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Chok dee Khrap to Lita and her fantastic new bar. Same beautiful girls, same fabulous hostess, great new location.

Type O positive Type O negative Type B Type A? EDIT: damn. Just looked on Internet and found I am incorrect. Next contestant please....

Closed???Well, that would explain why I'm not mauled by ladyboys up there anymore. Shit, I just thought the entire staff was in the bathroom or on a very prolonged break.

Lita Bar: girls will try to interest you, but definitely not a hard sell approach. Very laid-back and comfortable. If you politely rebuff the initial wave of interest, they will leave you in peace with an occasional smile, rub, or flash, but all in good fun. Sensations: same as above. La Bamba: very comfortable, with some of the shy guys occasionally complaining that the ladyboys don't give them enough attention (same has been said about Sensations). I've always found that a smile and an invitation to join me for a drink will result in as much company as I would like, and I really like the fact that I'm not swarmed. Stringfellows: it usually feels like unless I buy someone a lady drink in the first five minutes, I get the evil eye for the next 15. One of my least favorite bars in Pattaya. Obsessions: have not been there in previous two years, I got tired of the in your face pressure and bill padding. Fantasy Bar: i'm always mobbed when I enter, and frustratingly it's never by a ladyboy that I want to spend time with. If I am able to withstand the initial rush, I can sometimes pick a more suitable companion, but even that has mixed results depending on how gracefully I spurn the initial suitors advances. Pook Swan: i'm left alone if I make it clear that I just want to have a drink, but there's usually some pressure to take girl/buy lady drink when I first arrive. Koyo: place is like a ghost town now. I'm never bothered in here anymore. :)

BB, I don't see any reason that a "superstar" could never again emerge from the primordial ooze that is the current LB scene. Jar Jar from Fantasy Bar on Soi Buakow seems to be the current "hot thing" on the Pattaya ladyboy circuit. I can't see her ever reaching the exalted level of reference that many of the past "superstars" achieved, but then again I could be wrong about that. Only time will tell. All it will take is one truly stunning girl to appear on the scene and the whole "superstar" phenomenon could be repeated. This reminds me of the old story about someone proposing that the patent office be closed early in the 20th century because "everything that could be has already been invented".

I'm for criminalizing/legalizing all drugs, along with prostitution and horse marrying. Locking people up for what is basically a public health issue (drug addiction) has never contributed anything but overcrowded prisons and ruined lives to our society. The only people who benefit from this policy are those that either make their livings off the criminal justice system, or through the illegal drug trade. Everybody else gets fucked whether they realize it or not through higher taxes, more crime, and the higher incidence of drug abuse and addiction that result.

Couple of good places on either side of the street near La Bamba bar as well Panicos

P.S. - I stand corrected about the bar closings. I previously mentioned in another post that I thought bars would be closed from Saturday night all the way until the election a week from Tuesday. As most of you already know, but were kind enough not to point out, that was incorrect. Bars are closed Saturday and Sunday nights before the elections, they were closed this weekend because of the advanced voting. All opened again as of midnight last night. Thus I believe they close again Saturday and Sunday next weekend, as long as the election is not postponed.

For most Americans, news about anything outside of the border has about as much relevancy as the weather report for the surface of Mars. They probably couldn't point out Africa, China, or the Soviet Union on a map unless it was labeled. They would probably be able to pick out South America, but I would bet a large number of them would guess that states like Alabama, Florida and Mississippi are located in "South America". I think I remember hearing that something close to 30% of the American populace does not believe in Darwin's theory of evolution, and like our friend Rinzler on another board believes that man rode dinosaurs and Jesus was a white dude who spoke English. Or was that a rhetorical question?

RS, I'm heading into Bangkok on February 5 for eight nights, maybe our paths will cross, I'd love to see youEdit: just read SNCC's latest post, maybe I will end up having to forfeit my Bangkok reservations. I checked on a go to, and the hotel I booked has a "no cancellation no refund" policy

Thanks AB, good to see you!

Where do I sign up for that kind of work? There are literally dozens of Russians that have crossed my path this week whom I would've loved to of given equal treatment

