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Cole Porter wrote Let's Do It in 1928 so it's 90 years old. Probably the best know version is Ella's from 1956. It has sexually charged lyrics but done in a clever way. My favorite line is "Folks in Siam do it; think of Siamese twins. Porter's original lyrics were racist and as times changed it was replaced by "Birds do it bees do it, even educated fleas do it" which actually fits the theme of the tune better than the original, "Chinks do it, Japs do it, up in Lapland little Laps do it" Here's Billie Holiday singing he original lyrics.

Throughout the years I've run into guys who have had sex in changing rooms. But the President of the USA trumps that by (allegedly) raping a woman in Bergdorf Goodman's changing room on 5th Avenue. She claims that was the last sex she ever had.......talk about going out on a low note! Anyone have a good changing room sex story? The latest sexual assault accusation against President Donald Trump comes from advice columnist E. Jean Carroll, who detailed the alleged rape in an excerpt from her upcoming book, which The Cut published on Friday — making Carroll the 20th woman to accuse the president of sexual misconduct. The 75-year-old writer claims Trump raped her in a dressing room at Bergdorf Goodman 23 years ago, when she was 52 and he was 50. Carroll recounted bumping into a younger Trump at the department store and agreeing to help him choose a present for a woman, when he allegedly led her to an unmonitored dressing room. “The moment the dressing-room door is closed, he lunges at me, pushes me against the wall, hitting my head quite badly, and puts his mouth against my lips,” she wrote. “I am so shocked I shove him back and start laughing again.” The struggle continues as Trump pins her against the wall and “jams his hand under my coat dress and pulls down my tights.” The truly horrendous part of the story comes next: “He opens the overcoat, unzips his pants, and, forcing his fingers around my private area, thrusts his penis halfway — or completely, I’m not certain — inside me.” “The whole episode lasts no more than three minutes. I do not believe he ejaculates,” Carroll wrote of her experience. She ended the story by saying, “But I have never had sex with anybody ever again.”

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked. "Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!'" St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?" "Couple of minutes ago."

Will Dom and friends take down smugglers trafficking vulnerable populations? Bring a swift end to Thailand’s 15-year insurgency? Or will they settle down to teach English and make visa runs? Audiences will have to wait until April 2020 to find out how the Thai south will fit into the ninth installment of the Fast and Furious film franchise, which begins shooting there next month. Longtime local production manager Piya Pestonji was glad-handing with top Krabi provincial officials yesterday to talk about plans to shoot the film in four southern provinces starting July 1. The 26-day shoot will take place in parts of Phuket, Phang Nga, Krabi, and Surat Thani, according to state media, which said the production would bring over THB340 million (US$10.1 million) into the kingdom and promote its image abroad. No details of the film’s plot have been made public, but series regulars Vin Diesel, Tyrese, Michelle Rodriguez and Jordana Brewster are tipped to return. FF6 director Justin Lin is returning to helm the film as well as a planned 10th installment. No mention was made of which cast members would be shooting next month, but we’ll undoubtedly hear about some sightings next month. https://coconuts.co/bangkok/news/fast-furious-9-to-film-in-thai-south-next-month/

Think one of the minor upgrades changed the default settings. Seven, I made some Notification changes to your account. Let's see if this quote generates an email. The email might delivered to your Spambox or some specialized folder other than your Inbox. If in your Spambox please mark the email as Not Spam.

I believe you now must apply for the Tourist Visa online. Some new requirements: For Single Entry (stay up to 60 days) A current passport with validity not less than 6 months and at least 2 blank pages Printout of visa application form submitted online, with bar code Confirmed air ticket to Thailand Proof of accommodation in Thailand e.g. hotel booking, invitation letter from family or friend in Thailand Proof of financial support e.g. bank statements, proof of earnings, sponsorship letter Proof of residence in the UK or Ireland (if applicants are not nationals of these countries) e.g. long stay visa, residence permit, BRP card

I'll look into later today. I have to run now.

As Stro says capitalism by its very nature is exploitive. Perhaps the lady who works in a 100 baht Buakhao foot massage joint is being exploited? Or the Cambodian garment workers who are fighting to make $177 a month? Is sex morally wrong and deserves a special category? So how could we avoid exploitation? I reckon we could double what we pay them and it would still be exploitation. If it were triple then we would just go to the Philippines and exploit there. In an ideal world there wouldn't be such income disparity between countries. But the unholy alliance of neo-imperialists and corrupt local politicians limits opportunity for much of the population. No easy answers here. Of course if no money were involved our ladyboys would much rather go with a young Thai guy. I remember one night a garbage truck rolled past Famous Bar and the Famous Girls went gaga over the garbagemen. But I don't think it is as easy as we might think for ladyboys to find the Thai partner of her choice unless she is supporting him. So being young, horny, and full of cum, if she can find a farang sex partner who she doesn't find repulsive then she can get paid and laid then she might think she is doing well for herself if she is the promiscuous type. If not the promiscuous type she can work in a tourist area and keep her eyes peeled for her rusty knight in shining armour.

