ArchieBunker

Just read the story. I take it that "Bubu" (is he smarter than the average bear then?) is a local. He fell and his head hit the table?? yeah right. Kind of like the battreed lady who shows up at the ER and says she ran into a door!!! If you see trouble in Thailand?? Walk away and dont get involved. their country, their rules. As a farang you will ALWAYS be wrong. Whoever said, "Nothing goo happens when you are out after 200 am." is usually correct. Horny Ol Arch always takes care of his needs WAAAAAAY beofre then. Hell, I am getting old!!

Highest %-The Falklands. Monserrat?? WTF?? I thought everyone left!

I have heard the same thing about the original Archie-Carroll OConnor. Heard he was as polite a gentleman as anyone!! He was scarred and heartbroken when his son died of a drug overdose many years ago. Saw him on TV when he went after his son's dealer and really, really felt for him........ Forgot to mention that Gloria (Sally Struthers) just got arrested for DWI in some po dunck town in Maine where she had a gig..... RIP Carroll OConnor and his son!

Archie Bunker is one of oldtime TVs most iconic charecter!! Havent seen the shows for a while but about 6 months ago some channel on my cable system strated showing them. They stand the test of time but you could not make a show like that today as it was waaaaaaay too politically incorrect. The stuff that came out of Archies mouth were both hilarious and cringeworthy at the same time. The arguments between him and Meatnead were hilarious as well. Archie Bunker is an icon!!! WHOOP DEE DOOO!!!

Old Arch has doen a lot of traveling in his day-most of the time I left Edith at home or it was in my wolfing around days! It was easy to come up with four places/areas the 5th was a bit tougher. Here goes: A) San Sebastian/Basque Country. This is one of the best kept travel secrets in the world. I could not believe how beautiful San Sebastian is although I havent been for years. The beach, the city, the food. Its a small city and its very manageable and the beach is right downtown in the middle of it all. The surrounding Basque country is great as well. The coastline is gorgeous and quiet with superb little towns up and down the coast. The seafood is awesome and, if you want hills and mountains, just head 20 minutes inland. Salamanca, Spain. Home to one of the first 3 major universities in all the world. The Cathedral is awesome and it makes you ownde rhow they built it in the 1500's. Home to the most goreous Palza Mayor in all of Spain. Some much charecter and it shits all over Madrids. Salamanca was the major place in Spain 500 years ago. Its not such a big place so you can walk anywhere. Havent been back for YEARS though so I have no idea if it has changed. C) NEW YORK!!! Theres no place like home. The buzz, the vibe, the engery. You can get whatever you want whenever you want it-as long as you have the money. Just go an hour north and you have some of the prettiest countryside in America-especially this time of year. The fall colors and weather is just about perfect. D) Rome/Florence Some great philosopher once said, "Just give me Italy and you can have the rest of the world." Or something like that. The history, the food, the women. Put it together and its tough to beat The last one didnt stick out in my mind but I will give you a several runners up: Paris-Beautiful city, too bad it is filled by Parisians! Lugano-Was only there once by SPECTACULAR!!! Santorini-This Greek Isle is basically a blown up volcano. The approach by ship is breathtaking. Great Rift Valley, Kenya-The natural beauty and wildlife is tremdous. Melbourne & The 12 Apostles-Australia is cool and The 12 Apostles are limestone stacks a few hours outside of Melboure along the coast. Google it. Its cool. I just found out one collapsed on 2005. The drive and road are way cool as well........

Weatherwise it is EAXCTLY lke it was 11 years ago. It is sunny, crsip and dry. Its a picture perfect mid September day....

I happen to agree with him. Maybe its because I look at the place in a different light as I have spent so much time in Thailand. Last time I was there I was walking along Suhk and the place had large stalls all over the place you could hardly walk. One stupid twat had a double wide baby carriage walking around there!! I wanted to strangle him!!! It actually reminded me of that shithole Patpong with its night market. Maybe Patpong is better nowadays but I havent been back there in ages and thats the main reason why. Having said that, Cascades is fucking awesome!!!! Great eye candy but havent taken a lady from there in ages!!!!

