps i should start a completely unrelated and blatantly off-topic thread entitled "iso beautiful cebuan gg's under 42kg"? i'm guessing a lot of us have "friends" who might find that discussion at least as entertaining as our friends have found this one.... especially since personal experience insures us that such a search would prove quite fruitful...

i just got an urgent PM from my friend both thanking me for the entertaining replies (from friend and stranger alike ) and attempting once again to delineate between getting one's ass kicked by a dude in a dress and being tortuorously teased and figuratively abused by a beautiful feminine woman whose dildo not only pulsates with the increasing rhythm of her excitable heart but gives true and fair indication of their shared attraction. of course i have little clue as to what exactly he's getting at there, but i think his interests fall a fair amount short of puking with a hairy fist up his ass. imagine instead--if you would--Lucy Liu in her oft-worn dominatrix gear which peels off to reveal that her dildo is not removable....and she knows how to use it. to which even Tommy his own self must say--- yum.

Not that i would ever have any interest in such a perverted, kinky, over-the-line and societally unacceptable lifestyle as might in any way bring me in contact with a ladyboy dominatrix, aka a TS Mistress in Thailand--but my friend --and you know who you are so don't deny it!! my "friend" insists i start up a whole new thread on the subject. Whether it's general bdsm, domination, submission, kinky fetishes (a list longer than i need include here), or just the ability to hone their sexual passion into the sharpened edge of perverted desire--as has been pointed out elsewhere, there seem to be a large number of Indonesian ladyboys who practice the art of domination/bdsm (be it for marketing purposes or not) and also i have heard tell of a fair number of Filipina transexual dommes, but Thai ladyboys? Thai ladies, yes, more than a few. But Thai ladyboys? Rare as freshly-fallen snow on the PATTAYA sign. My own search (err, my friend's search) turned up some hot fetish photos of the rightfully famous LongMint in some fantastic Mistress outfits and a video featuring the nearly-as-famous Moo portraying a Mistress (i.e., they wore leather and carried a whip)-- but the former seemed purely dress-up and the latter essentially video-for-pay, so....anyone got some scoop on 'the real thing'? or does it even exist (due to the cultural considerations which define Thailand's fairest sex in a subtly but distinctly different manner than in Indonesia, Philippines, etc) my friend is very curious.

ooh ooh !!! i've got this one, mr. duke-- the first picture was taken at a bar of some sort and the second picture, i'm pretty sure, was just a bit offshore from a beach! am i right? oh yeah. i think so. next????

i met her just a couple months ago, set up a rendezvous based upon that very hot photo --short blonde hair on pool table--but when she showed up i recognized her as the lb who'd served me coffee a few days earlier at black canyon--hair not blonde and imho not nearly so pretty as the picture. her lean body did look good but i couldn't get beyond the disappointing visage. and experiences like this are the major drawback i've found when making a date online rather than after actually meeting face-to-face--what you think you see is sometimes not at all what you are going to get... so i always suggest a meet-for-coffee--if you're both good to go, together you go, but if you're not, it's not too late to politely dodge a potentially uncomfortable encounter.

i hope i'm wrong but i saw lots of nice shots of sexy ladyboys in (forgive me) not-so-flattering dresses, eating lots of tasty-looking food in a bar decked out to the nines---but nary a single customer-- not the back of a single head, nor a piece of a hand, not even the occasional elbow, or the optically blurred jowl--nothing. i'd hope these were pre-party--but the girls seemed to be already eating...just staged for camera perhaps? thank goodness lita's sponsor loves her...i'll be back there within the week to at least buy her a drink -- and if i'm in the mood for some music, maybe play a few licks on the guitar... hmmmmmm no rocknrolla guitar-playing pothead stoner ax-man emoticon? ... maybe one of the many IT/adobe geniuses here can invent an emoticon where Gitar is the guitar and...well, you get the picture...

ah, davey, she's on my 'to-do' list as well--although her profile 'stats' suggest she might be a bit "large-bodied" for our particular tastes in lean and mean petite machines--but just for you, when i return to pattaya i will waste a few hundred baht buying her a drink and see for myself. i've wanted to ask her why she's posed performing the universal symbol for eating pussy (dining at the Y, as it were). is that thai ladyboy sign language for anilingus perhaps? or is she a postie? (ooooh how rumors start!) i'm guessing more than one BM has already sampled her delights and may well fill you in before i complete my own journey back from cebu--but that's a whole other story--on pinalove.com for those interested. ps pdog i will indeed spread the word, sir... are those profiles free for the girls to place, btw? feel free to pm me any relevant/helpful details you'd like me to pass on.