Here's my relatively uninformed take on things, as I reported to friends and family back home this morning. Note I changed my location from Patts to Samui in the telling in order to protect my tattered reputation ------------------ Like the sly Chinese curse "May you live in exciting times" - think about it for a moment - we are amidst plenty of excitement in Thailand at the moment. Ok, that's a bit of an exaggeration, as I and the other westerners here in Koh Samui are pretty much dealing with the normal humdrum of life in Thailand, far from the rumbles of"excitement" in Bangkok. But these could prove to be very exciting for the Thai populace depending on the actions of the next few days. Big deal at the moment are the impending elections coming a week from Tuesday (I write this on a mild and sunny Sunday morning). The embattled government of Yingluck Shinawatra has agreed to hold new elections in an effort to appease the "Yellow Shirt" protestors, but the protestors have said they will boycott the elections as they know that the Shinawatra regime is heavily favored by the impoverished rural majority. They are demanding an unelected "peoples council" be given control, as they know this (or a military coup) are the only routes back to power for their side. Think of it in it's simplest terms as a very polite revolution of the Royalists/Wealthy Elite who support the King and the old status quo, against the Populist/Corrupt Shinawatra regime who have realized that providing services and relief to the impoverished rural (agrarian) majority is a simple and effective way to win elections and maintain power and their position at the head of the feeding trough of corruption that is endemic to Thai politics. There are no real Good Guys in this fight, which also apparently has no real middle ground. This fight has been going on for a decade or more and could lead to civil war if not handled well. The big complaint for farangs (western foreigners) as of last night is that the bars were closed in advance of the elections, which by Thai law means no alcohol between Saturday evening and the election to be held in 10 days. Not a problem for me, but my buddies are plenty pissed off. The protestors are demanding that elections be delayed, and the PM will meet with them tomorrow to discuss. PM Yingluck wants to force protest movement to disband and promise not to block efforts to hold elections at a later date in return for delay, but protestors know that no matter when election is held, they will not prevail in rural provinces where majority of Thais reside. Meanwhile, the government has declared a 60 day State of Emergency that gives sweeping powers. Today they have put protestors on notice that the leaders will soon be arrested, and any bloodshed that results will be on their hands. Before you start feeling empathy for the "Red Shirt" administration of Yingluck Shinawatra, consider what occasioned the current civil unrest. To do so we must look back at recent Thai history. Current problems began with Yingluck's older brother Thaksin Shinawatra. When he and his Red Shirt compadres were elected a decade or so again, they had campaigned on providing rights and access to the rural majority, which of course was extremely popular with the poor majority but not so much with the Royalist/Urban Elite that have ruled for a century. And when I talk about the King, remember that Thailand was previously called Siam. You may recall a famous musical about the King of Siam called "The King And I" which was based on fact. Really. Anyway, Thaksin ("tak-sin") and his cronies proceeded to create a political juggernaut by providing benefits like power, education, and medical benefits to the rural populace. But as I understand it this was not done out of egalitarianism, but rather as a way to ensure they had the power to control the government as they systematically stuffed their pockets. Thaksin is a multi-billionaire and was eventually overcome by a military coup that resulted in him fleeing to self-imposed exile in Dubai to avoid (apparently well-founded) corruption charges that remain in effect. Let's skip the next coup and jump forward to today. Thaksin's baby sister Yingluck was elected by a landslide 2 years ago, but screwed up in dramatic fashion 4 months ago by sliding an amnesty bill through parliament at 4AM which would have "wiped the slate clean" and allowed big bro to return Scot Free. Yingluck was long known to be a mere mouthpiece for brother Thaksin who was really pulling the strings from Dubai, but this bit of underhanded policy was a bridge too far. It enraged the Yellow Shirts, who have now effectively shut down Bangkok by means of mostly peaceful blockades and demonstrations in 6 or 7 of the crucial intersections in BKK, as well as taking over government offices. Think 1960's American campus protests, but on a larger scale and held by the moms and dads of the hippy protestors and you're getting warm. To show power the only way they can, they march up and down blowing whistles from 6am to late in the evening. It's not all peaceful though, as there are unknown factions that have been shooting and even throwing grenades at some of the protest leaders. It's unknown whether these nefarious folk are from the opposition Red Shirts, outside agitators, or even radical members of the Yellow Shirts trying to create open warfare. Meanwhile, all is calm here on Samui as long as you don't count the disgruntled expats who now have to drink at home for the next 8 or 9 days, dependent upon the results of the discussions with PM about election delays tomorrow. Or depending on decisions by the election commission. Or depending on decision by the Thai Courts. Who the hell knows. My only complaint is that I couldn't get the breakfast I wanted this morning. The hotel next door advertises a buffet until 10:30 and the poster shows eggs, bacon and pancakes. I marched over, paid my 110 baht ($2.85) and was shown to a bunch of questionable steam tables holding fried potatoes, rice, ham floating in greasy water, unknown Russian comestibles, and a platter of oily Thai sausages. I asked where were the eggs, bacon and pancakes? Thai dude shrugged and said "Is only picture" - in other words, the advertisement doesn't bear any resemblance to the actual breakfast on offer! I was able to get my money back but only after a bit of argument. As the expats say, "Oh well - T.I.T." (This Is Thailand) Sent from my iPad

Wish someone would open this franchise in Washington State. If we exported Starbucks and Microsoft and they exported Lolita's, I think the trade imbalance would be heavily impacted.