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An Italian who allegedly posed as Hollywood superstar George Clooney to sell clothes online has been arrested with his wife in Thailand after years on the run. Francesco Galdelli, 58, and Vanya Goffi, 45, were arrested in the Thai resort of Pattaya, after policemen surrounded the luxury villa where they lived, far from the city’s tourist attractions and nightlife. The pair specialized in a series of scams and frauds and had fled Italy in 2012 to avoid being arrested, earning themselves the nickname of Italy’s Bonnie & Clyde, the notorious American bank robbers of the Great Depression era. "During interrogation, Francesco confessed to claiming to be George Clooney and opening a clothes business to trick people into sending money," a statement from Thailand's Crime Suppression Division said. The couple is also wanted in Italy for multiple scams including selling fake Rolex watches online, the statement said. They sometimes mocked their victims by sending packets of salt instead of the timepieces. Italy’s international police and the Crime Suppression Division of the Royal Thai Police finally succeeded in arresting the two on Sunday, after tailing them. The case against the pair stretches back several years after Mr Clooney told a Milan court that the pair - and another accomplice - had fraudulently used his name to promote a fashion range. The couple used several figureheads in Pattaya and, thanks to their past fraudulent activities, enjoyed a comfortable lifestyle. Mr Galdelli was also known by the local community for being a generous man, having donated big sums of money to help children with HIV. “He could be seen as a sort of Robin Hood,” said Andrea Vitalone, the security expert that led the international operation ended with the arrest. Mr Galdelli had already been arrested in July 2014 at Pattaya’s Dusit Thani Hotel. The day after his arrest, however, he managed to escape at the end of his first hearing. After an internal investigation, local police found out that he had corrupted the prison guards paying them 20,000 Thai baht (around £500) to cover up his absconding. The couple are now being detained at the detention center of the Immigration Bureau in Pattaya, waiting for the extradition procedures to be started, police said.

I thought it was in Angeles City, Philippines. She's right next to the elevator looking at me and my guest as we're waiting. To be honest, the Mona Lisa doesn't impress me much. Maybe because it's a copy and not DaVinci.

I'll guess Sophia Loren but can't recall a 50's song about her.

Your Mistress has a sexy voice! She knows how to make a butt turn as crimson as autumn leaves!

Arch, this sounds like the Head Office of Super Rich Orange on Ratchadamri 2. Super Rich Orange I'm not too familiar with the area but I think the Head Office of Super Rich Green is on Rajdamri 1 (which I assume is same same as Ratchadamri 1). Super Rich Green It appears that Super Rich Green on Rajdamri 1 offers slightly better rates than Super Rich Orange on Rajdamri 2. Btw, you turn a nice profit by exchanging all your baht into US One Dollar bills at Super Rich Green, depositing them in your bank back home and then withdrawing 100 dollars bills from your bank and exchanging them into baht at Super Rich Green. They may not have a an unlimited number of 1's to give you though.

Our updated 2019 Phnom Penh hotel recommendation is the Sun and Moon Urban Hotel Our recommendation for the budget traveller is the Dynsey Boutique Hotel

Here are the two proposed Pattaya Tram lines. The Red Line links up with the high speed line from Swampy. It would be pointless to have the high speed rail line drop off people at an inconvenient location. If the tram gets build would baht busses be prohibited? Maybe the Red Line will be for Eurofamilies and Chinese with the sex trade relocated inside the Blue Line Boom Boom Zone?

Was on a street that I rarely traverse for a pub quiz and stumbled upon a gay bar called the Tool Box with a couple of semi mincers sitting out front so I decided to self investigate. The layout of the bar is good but sadly I think most of our forum members will find the femmiest boys there still a bridge too far. But for those interested it's on Street 174 between Norodom and Street 51.

My name is Wow, Chuck Wow. Seems like the consensus is that the man is a tool.

Business was terrible and not picking up. I had to fire somebody, and I narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, I decided I would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin. I approached her and said, "Debra, I’ve never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off.” "Could you jack off for now?" she says. "I feel like shit. If you can wait, I'll do you at lunchtime." I had to let Jack go. Bosses have to make the tough decisions!!

Here's footage from the hotel's CCTV. Apparently Neymar did not want to use a condom, She said no and tried to fight him off but the powerful footballer had his way with her. What I'm wondering is it common for hotels to have in room cameras? Do hotel employees bring out the popcorn and watch what our ladyboys are doing with us?

Easy to get to. You walk on Soi 7 from the beach on to Jomtien 2nd Road and cross 2nd Road and there was once around 50 bars. Soi 7 also has a bunch of bars, you might find a ladyboy or two working there. Soi 6 in Jomtien is the boom boom massage soi. Four massage shops specializing in happy endings with a few ladyboys in the mix. There is also Jomtien Complex, where there are some farang restaurants, a few girlbars and a boatload of gay bars and gay massage shops. Most of the lads are a bridge too far but there might be one or femmy femmy mincers that might grab your attention. The other ladyboy bar in Jomtien is The Roadhouse (formerly Sally's) on Soi 5. It's only a minute from Katty's if you can find the alleyway that cuts from Soi 4 to Soi 5. Have fun RM!

The Vlogger got an attitude adjustment.

For the third time in less than a year, the Dallas police said Monday that they were investigating the killing of a transgender woman, raising the specter of a spree of violence targeting one of the most marginalized communities in the city. Ms. Lindsey’s killing comes at a frightening time for the transgender community in Dallas. Last month, Muhlaysia Booker, 23, was fatally shot just weeks after being brutally attacked in a parking lot. She suffered a concussion and a fractured wrist in that assault, which drew national attention after a video of it was shared widely online “Right now is a really scary time,” said Lou Weaver, the transgender programs coordinator for Equality Texas. “We literally just celebrated the life of Ms. Booker last week and on Saturday night they find another transgender woman whose body has been left in a marshy area.” “People are afraid,” Mr. Weaver said. “We’re wondering if someone is targeting the transgender community.” RIP Chynal

James Bond explosion causes havoc after stunt goes wrong and crew member is injured