forgive me for digging up a long-dead thread, but my search for "dominatrix" and "domination" brought paltry returns and this thread started off of some interest before diverting itself into opinions on surgeries and femininity--a valid and curious discussion but not to point here perhaps... pondered whether to start a new thread because my question is "so where are the THAI ladyboy dominatrices?" i recall an occasional mention of a name here and there (Moo in bangkok seems to come to mind, though i've never met her), but i'll leave it to pdog and the mods to steer this (and me) more correctly if they'd like this to begin again with out the "Indonesian" limitation, since i am not in indonesia...but i am traveling now back from PH to LOS--and in PH i met a half-dozen so-called "dominatrix" ladyboys--most of them used the label *solely* as marketing and were as clueless about being an actual "Mistress" as--well, as all the thai ladyboys i've met--who at least never claimed they *did* know what the hell i was talking about...because i am *not* asking "do you top?". but perhaps it's a language issue in LOS... in the PH generally speaking communication with the lb's is far superior to that which i can find in LOS (also a separate topic) but perhaps the "game" of bdsm/domination requires language to communicate desire and express dominance, whereas in LOS it's reduced to the wordless sign language of whose dick goes where.... (although that wouldn't explain the inability of the PH would-be LB Mistresses who *said* they knew what they were doing--) and now i've almost talked myself into starting a "where are the Thai dommes" thread... what say ye? any one interested in the topic? or better yet--any one with names (and/or experiences) to share?

the *first* movie it's from, Lefty, not the cheech and chong 'homage'....

except on soi 6 where lowered lights and quieted music make the street fucking scary. last 'holiday' on soi 6 i felt safer walking soi 6-1. at least on that stroll i knew what to expect and where to keep my hands positioned.

cute she may be but i think it is *only* her blonde hair which distinguishes her as Thaifriendly is fucking loaded with hotties--half of which (in my personal experience) i have stumbled upon pre- or post- online in bars (or walking the streets) either in pattaya or bangkok, despite some rather vociferous protests that they do *not* work bar. as though that could possibly be seen as a bad thing!! not on this forum, boyo!!

hands down, ass up, even better.

just noticed what a true gentleman you are, sir. a lesson to be learned by all of us, i am sure. at least as sure as i am that you were not searching for a 'sacrcasm/tongue-in-cheek' emoticon when you penned your earnestly polite post.

i return to LOS on august 3--probably pattaya--will i be able to stock up at my friendly local 7/11 or will i have to look for the 'closed' bar with the lights and music off, but the girls lingering. i'd rather not fill my suitcase with philippino booze--though i have done dumber things... though staying dry for 48 hours isn't one of them.

if i remember correctly (and i probably don't, due to the finasteride), i began taking propecia right about the time i decided i needed to fuck me some ladyboys. no sex change for me, but for the cuties i was boffing... coinzidenz or clazz action law zuit? you be the

woody allen martin scorsese the coen boys (does that count for 2? shit.) david lean akira kurosawa and only because he changed everything and i might have already used 6 anyway fellini

one could argue that polanski's rape charge might be relevant to an audience's interpretation/criticism of the films he directs (though not often successfully in my opinion), but in no way should the insane behavior of a disturbed individual empowered by a gun-happy society with absolutely zero association with the making of the film, play any part in the evaluation of the The Dark Knight Rises. it's a disservice to the film of extremely minor consequence relative to the true tragedy of the events in colorado, but it has no more to do with Batman than the columbine shootings had to do with bowling.

what i love about a "favorite western" list is that --unlike some serious 'best of' list -- it virtually never contains a real dog. lefty's 6 picks are right on--though i'm tempted to force him to limit himself to "one per director, please". which might force him to accept the lone ranger's (gee, u think a guy w/that moniker might like *westerns*?) first pick--the searchers. iconic perfection. i'd love to see a tech genius slip clint in and out of the duke's character in that one. the 2 greatest western figures of all time to my mind. but now that i'd have the Duke safely ensconced in my Top 5, i'm gonna have to replace 'true grit' with the most eastern of westerns--it does have injuns of the native american stripe (although no cowboys) and the northernmost hills of the americas pretty much were the western frontier back during the French & Indian War, so i'm going with Michael Mann's over-the-top, incredibly manipulative, and utterly effective (largely thanks to Daniel Day Lewis' tour de force performance): Last of the Mohicans. more popcorn, you will never eat.

whew, i feel so much better having read thru this entire thread. being a voracious reader for half a century and thinking of myself as "well-read" i was fairly dismayed to discover i'd only read 1/3 of the books on the list. until i saw comments from other bm's i confidently believe to possess a distinctly above average education who'd read even fewer. so i gave the list a second look--a cookbook? really? then again, if you're talking about the actual physical shape of the embarassingly obese population in america currently, the whole fucking list should have been cookbooks. and throw in the menus at denny's and mcdonald's while you're at it. i confess there are a dozen on this list i have never heard of and wouldn't bet against the possibility that some dweeb on facebook made them up altogether. fucking facebook. and btw, how could they leave out "The Book of Mormon"???? that shyster was american. and his book may well have shaped the next prez of these us of a. and it makes the Bible look like non-fiction. almost. and of course i could bitch about the fact that some of the greatest writers who ever lived are american and *none* of their books on the list... as for the books actually on the list: the most clever and entertaining: "Catch-22". the most appropriate to a bunch of old socially-unacceptable ladyboy-fuckers on an internet forum mocked by most of the world: "Catcher in the Rye" but maybe the best of the lot--and right up there on the "obscure" meter: The Invisible Man--and no it's not scifi. it's fucking heart-breaking. and brilliant. so read it, sucka.