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lance2546

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  1. I take em to Crown Inn Hotel; P200 for three hours. Sleazy hotel but I like 'em to think I'm broke. Wala pera, lol
  2. Attorney Lance calls Stealth to the witness stand: "Mr Stealth, Isn't it a fact that you made these innocent Pinay ladyboys pregnant?" Stealth "Well, er I.." Lance "And isn't it a fact that you have neglected to pay child support?" Stealth "Well she, I mean.." Any way, compliments buddy, sweet little guapa girls :)
  3. Careful, she might try to shake you down for child support :)
  4. Nice Stealth; we have similar tastes in girls :) Always wanted to try big butt Mashe :) Had an appointment set up once at the ST hotel, but she insisted that I get a room and txt her the number. Naa, not my first rodeo, lol.
  5. YOu can have the alphas buddy; I like 'em sweet :)
  6. Yes buddy, you are correct. Its that first trip abroad on a new passport that seems to trigger suspicion. Its also luck of the draw about the Immigration officer's attitude :)
  7. ^ Its more fun in the Philippines- bigger and better lies, 555 :)
  8. Well I lost my volleyball girl 555! We usually txt on Viber daily, but her replies started getting late, then none for a couple of days. I sorta forgot about her, then suddenly I get a message, she is telling me she loves me, etc. etc. She works part time at the local cock fighting arena -so she says- and said she pulled a 48 hour shift, 555. I replied "I was born at night; but not last night." (one of her favorite lines :) ) She apologizes, I don't reply, then she tries to give me a guilt trip "Well if you don't like me honey I can't push myself. Just delete my number." I ignore her so that's that :) I don't care if she has customers, I fuck other girls and ladyboys so she should enjoy herself too. I like her, but I could tell from the start she was playing the long game. She is 30, claims her long time BF, who supported her generously, passed away. It was banging her in her room and happened to glance up and see her pic with her BF, looking down at us, lol. Its never boring here :)
  9. Its moving along but I have no idea what the completion date is. Have no idea where the Phillies girls will hang. Skytrax is probably good to check out but I cant stand the music 555!
  10. I felt comfortable there, people were nice and made me feel welcome. Jen (not her real name) worked at a call center in Manila for five years, then met a foreign guy who supported her and lived with her in the province most of the time. He recently passed away and she is looking for a new asawa (husband); which I made clear that it wasn't going to be me I met her family but there was no hints or requests for a meal or other recreation funding. Her cousin was there for a month long visit; she and her partner run a business together in Melbourne. Smart girl, she get it that, yeah people make more money in the west but they also work very hard- and expenses are much higher. Now she understands that not all foreigners are rich, 555
  11. Duterte is still very popular with the average Pinoy. I filled my bike up the other day and there was a kid, not more than eight or nine years old pumping gas. I looked at him seriously and asked "Po are you Digong?" (Digong = Punisher) He starts laughing and says. "Yes Sir, I'm the President!" The cashier strolls over, cause he's bored and wants to hear why we are laughing. I asked "Digong" "How many girl friends you have? He laughs and says none. The cashier asked him if he is bakla (gay) and doesn't like girls. The kid shoots back, I'm working for my family, I can't support asawa yet! We all laugh and I give the kid a small tip; he's happy and I ride off. I think one of the guys pumping gas subcontracted the kid to do his job while he slept, 555! With the poverty here, it's easy to see the appeal of Duterte...
  12. Mabuhay! I was chatting with a ladyboy from Zambales province (Subic Bay) She seemed OK, so I made plans to meet her at Subic. Checked in to the hotel, txted her the location and she was there within the hour, not bad considering it was a 30 minute jeepny ride for her. Nice girl, tall, feminine and had a Latina look/flair about her. We hit it off, both in and out of the sack and she wanted to stay with me for a couple of days. I liked her but I like to go slow and made it clear that I'm not looking for a steady GF, so she agreed to go home after one night. Plus she talks a lot, 555! We kept in touch so I went back this past weekend to her house in the province. Like the Thais, her house sits in a small walled compound, next to her two uncles. She lives with her sister and her lesbian GF; I was hoping for a threesome, but I don't think that's gonna hap. pen with sis, lol. She is a volleyball player and I went to one of her matches. She was filling in and it wasn't her regular team, but there were several ladyboys and some femme boys playing. Interesting to see how they organized them selves; they take it pretty seriously and she earned 200 pesos prize money, funded by the local government. Her house is small, but her room has A/C, they have an indoor bath room, cable tv and wifi/internet, so I was comfortable.
  13. What does the Pope and Mr. Obama have in common? Mr. D said they are both sum bitches, lol
  14. Yeah it should be. I think we just got an Immigration officer with a burr up her ass. The LB I took, is employed as a supervisor on Clark Air Base. She had her employment badge, bank statements, copy of her car ownership documents and a letter from her employer. Some of the Immigration Nazis at Clark are on power trips.
  15. Well a first for me- I took a lady boy on a trip to Singapore. I've been dating a really sweet LB here in AC, she is a supervisor at a firm on Clark Field. I prepped her on document to bring with her: bank statements, car title, letter from her employer, etc.. She's never been abroad, but never P4P. I found some discounted tickets on Shabu Pathetic, $250 round trip for both of us, so I booked the flight back in April. We get to Clark, check in on the fight to Singapore, her travel tax was 1,620 PHP + 600 terminal fee (which she paid herself.) The lady Immigration officer asked her many questions: What places will you visit?; Do you have a hotel booking, etc. She has to go to the for an interview and I stay in the waiting area. The interviewer is more professional and explains that they are trying to make sure Filipinas are not trafficked. The interview is about 15 minutes, but they pass her, she is well documented and every thing is legit. She does well on the flight -first time in a plane- and we disembark at Changi. Again she is flagged at Immigration, but this interview is quick, less than five minutes. The trip, only two nights, was fun. She was impressed with Singapore, the cleanliness, order and shopping! LOL! She also eagerly tried new food and enjoyed her first taste of Thai cuisine- Tom Yung Gung! Of course she took many selfies and couldn't wait to post them on Facebook. The trip never happened unless you get 100+ likes, LOL! I'm just so happy that she wasn't offloaded; the (first) lady Immigration officer at Clark was a bitch and demonstrating her position of power. An all to familiar trait of some public "servants" here...
  16. Remember when Thaksin began his War on Drugs? About 2,500 people were executed in that endeavor. An easy way to settle an old score or for one gang to take out another gang. Watch out for stray bullets!
  17. Since crime in Pattaya is nearly nonexistent, the police have shifted their notables skills to improving moral behavior. I'm certainly impressed...
  18. They call the super spenders here "Whales." These guys might drop $2,000 US a night. On a recent visit to Subic, I was perusing the bell rings written on the wall. Stuff like "Fred and Jhonalyn, Love Forever. 100,000 pesos" 100 grand would easily fund my lifestyle for a couple of months; but then I don't have bragging rights about my fantasy night. I'll take the two months :)
  19. I have to side with the big spenders group. I've blown up to 200 baht -in one night- at Mouth Moy bar. I even left some loose change as a tip. Yeah, I know I'm fucking it up for the guys that live there but Pattaya is all about me, hehe
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