Yeah we all got bitten by the bug the first couple of times we experienced the many charms of Thailand. After a while (if one is lucky enough to spend LOTS of time in Thailand) it is as if you were a kid with a new toy. At first, you would play with it every day for a long time. Then, you ended up playing with it less and less. Thats why it is such an epic error for guys to move to Thailand after some holiday visits. Some of the shine comes off of Thailand the more you stay and the more experiences you have. Dont get me wrong, its still great and I still enjoy it. If I had enough money I could live there full time but my life is different and situation is way different than all of youse. I still say the best thing to do is to keep a foot in both places. Yeah, I know its tough to do and could be expensive to do. I know some guys who live in Thailand 24/7 and they are completely happy. One thing in common these guys have is that they dont act like tourists when they live there. The last time I was there, I hardly went out and it was about 3 weeks before I went out to a bar and had a beer. I know that sounds weird to some but I am not crazy about the bar scene anymore. Its just different. Like if anyone were to move to Las Vegas would you be at the casinos every week and go to shows all the time?? No you wouldnt........... WHOOP DEE DOOOOO!!!!!

I wouldnt doubt that Missy has had a Coke or 100 in her life. Hell, she is a teenager. Besides, do you ahve any idea how many calories per day these top notch swimmer consume??? I think Phelps and Lochte consume between 6,000-8,000 per DAY!!!!

How the fuck does she move around the court with all that junk in the trunk!!! Have to admit tennis at the Olympics is MEGA BOGUS, man!!!!!!

Sizable in EVERY facet!!!!! I am happy to see some response to this thread. I didnt know if anyone would be interested/bother. BA is one place I have never been to before. I enjoyed it and hope I get to go again sometime soon :-). If so, I will post again...... STIFLE YOURSELF!!!

Yeah WR my trips into BA are a sort of a hit and run as I dont have a lot of time. Dont know the next time I will be back. For a short trip, all you need is right in Microcentro. Sitting in one of those cafes I did wonder what it might have been like in the 70's under one of those repressive regimes. You know thousands disappeared and I was thinking about some "subversive" slob sitting there getting kidnapped by the secret police never to be heard from again. BTW when I was having lunch there was some sort of weekday street protest. I could read some of the signs and it was about jobs and labor and a big protagonist of the parade happened to be the Communist Party. I dont know if they were the main sponser of just a participant. WR I did see Paula Saez featured on one of those sites. I read about her abit on another site and thought she might be a bit too "famous". I try and stay away from the stars, especially when there is PLENTY of maybe lesser know talent from which to choose. If/when I go back, I will pos again. Hope its not too long though. I think I will feel a bit more comfortable each time I go back and "explore". WHOOP DEE DOO!!

You know if I get the chance to go back for another quickie trip, I would LOVE to check out Bosques De Palermo. Even if I took a cab ride around there to have a look, I would. It seems such a wild scene. Ol Arch is into pussy (I know its disgusting but what can I say) so I might go to the dark side. Hell, I might want to do both if Ol Arch's loins can reload. I have read about some "massage parlors/massage relax" that is a bit cheaper. I read that you have the option of fucking in these places-for extra plata of course. It warms my heart to know they hate the Brits more than the Yankee!!! Good thinking teling them you are from Ireland but it might take some explaining why you want to change pounds!! Come to think of it when I wanted to change they first asked me Euros. I guess they thought I was from Europe. But I didnt notice any posted rates for Sterling. I am not saying it wasnt there just that I dont remember seeing it. BA seemed an interesting place. You are correct WR, some of the buildings were old and had a run down look. I odnt mean old like historically old, although that does exist, but old and run down. I had lunch one day in a cafe that was very 70's. Would love to have the chance to check it out again. I wasnt there too long so I never ventured out of the main downtown area called Microcentro.

It was MY PLEASURE!!!!!! Would love some repeat action but not with the LB I already had!! You know some of youse dont like white girls but white meat is a nice change. Lovely cock she had though let me tell you!! Here are the web sites I used: DISTINTAS SEXO3 GEMIDOS.AR PLENTY of stuff on there if you are heading down to Buenos Aires. BTW, on thr trip from the airport to the hotel there was a big accident on the highway so the driver took the local way. Man, we went thru some rough areas! Stuff you dont see in the tourist brochures!!! WHOOP DEE DOO, WHOOP DEE DOO!!!