Yes, last night there were a lot of bars with girls and clients but all of the lights turned off. The beer bar complex on soi10 and second road was this way. I did see other places that were completely shut down, but not as many. All of the lady boy bars on Buakow seemed to be biz as usual, but most had their lights turned out. Didn't make it as far as action street so I cannot report on Sensations, but Pook, Fantasy, C'mon In, and Ndicha all were well stocked with lady boys, although the lights were out Girl at the front desk in my hotel confirmed that the decision will be made sometime today about moving the election.

Not sure if that was a question or a statement BB. If it was a question, then the answer is yes If it was a statement, then I would say "shhhhhh" - we don't want to freak the other guys out too much. :)

BLISS LOUNGE Pattaya 3rd Road opposite Soi Xzyte (next door to 7-11) Hours: 11AM to midnight every day Price: 700 baht http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kqsWdW4fdAo&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkqsWdW4fdAo BLISS is one of the legendary establishments on the Pattaya scene, and was erected in 2009. Two of their established superstars are Ann and Pat. Both have been fixtures here for at least the past two years which is when I first discovered the place. I've seen Ann the past two nights and her talent far exceeded my memory. I would say these last two nights have been among the best blowjobs I can remember in the last 10 years. She is not a looker though, and is both old and chubby. But that doesn't matter to me, it's all about the skills. Describing her style is nearly impossible, but suffice to say that this isn't your typical in/out mouth and handjob. Ann begins by tenderly massaging everything from the perenium to the tip with her fingers and tongue, and only when hard as an oak does she put anything into her mouth. She then proceeds to use this intoxicating blend of vibration, stroking, sucking, and about four other things I'm not even able to describe. She starts slowly and gently, and then every time you start to really get into it she will back off, beginning again and "edging" you 4, 5, or more times until you are crawling out of year skin in ecstasy. Only then will she finally take you over the precipice. Oh, I should also mention that she swallows. In threads on other fora about the best BJ bars in LOS, Ann consistently ranks in the top five on most connoisseurs lists. A couple of reviewers have noted that she only gets better the more times you see her, and based on my first two experiences this trip I would definitely concur. I was literally throbbing a few minutes ago, anticipating my return there for a third consecutive night later this evening. She said that her day off is Tuesday. Price is still 700 baht; I just give her thousand baht note and ask her to pay bar for me.

I'm tired of always having to surf over to one of the GG sites to find updated intel on one of my favorite side topics, that being the exclusive blowjob bars of Pattaya or Bangkok. I got to believe that I'm not alone in being an equal opportunity BJ receiver, who does not discriminate on the sex of my BJ provider. If they got the skills, I'm equally fine with a GG or an LB looking up to me as she slobbers on my little soldier. Is there room on an LB forum for a thread devoted to these bars? At present, there are no bars of the sort that are exclusively LB, and in fact finding an LB in one of these establishments is difficult if not impossible.

TIT I'll go see Capt. Phillips sometime in the next week. I went to the secret life of Walter Mitty last night, but I went by myself. I enjoyed it, but only because I had extremely low expectations going in, I usually look on rotten tomatoes as well and it did not fare well.

The other LB bar 2 doors from Fantasy is called C'Mon In bar.

Hilarious stuff soy boy, the best read I've had in the last week or so. There's one amazingly hot young thing at fantasy bar, but she won't give me the time of day. What makes things even worse is that I get mobbed by all the other lady boys there if I try to put my head in to see if she's around which only makes things worse for me. Even if young JaJa needed me/my baht I think she would take so much shit from the more established girlz for "poaching" me that the whole thing seems untenable, at least so far. Hope springs eternal though, so I continue to wander by 1-3 times per evening. I pulled a young cutie from a new LB bar 2 doors down from Fantasy a couple nights ago. Don't hint the name was Nidcha, but I'll try to verify. Her name was Kim. There were 3 other girlz, all LB, working at bar. She said it has been an all-LB establishment about 7 months now.

Don't know either, but yes - I am a wanker. Literally. Surprised I haven't gone blind or had to begin shaving my palms by now.

You have a bathroom in your house and take a dump in it at least once a day but I bet you could tell by the smell if someone took a dump behind your couch in the living room. Does that answer your question? LOL

Lita talk to us about this at length two nights ago, I thought she said January 30 was last night for famous and January 31 would be the first day for Lita bar. When I reminded her that my birthday is January 30 we both sort of got a little flash. Not sure if I'll follow that up at all, might be more fun to just have a quiet night closing down one of my favorite bars here, rather than trying to turn it into some sort of a birthday party. From what she said, it sounds like Lita Bar will be smaller than Famous with less seating, but I have a heckuva time understanding her when she's really excited so maybe I got that wrong. Just for the record, I've spent a lot of time in Famous the past two evenings and caught nary a hint of cat odors.

I'd second john Stewart, And I too switch off before the interviews. I loved the first season of American family, and the second season was good but after that it went downhill. The gay characters went from the nuanced characterizations they had the first season to being your usual shrill stereotypes by the third season.