Good Ol' Arch took a break from the Brooklyn loading docks for a quickie side trip to Argentina. Now dont ask me how a middle aged, overweight sclub from Astoria gets an expenses paid quickie trip to Buenos Aires. THATS another story but I assure you I did make it and all this info is true. First of all, I dont think there is any bar action per se. I know there are "massage" places in BA but this is GG action only and I didnt have the chance to check it out. Maybe next time. We dont know how lucky we have it as Thailand bound mongers. The "infrastructure" for mongering in Thailand is second to no other place. If you are headed to Argentina, there is plenty of action to be had BUT it is IMPERATIVE that you speak some Spanish. If you dont speak Spanish, its going to be tough going. I had done some pre work as I thought I might be headed down to BA. I looked on a few web sites and got some numbers stockpiled. Not ceratin if I can mention the sites so for now I will NOT. Plenty of hot stuff. I saw this one chick and she looked absolutely stunning. She was in the area I was due to be around, which was the center of BA. I did have a few back ups just in case but this chick, named Barbie, was my first choice. I called the number but it wouldnt work. I must have called it 10 times but it wasnt meant to be. It had the correct number of digits but wouldnt work. I tried the back up and I got an answer from a deeper, throaty voice that we all know and love. We chatted for a bit and I didnt understand some stuff but she told me to come over right now. I agreed and she also told me her rate. I didnt bargain at all it was 300 pesos. Now Argentina is a basket case economically and foreign currency is tightly controlled. The hotels cannot change money and the sclub that I am I went to the official exchange office. The official rate is 4.5 pesos for 1 yankee dollar. hat makes it out to about 66 bucks, which equates to about 2000 baht. Thats for a short time all in. thats not too bad, especially when you have to blow a load and havent seen LB cock for a couple of months. Thats everything. No drinks, no bar fine, no room. It took me abou 15 minutes to get to her flat. I made my way upstairs. She said she was alone but she clearly wasnt. That unnerved me a tad. We settled into the spare room and explained what we would do. Basically she said she would do everything. That sounded good to me but then she demanded payment upfront. Now, thats something that we are really no used to and I wasnt comfortable forking over the oney up front but there was a porno on the TV and I started rubbing her ample cock thru her panties. Guess what happened next?? You got it, I caved. She left for a couple of minutes and thought she might come back and chuck me out. What the fuck could I do if she did?? Absolutely nothing. I took a risk but I was rewarded. She came back in a bra and panties set. I disrobed and she jumped on top of me. We exchanged spit and started biting her neck and lush lips. We got totally naked and she had a magnificent cock and boy was it hard. It was uncut and about 8 inches long. I wasted no time slurping and sucking and then she did the same to me. We played for a while and she wanted to fuck me. Now, I am NOT into that. I have tried but it hurts too fucking much. God Bless you guys that love to get topped. Real men take it up the ass. I guess that means I am just a litle boy then :-). I told me quite a few times I didnt want it but she was VERY insistent. She did try to stuff it in (covered of course) but my sphincter wasnt having it!!!! She relented and went back to oral. She had a wonderful cock and it was hard as steel. She was only 22 BTW She didnt give up the idea of stuffing that log in my ass. She got some lube and tried one finger. That didnt work for me either. It hurt and I didnt like it!!! After some more sucking and cock play, I laid back down and she straddled my face and she force fed her her giant lobster. I loved and was babbling. I could taste what was to come. After a few more minutes she let loose all over my face and neck. It was hot and so was I. After a minute cool down she went down on me and sucked me til I came in buckets. It was good but she ran for th tissue before my third spritz of come barreled out of my smallish pop gun. Thats a turn off but what are you going to do? After a couple of minutes lying there, she went and cleaned up and I eventually did the same. A short bye bye and a couple of pecks later, I was out the door and back on the street. That was my only experience in some play for pay action. I wish I had some more but maybe next time if I get the chance. I still want a piece of that Barbie chick but you know sometimes when you build up a big fantasy inside your head it never lives up to the hype. I would love to find out though. As a side note, there IS street action in BA but I did not sample it. I dont think is for the feint of heart. There is an area, its a park, called BOSQUE DE PALERMO. Its a huge LB scene at night. It sound as if you need a car as there is mostly car action. Not certain how dodgy/dangerous it is but I would love to just at least have a look. Now about the money. Foreign currency is tightly controlled. Whenver you have controls you have a black market. the next day I walked a bit around the city and I heard you can change, unofficially, on the street. I didnt take the chance the first time but I spenta bit more with my encounter with the LB. I needed a bit more. To make a long story short there are these guys on the main tourist drag shouting "CAMBIO" which means "change". It was totally blatant and out in the open. I only needed a bit more so I figured why the hell not. I approached this older non threatening gentlemen and we chatted for a bit. We ageed on 6 to 1. So had I changed unofficially my dalliance with the Argies LB would have set me back only $50 or about 1600 baht. Not bad. Overall, I think there are lots of chances for mongering in Argentina but you really need some Spanish as hardly anyone speaks English. There is stuff to do and see in BA but I dont know if I would go out of my way and spend a lot of coin in the process to go mongering in BA. If it were close by and accessable, then its a good option. But if you could make it to Thailand, Thailand would b the better choice. More to do, better food and stuff it cheaper in Thailand. Also, the scene is WAY easier to navigate in Thailand. its all set up for you and all you have to do is walk in a bar and get attacked. It was a decent experienceand, given the chance, I would do it all over again!!!!

Yeah people buy million dollar condos because violent tranny hookers are plying their trades in the hood-YEAH RIGHT!!! Hey, Ol Arch has nothing against tranny hookers (or any hookers for that matter) but get over your fucking self!! Thats why we should ahve Red Light areas!!!! WHOOP DEE DOO!!

One of the first times I remember my young loins stirring was seeing a VERY young Valerie Bertinelli on a show called ONE DAY AT A TIME. That train wreck Mackenzie Phillips played her older sis. Speaking of Marcia Brady, as she got a bit older that Jan turned into one fine piece of young koochie.......

Riding around in an ultralite aircraft in Thailand. What could POSSIBLY go wrong???

You know I was thinking about JaiDee's most recent assertion on my long plane ride from Tokyo sitting in first class. You know its not like any of the legacy news networks would hvae a Democratic presidential spokesman/operative on one if ITS "news" shows who is on HOURS per week?? Although that old delusional fool Dan rather denies it, even another Democratic operative Chris Matthews admitted the liberal bias in the media the other day. Poll after poll have, historically, shown news rooms across the country to vote Democrat. It aint even close. There is very little "hard news" shows on anymore. Wih the advent of the cable news station and the 24 hour news cycle, these stations have to a) fill airtime and attract viewers. Well, some of them attempt to attract them.

You know the abortion issue is SUCH a HUGE red herring. Even if The Supreme Court REPEALED the Roe v Wade decision 9-0, the decision on abortion would revert back the the STATES!!! That would mean you could still get an abortion in many states in the union. WHOOOOOP DEEEEE DOOOOOO!!!

When/if this series gets to Yank TV, can someone let us know please....

Of course there are some of those nationalities knocking about Pattaya. they get up to a lot of stuff they cannot get up to in their own lands. There are wealthy people everywhere-see ruling class. I was wondering how many JD actually encountered out and about on one of his islands. I would venture to guess not many.

I wonder how many Jordanians, Egyptians or Syrians you saw there??? I suspect not many if any at all! Does that mean those shitholes are prison camps as well??

Well Mr JD one of the main reasons we have troops and bases in Okinawa is basically to protect Taiwan. At least it was in the past. Now I wonder what BHO would do (until Jan of 2013 anyway-555555) if the Chinks (Archie speak) moved on it. Realistically, I doubt theres much the US could do anyway. We have troops there as well to project a general regional power. The Korean Peninsula could kick off at any time, mind you. As far as the Austrian chick you encountered JD, she (and her ancestors) wereprobably pissed that their native son Adolph lost!! think about it. Most Austrians were delighted when the twisted cross came a calling.

BINGO!! Man that didnt take long. I think thats a BIG part of it. its a hell of a lot easier and manageable. Health care is a huge part of it as well and the costs are a huge millstone around the necks of the denizens of the USA. Also those other countries on that list do not hvae the burden of the huge military outlays. Now, it would be GREAT to cut cut cut the military spending but not giving it to the welfare leeches. I know I am going to get flamed for saying this but I think the world has the USA a lot to thank for especially starting from 1941 on. What do you think would happen if the US shrunk its "power" all around the world. China would be ectsatic as would its proxy North korea. What do you think would happen if we pull out all the troops in South Korea??? Dont think it would be a pretty picture at all. I think the affordability of the US is relative. there are some cheaper places with much better employment prospects even now. If you are educated and have a skill, you will have a good job. If you delay gratification, save and invest, you prospects are much better. There are many people in America who would rather sit on the couch and watch Jerry springer and wait for a hand out. Sometimes you have to sacrifice and do some shit you really dont WAN to do in order to get to where you want to go...... thats what ol Arch says from his living room chair in Astoria.....